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"Dare I ask?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Up a lemon tree without a jug. | |||
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"can i have one please? "im at work" is too boring ......." Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sat on a PVC chair making my bum sweaty. | |||
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"....and what's the small print?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Looking for my face bins - should have gone to SpecSavers. | |||
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"Go on then if ya must xx  "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Stuck in the plug hole - HELP! | |||
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"....and what's the small print? Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Looking for my face bins - should have gone to SpecSavers." Thank you, duly noted and quoted on my status.  | |||
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"I can never think what to put on that thing...any ideas? "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Pondering the level of anatomical accuracy at the wax works | |||
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"can i have one please? "im at work" is too boring ....... Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sat on a PVC chair making my bum sweaty. " thanks for that duly noted....but ijust got a message from a PVC fetishist ......  | |||
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"ours looks very ordinary now "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sidcup is a place, not something we expect you to wear. | |||
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"LMFAO loving all your new status's people" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Wanting photos of dribbling cocks being strangled... come on boys! | |||
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"LMFAO loving all your new status's people Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Wanting photos of dribbling cocks being strangled... come on boys!" OMFG..ok but will then hide my profile LMAO  | |||
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"this seems fun.....can i have one please "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I live in Walsall... how do you think I'm feeling? | |||
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"Brilliant! This has just given me a giggle in the office! " Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: A horse, a horse my kingdom for a man hung like a horse! | |||
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"Soapys current status reads ....I do believe polo is bored xx (really it does lol)xx "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Rushing through my bucket list... time is of the essence! | |||
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"Sign us up too pls !" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Turd dodging in the swimming pool of life. | |||
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"One for me please x" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sitting in the _ruit bowl surrounded by cox's and a couple of plums. | |||
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"am i too late lol" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Looking to the sky and thinking of you... grey, damp and windy. | |||
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"I'll have one please! x" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: If you think your boss is a pain in the arse, try anal in a sand-pit! | |||
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"thanks huny, its great xxx " Polo can I have one please? | |||
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"thanks huny, its great xxx Polo can I have one please? "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Pondering: if a tree falls over in the woods with no one there to hear it, does it still have a case for compensation? | |||
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"Can I get one too-I think mine might be a bit dull after seeing this lot!" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I think mine might be a bit dull after seeing this lot! | |||
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"thanks huny, its great xxx Polo can I have one please?
Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator.
Your Current Status: Pondering: if a tree falls over in the woods with no one there to hear it, does it still have a case for compensation?
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"Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator on the wall. do me a line to make me the prettiest of all .....Pleassssssssssse "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: If all the world is a stage, some of you should have rehearsed more. | |||
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"Me too please, if its not too late xx" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I'm not a heavy drinker, so it's too early in the day for me to think you are attractive. | |||
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"TY Duly ammended, not sure how many peeps will now have a pop tho "someones already commented on my "odd" status lol | |||
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"can i have an improvement on dead air?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Tunage, bling and a look that's proper... it's how I is rollin'. | |||
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"Dare I?!!  "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Trust me, it won't hurt if you stop straining. | |||
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"I have just finished my dinner but that sounds boring." Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I don't know where I am, but it's dark and smells of rubber. | |||
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"I'm back in the queue for tomorrows update! "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Queue hogging in the Lounge. | |||
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"Love this thread! Can I have one please?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: The lights are on but no one is home... I should know, I'm robbing the gaff! | |||
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"Love this thread! Can I have one please? Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: The lights are on but no one is home... I should know, I'm robbing the gaff!" thanks in a bit wary of using it though....I'm already dodgy, you know, with living in Coventry | |||
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"oh please brighten up my day and give me one xx" Pm me, lets arrange it | |||
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"oh please brighten up my day and give me one xx" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: When I give you my digits I expect full textual satisfaction. | |||
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"TY Duly ammended, not sure how many peeps will now have a pop tho
someones already commented on my "odd" status lol"Me too. People who dont come into the forums think we've all gone mad... | |||
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"Brilliant.. been having lots of laughs going throught these, can we have one please?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: No more leeks, daffodils or rugby balls… I know we are Welsh but surely someone owns a proper butt plug! | |||
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"one for me please xx" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. | |||
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"one for me please xx Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. " lol - thanks x | |||
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"thank you for the giggle...brightened up my crappy day" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Coronation Street is 50 years old this year… I do hope you’re not. | |||
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"one for me please xx Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. lol - thanks x"Where's the lips gone ? | |||
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"Can we have one please?" Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer. Please try again later or contact the web administrator. | |||
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"one for me please xx Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?"Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: You can like it or lump it... just don't diss the Crumpet. | |||
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"Can we have one please? Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer. Please try again later or contact the web administrator." lol can only fit half on I think | |||
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"one for me please xx Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?"they went as my ass needed to be up for an ass forum lol | |||
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"having a mind blank for a status update - please help "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: If you are viewing my avatar on an iphone, the answer is “no I don’t own a big dog” | |||
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"Can we have one please? Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer. Please try again later or contact the web administrator. lol can only fit half on I think" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Voted forum personaily of the year... by some creepy ass fecker. | |||
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"one for me please xx Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My papa was a rolling stone… the injunction prohibits me from saying which one. lol - thanks x
Where's the lips gone ?
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Your Current Status: You can like it or lump it... just don't diss the Crumpet."oooooo I like this ...... doesn't beat the one I put up half an hour ago tho  | |||
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"Can we have one please? Error code 696 - the server is currently unavailable due to being shit scared of giving you the wrong answer. Please try again later or contact the web administrator. lol can only fit half on I think Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Voted forum personaily of the year... by some creepy ass fecker." Please Miss Polo, can we have a different one as someone will report us to Admin for that one | |||
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"Can we have one please? "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Watching Corrie and wishing Jack Duckworth would be our special bed friend. | |||
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" Please Miss Polo, can we have a different one as someone will report us to Admin for that one "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Watching Corrie and recalling Jack Duckworth was a disappointment. | |||
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"Can we have one please?
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Your Current Status: Watching Corrie and wishing Jack Duckworth would be our special bed friend.
"lol thnx...now that's different | |||
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"Oh please can we have one too ? "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Looking through Wayne Rooney's little black book... and feeling guilty about being turned on. | |||
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"Ok, if possible fellow person on the a47 of life... We will like to be part of the in crowd" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: It's dangerous to talk to strangers... when you have their cock in your mouth. | |||
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" "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Warning - fussy fecker! | |||
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"Hey, Polo, knackered yet? x" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I'm not a pheasant plucker.... but I'm a reasonable shag. | |||
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"Can i have one please xxxxxx" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Fo drizzle mi nozzle | |||
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"Can we have one too plz xxx "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Humming the tune of 'One Nation Under a Groove' and getting down just for the funk of it. | |||
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Your Current Status: Warning - fussy fecker!
"You didn't say how many we could have !! Have kept the last one, i have warmed to Jack. | |||
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"Can we have one too plz xxx
Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator.
Your Current Status: Humming the tune of 'One Nation Under a Groove' and getting down just for the funk of it."yay! Loving it! Just need some huge shoulder pads and face spex! Funnnnkkkk in out! | |||
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"One for me please "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I’m leaning on the lamppost at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady comes by…. creepy or what? | |||
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"How amusing. I'd be interested to see what I'm generated!" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I'd give a word to the wise but it's the stupid ones that need the advice. | |||
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"How amusing. I'd be interested to see what I'm generated! Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I'd give a word to the wise but it's the stupid ones that need the advice. " I couldn't have put it better myself lol. Many thanks | |||
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"I want one I want one I want!!!!" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out. | |||
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"Please miss polo may honeypot have one shes scared to ask lol" LMFAO  | |||
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"Please miss polo may honeypot have one shes scared to ask lol LMFAO "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: My mum says you are what you eat.... can you tell me what moron taste like? | |||
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"Do people take a lot of notice over the status thing?" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Floating on a lilly pad waiting to be kissed. | |||
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"OK, I will bite. Hit me with it." Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I'm wishing on a star, to follow where you are.... and I have all 5 stars on my name badge. | |||
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" Would it be fair to assume that the current status is : "Only open on Mondays"" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Closed for major renovation works. | |||
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"We need a new one, we are only getting mail from Jack duckworth lookalikes. "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Lost in the forest of lust looking for a lumberjack with a sturdy chopper. | |||
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"Do me please "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: I am currently being held in a queue, waiting to find out my current status.... my call is valued. | |||
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"Desperate - sat in watching Holby City I'm that desperate!" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sat in watching Holby City... I'm that desperate! . . . . . . . . *come on, you must have seen that one coming* | |||
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"Can i have one please polo "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Wondering if I'll be made to wear flip-flops in hell. | |||
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"We need a new one, we are only getting mail from Jack duckworth lookalikes.
Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator.
Your Current Status: Lost in the forest of lust looking for a lumberjack with a sturdy chopper."Done about three minutes ago and have had three mails connected to it already and they are hunkier than Jack Duckworth  | |||
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"Can i have one please polo
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Your Current Status: Wondering if I'll be made to wear flip-flops in hell."Mines up, just hope i dont get any flip flop fetish requests | |||
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"aunti polo we are so dissapointed we have had no response to our status generated by the magic status generator "Dear Customer You order was dispatched shortly after receipt of your request. We enclose a copy of the generated status for Monday 27th September. However, we can understand your disappointment at not being able to use your generated current status on the date it was dispatched, so as a gesture of goodwill we would like to also offer you a voucher for an alternative current status at a time of your choosing... free of charge. . . . . "I want one I want one I want!!!! Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out." | |||
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"aunti polo we are so dissapointed we have had no response to our status generated by the magic status generator
Dear Customer
You order was dispatched shortly after receipt of your request.
We enclose a copy of the generated status for Monday 27th September.
However, we can understand your disappointment at not being able to use your generated current status on the date it was dispatched, so as a gesture of goodwill we would like to also offer you a voucher for an alternative current status at a time of your choosing... free of charge.
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I want one I want one I want!!!!
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Your Current Status: We've spent hours looking up our family tree , next door's cat is stuck up it and we're hoping it knocks the frisbee out."dear aunti I think you misunderstood our last message - we posted the generated status to which we have had no response what-so-ever | |||
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"I had someone comment on my status that polo generated for me yesterday...lol" Same here: all promising not to squirm! | |||
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"Dear Customer We sent you a voucher, quit bitching! As always, we value your custom. Customer Services Manager" Dear Customer Services Manager Can we cash in our voucher for another Magic Status please? Many thanks in advance Yours sexily A and K | |||
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"Desperate - sat in watching Holby City I'm that desperate! Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: Sat in watching Holby City... I'm that desperate! . . . . . . . . *come on, you must have seen that one coming*" Lol surely it would be 'can't see the wood for the trees as glued to crappy TV' hehe | |||
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"we dont want to be left out.. may we have 1 pretty please "Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status: You won't find stale doughnuts in this Watford gap. | |||
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"Dear Customer We sent you a voucher, quit bitching! As always, we value your custom. Customer Services Manager Dear Customer Services Manager Can we cash in our voucher for another Magic Status please? Many thanks in advance Yours sexily A and K" Thank you for your request to Polo’s Magic ‘Current Status’ Generator. Your Current Status:When the earth moves for you in Norfolk, it’s not always shoreline erosion. | |||
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"we dont want to be left out.. may we have 1 pretty please
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Your Current Status: You won't find stale doughnuts in this Watford gap."lol we love it thank you... up on profile just sit back now and wait for the massages to fly in | |||
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