FabSwingers.com forum: Do Not Try This...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....anywhere.

Cribbing the ideas from best/worse chat-up lines, here's some YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY!

- pulling the waistband of a girls skirt/trousers, pouring a pint down the front and asking if she's wet enough yet

- punching her in the back of the head and when she turns around, point to a nerd and punch him in the back of the head before singing "hero"

- "i've got a bet on with my mates to fuck the ugliest girl in here; wanna split a tenner?" (I worked with a group of guys that used to do this, the clue was to not let the girl know, but one couldn't resist)

anyone add any?