FabSwingers.com forum: opening lines

By *akeyMatty OP Man
over a year ago

Ossett

whats the best way to get replies on here?? whats the best opening lines?? anyone got any tips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna breed?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wanna breed?"."

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, what time does hubby start work?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

What time of the month do you ovulate........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck hun

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I love scabby minges, yours is right up my alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know where you live

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Thanks... This thread has given me the giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I just thought I would drop you a line as I'm passing through and you are within a mile of me.

It would be great to chat and get to know you. I pass by quite frequently and I imagine we could have a lot of fun Xxx

I hope to hear from you soon.

p.s. You look beautiful when you are sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont swallow its going in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a really old bit of fluff. Generally any bird above 40'will do.

Tell her she's really beautiful and you really mean it and your not just after a shag and she's different and she's got lovely eyes.

Then

Fuck her right in the pussy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi bbe, u lk well hrny. Wanna meet now?

Don't forget to attach a cock pic as well

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Have you heard............about the bird..........?

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I usually use my fake profile pretending to be an 18 year old bi sexual cum slut. Gets replies from 18-99 year olds from all walks of life

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Hi, I just thought I would drop you a line as I'm passing through and you are within a mile of me.

It would be great to chat and get to know you. I pass by quite frequently and I imagine we could have a lot of fun Xxx

I hope to hear from you soon.

p.s. You look beautiful when you are sleeping.

As I'm reading this I'm thinking... That's sweet of you and then I get to the last line and... I'm laughing

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Right who's hacked my mailbox

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"If you dont swallow its going in the eyes

This is sooo making me chuckle!

I gotta try this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mums a good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. I saw your profile and I'd quite like to square you right in the jugular.

Regards".

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Your mums a good shag

Oi, I'm telling Jim about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mums a good shag

Oi, I'm telling Jim about you

Why does he want to shag her mum too

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be forming a que

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine."

You reckon??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Your mums a good shag

Oi, I'm telling Jim about you

Why does he want to shag her mum too

There's not a mum in the land that's safe when Jim's erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.

You reckon??

Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.

You reckon??

Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me."

Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one just now: 'I hope you don't mind me messaging you' - well, actually now you mention it, I do kinda mind?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Would be interesting for a few guys to copy/paste a few of their opening messages here - real ones - to see if they offer the op any good ideas.

Obviously a message that reflects the sender, rather than one that someone else has written, is the only way to get it working in your favour, as most of us like to have a feel for you as a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.

You reckon??

Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me.

Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to? "

Nooo... YOU will end up taking out injunctions on THEM.

Capiche?

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names dick would you like it ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Go on dare ya!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

How do you like your eggs fried or fertilising ,

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Hi gorgeous,

I was blinded by your beauty so I need your number for insurance purposes.

Love your pics. Your lady garden looks wonderful. You're so pretty I'd actually eat your poo.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in love with you. Love ur shape, bottle. Your personality is on point.

I have a special fetish for curvy women and wow.. If you don't mind me being ideologically opposed to fat acceptance, I think we can get along well. I'd love to cross you off my bucket list.

I'd love to show you around my house.. Take you to the kitchen and allow you to prepare dinner for me then we can make sweet sweet love before my wife comes home.

And for the weekends that she's away, I think you should lick my toes and then at night you can put your pillow half way down the bed so it's level with my cock.

Or maybe we could meet in a dark alleyway and you find out a little under a month later that you've missed your period. I've been looking for a fertile female to impregnate for a while now.

Please get back to me as I'd like to make your hot pussy squirt like a fire hydrant.

If you don't want to meet me, then will you chat on the phone with me while I wank over your pictures?

Here is a pic of my cock. I hope it's big enough for you.

Lots of love from

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.

You reckon??

Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me.

Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to?

Nooo... YOU will end up taking out injunctions on THEM.

Capiche?"

Ooops... Best not try that then had I lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Oh and make sure you send 26 pics of your cock.. Slightly different angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to help my friend out with a rape fantasy?!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Want to see some puppies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows's yer bum for love bites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bout I know I'm more arm Pitt than brad Pitt but going keep it real like Ian Beale I would really love to fuck u lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

How much do you charge for a blowjob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

Best opening line ever followed by the greatest ever opening paragraph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you?....(wonders why message was deleted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the best way to get replies on here?? whats the best opening lines?? anyone got any tips?? "

I've got your dog. £2,000. Wrapped in brown paper. 9pm. Behind the bus station. I'll be the bear. Don't be late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???

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lol you will get a yes from all

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've got access to some stables and a Shetland Pony. Fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got access to some stables and a Shetland Pony. Fancy it?"

Sounds like it could be a stable relationship!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I washed it would you touch it?

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

I bet that you look good on the dancefloor.

You're fit and you know it.

Wanna play hide the penis?

You remind me of my mates mum and she's fit....... Innit

I hope you like tapes and CDs because I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts

All guaranteed to get the girls frothing at the Fadge.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Actually just use the term frothing at the gash anywhere in your mail for 100% message reply rate.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Hi gorgeous,