FabSwingers.com forum: on me 'ead son!!

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my towels in my bathroom are stored on a shelf high above my loo.

I have just been contemplating my navel when all of a sudden I get a great big thud on the top of my head...5 large towels fell from said shelf onto my hea... Scared the whatsit out of me!!

St....Guess I was in the best place then hahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the head job I had in mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How did they fall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky it weren't the shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse the shelf could have fallen down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have been worse the shelf could have fallen down

and broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet you need to use them as bog roll now

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Do you only have your shelf to blame?

(That joke works better, if you do it in Sean Connery's voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did they fall?"

Vibrations perhaps.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"How did they fall?"

Gravity?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How did they fall?

Gravity?!

Daddy shelf fixer didn't set the shelf at an angle did he? Or was it user error?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"How did they fall?

Gravity?!

Daddy shelf fixer didn't set the shelf at an angle did he? Or was it user error?"

Haha this was put up by bodgit and scarper the EX tradesman

I think perhaps my towel jenga stacking skills need work.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have another amusing 'on me'ead son' annecdote for you all!!

i went to running club tonight and we meet outside a local bar. it had been raining quite hard before the meeting time but luckily(?!) stopped just before.

We were all gathered around a gazebo type thing with a material roof waiting for the pre run chat about who did hat run at the weekend etc. unknown to me a pool of water had gathered in the material cover of the gazebo.

A gust of wind blew up and all of a sudden i feel an icey cold splash 'on me'ead'!! as the water was knocked out of the gazebo and all over me

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By *illows ManMan
over a year ago

torquay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A right shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep your head down wear a hoody

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i have another amusing 'on me'ead son' annecdote for you all!!

i went to running club tonight and we meet outside a local bar. it had been raining quite hard before the meeting time but luckily(?!) stopped just before.

A gust of wind blew up and all of a sudden i feel an icey cold splash 'on me'ead'!! as the water was knocked out of the gazebo and all over me

You really could have done with a bale of towels landing on your head after that.

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