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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats your favourite colour ?

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red

Like my towel then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a hugely big meteor crashed into the ocean, would the sea level rise or fall?

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hmmm interesting one. I don't think anyone would go and check! Lol. Depends how much damage was done.....

I'm a woman you never get a straight answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had to spend a week on a desert island who would you take? Besides me of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a hugely big meteor crashed into the ocean, would the sea level rise or fall? "

I think it would make a big splash

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?..."

Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz?

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"If you had to spend a week on a desert island who would you take? Besides me of course lol"

Well Richard Branson of course cos I would get stuck on Necker Island.

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

If a hugely big meteor crashed into the ocean, would the sea level rise or fall?

I think it would make a big splash"

...... Bit like me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had to spend a week on a desert island who would you take? Besides me of course lol

Well Richard Branson of course cos I would get stuck on Necker Island.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?"

Fat chips, washed and patted dry, rolled in Marmite and cooked in Beef Dripping.

With vinegar.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Should I ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a car travelling at 76mph hit a train travelling at 192mph how long would it take for you to realise that David Cameron is a cunt?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"If a car travelling at 76mph hit a train travelling at 192mph how long would it take for you to realise that David Cameron is a cunt?"

The answer to that is easy .... Alex Salmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"

Most the men on here wouldn't agree to that one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?

Fat chips, washed and patted dry, rolled in Marmite and cooked in Beef Dripping.

With vinegar.

Swap Marmite for Bovril and that sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"

Haha... Oh that's good!

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?"

A jar of Nutella

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Should I ?"

Would your Mum?

No?

Then yes you should

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"If a car travelling at 76mph hit a train travelling at 192mph how long would it take for you to realise that David Cameron is a cunt?"

Now you sound like Frankie Boyle

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"

Better than flys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I really a perv

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?

A jar of Nutella

I like that, but I had 2 Rustlers cheeseburgers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you asleep yet

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Am I really a perv

You're a fella, course you are!

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?

A jar of Nutella

I like that, but I had 2 Rustlers cheeseburgers

Should have had Nutella too

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Are you asleep yet"

Let me just check

Left eye open? Check

Right eye open? Check

Finger tapping on phone? Check

= Nope I'm not asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you agree with the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Do you agree with the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? "

Did delia smith have something to do with that too? If so then yes I'll support it she knows her eggs she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you feeling any better today ?xxSx

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"are you feeling any better today ?xxSx"

Aww Thankyou. Yes I am mucho. Very tired tho. Hope you're both ok xxx

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By *avnut69Man
over a year ago

Sale

"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?...

Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz?"

That's right and very observant at this time of day. Do you drink Guinness

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?...

Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz?

That's right and very observant at this time of day. Do you drink Guinness

I don't actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X"

Back or chest?

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By *avnut69Man
over a year ago

Sale

"Am I really a perv

You're a fella, course you are!

Oh yes of course we are, some nice friendly peeve and some nasty ones. Let's hope we are all nice ones hey,, get those beautiful tits out mmmm lol

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X"

What's the weather going to be today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like your pillows fluffing and a little hug before you finally go bye byes? x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

K wants to know if penguins have knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can two African Swallows carry a coconut between them...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get a bird in your hands ?

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How do you get a bird in your hands ?

iceland frozen chicken

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X

Back or chest?"

To rub on my Vicks? Both please

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Am I really a perv

You're a fella, course you are!

Oh yes of course we are, some nice friendly peeve and some nasty ones. Let's hope we are all nice ones hey,, get those beautiful tits out mmmm lol "

Never come across a nasty perv yet!

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X

What's the weather going to be today?"

Starting out frosty knickers with a warm front later with a few damp patches

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Would you like your pillows fluffing and a little hug before you finally go bye byes? x x

Bye byes, sounds a bit of a final ending im not planning on dying yet chick! Lol

However that is a lovely gesture Thankyou. You can fluff me all you like. Xx

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Daddy or chips?"

Don't you mean Daddies or Heinz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will we win the midweek lottery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Will we win the midweek lottery?"

My tea leaves say no :-/

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....

It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.

I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I see your pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fish get thirsty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddy or chips?"

Ha ha ha I ask my children this all the time, they have no idea it's from an old advert, if they want something they say daddy otherwise it's chips every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X"

Would you rather be eaten by 10 zombies or 1 werewolf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can dogs really not look up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....

It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.

I think"

Lmao! I wasn't expecting a serious answer.

But thanks anyway.

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Can I see your pictures?

Errrrr nope

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Do fish get thirsty?"

They probably do if they get fish rot

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Daddy or chips?

Ha ha ha I ask my children this all the time, they have no idea it's from an old advert, if they want something they say daddy otherwise it's chips every time"

Oh yeah I remember now lol. Duhhh

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.

Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X

Would you rather be eaten by 10 zombies or 1 werewolf? "

Can't stand zombie. Shaun of the dead is a pile of crap.

Werewolf.

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Can dogs really not look up?"

Never hear of that one and I grew up with dogs.....

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....

It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.

I think

Lmao! I wasn't expecting a serious answer.

But thanks anyway.

Hehe. I made it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you feeling any better today ?xxSx

Aww Thankyou. Yes I am mucho. Very tired tho. Hope you're both ok xxx"

yes ta

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By *verReadyAndMinxy OP Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

"are you feeling any better today ?xxSx

Aww Thankyou. Yes I am mucho. Very tired tho. Hope you're both ok xxx

yes ta

Sx"

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