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A song for ladies about liars and size!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Based on "I will survive"

by Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches

Lord, I almost died

But I'd spent so many nights

Just waiting for a man that long

That I grew strong

And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are

Another lie!

I was ready for a Big Mac

And you've brought me a French fry

I should have known it was so small

Just a sad pathetic dream

Have known there was no Anaconda

Lurking in those jeans

Go on now go

Walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches

Then turn up with only 4

Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,

Don't you know we're only joking

when we say size doesn't count?

I will survive

I will survive

Cos as long as I have batteries

my sex life's gonna thrive

I will always have good sex

with a handful of latex

I will survive

I will survive, hey hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lolol

(Do you have too much free time on your hands? I'm sure I can think of something you could be doing.)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha very good

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By *ce kingMan
over a year ago

montreal

hahahaha bravooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahaha bravooo"

Just so we are aware, I didn't come up with it lol, I remembered it from ages ago, and people making songs I thought it was perfect for it.

cant take credit as much as I would like to

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By *ce kingMan
over a year ago

montreal


"hahahaha bravooo

Just so we are aware, I didn't come up with it lol, I remembered it from ages ago, and people making songs I thought it was perfect for it.

cant take credit as much as I would like to "

i think some men actually do that.says they have a 10" and turn up with 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...ace x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *racker jacks 30Woman
over a year ago

cork

Lmaooo but it's so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was doing the rounds on Facebook ages ago

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