FabSwingers.com forum: men v women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY BLOKE WOULD EVER SAY:

10. I think Michael Buble is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right.

7. Her tits are too big.

6. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to Bluewater in ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your handbag

2. Forget monday Night Football, let's watch Corrie.

1. I think we are lost. Maybe I should pull over and ask for directions.

THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think that hairy backs are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. That T-shirt with the holes in the armpits is just too cute.

5. This diamond is way too big.

4. I won't even put my lips on that unless I get to swallow.

3. Wow, it really is 14 inches.

2. Does this make my arse look too small?

1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.