FabSwingers.com forum: A nicer shade of blush I couldn't imagine

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all have embarressing moments: one came to me today when going to collect my children from church.

I was late as there had been a small 'accident' at home. There was a group of the congregation stood milling outside, the old ladies, a few with husbands one with her son.

I was explaining my predicament "my washing machine gushed all over my kitchen floor", instantly realising what I said I went into shock mode and laughed, then realising my company blushed, then realising that I was blushing and they were looking at me at something passing for either concern or puzzlement I laughed again...then noticing the little old ladys son standing, juggling his hands in his pocket with one eyebrow raised went to quite possibly the deepest shade of red possible without extrememe exposure to the sun...which then caused me to laugh again!

I hate how I respond to this kind of situation, some folk just let it roll over them without so much of a flinch....how?!

when has you're body let you down or embarrased you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was speaking to a plumber about a house renovation, he started talking about a flange and I actually laughed out loud.......he then proceeded to ask me what I was laughing at, I had to walk away in the end!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Last week when i took my son and his girlfriend out for a meal they only wanted to drink as i drink diet i looked straight at my son and said do you want normal cock, he gave me one of those "looks" i burst out laughing and his girlfriend was tittering which made me laugh even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

In the throws of passion, your getting all horny, and breathless, you are tingling, your nipples are hard, your man is fulfilling your every whim, your pussy getting all the attention it deserves . . . . . . . and then it happens. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . fanny farts!!!

God can only be a man, with a GSOH

Lp xxxx

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Am so loving all those comments.

Gushing and fanny farts.

I always have the sudden urge to explain to the man why my fanny makes those noises! And then carry on apologising about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the shame. . . the thing is i dont know why my fanny does it, appart from the fact it could be clapping in gratitude of a shag lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am so loving all those comments.

Gushing and fanny farts.

I always have the sudden urge to explain to the man why my fanny makes those noises! And then carry on apologising about it"

Not the first time! I work with men and they were discussing the merits of tea leaves v's the tea-bag..well, obviously, one just had to say "give me a tea-bag anyday" and got me giggling merrily, they looked at me blank so i just tottered of back to my office. I think i got away with that one though as none of them seemed to get it!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Oh the shame. . . the thing is i dont know why my fanny does it, appart from the fact it could be clapping in gratitude of a shag lol xx"

I think it is all the air that has got pushed and shoved in and not had chance mid shag to go out! Well, its what my brain thinks it is lol

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