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Am I wrong to request VTP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some ladies request VWE

Being the equal ops site that FAB is I request VTP of ladies

Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one rate a lady as VTP?

Is there a finger index?

I'll take a pound of whatever you're smoking if you believe this place is 'equal ops'!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got Very Tight Pants!! Here, have em dude [flings her best greying brigettes)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Some ladies request VWE

Being the equal ops site that FAB is I request VTP of ladies

Thoughts? "

You can ask for what you like. Whether you get it...

I have no idea if I have a TP, a VTP, an AP, a SP or a VSP. Would you like to test and let me know?

I know I don't have any LPs because I gave those away ages ago. I have lots of IP addresses and there's some TCP in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Defeatist attitude that perpetuates the perceived uneven balance of power.

Unlock the potential by using stealth and learning the secrets of the female mind

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better "

I feckin' wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better "

if they're holding the cards then that is a VTP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better "

Something (or someone) only has power over you if you allow it.

The same is just as true on here.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!"

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yiss, i posted in the other thread and it was shut down...seeing a recurring theme today on fab for me.

Yes ask for VTP. Most of us like VWE.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though."

No, we really don't. The grass may seem greener but it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though."

I do, every time a guy on here does exactly what i request of him i imagine myself holding up a sword (he-man style) going "i have the power". Then i ride off down the corner shop on thunder cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

No, we really don't. The grass may seem greener but it's not."

The power is in the hand of the believer.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

I do, every time a guy on here does exactly what i request of him i imagine myself holding up a sword (he-man style) going "i have the power". Then i ride off down the corner shop on thunder cat."

Dressed as She-Ra I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Well if you don't ask you don't get

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Mine isn't a bucket so I've no objection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

I do, every time a guy on here does exactly what i request of him i imagine myself holding up a sword (he-man style) going "i have the power". Then i ride off down the corner shop on thunder cat.

Dressed as She-Ra I hope "

sorry to burst your bubble but i usually i dress as skeletor. complete with fake no nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They might want big dicks, how about us who want really big tits lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

If you're VWE you're probably going to get a VTP anyway. Everybody else will just have to wait and see.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

I do, every time a guy on here does exactly what i request of him i imagine myself holding up a sword (he-man style) going "i have the power". Then i ride off down the corner shop on thunder cat.

Dressed as She-Ra I hope

sorry to burst your bubble but i usually i dress as skeletor. complete with fake no nose."

Need much make-up for that then?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Why should it be wrong for you to ask? Just remember very tight panties can cut the blood supply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women hold all the cards on here and in life. The sooner you realise that the better

I feckin' wish!

They do! And I'm not joking! It's a shame most of them never realise it though.

I do, every time a guy on here does exactly what i request of him i imagine myself holding up a sword (he-man style) going "i have the power". Then i ride off down the corner shop on thunder cat.

Dressed as She-Ra I hope

sorry to burst your bubble but i usually i dress as skeletor. complete with fake no nose.

Need much make-up for that then? "

As a smufette i do not need any blue make up for this look. Just need the fake no nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kat has a VTP because guys with semis get squeezed out. Very frustrating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had people tell me I'm amazing coz I'm so tight, I had a guy tell me I was amazing coz I had a big pussy!!?! How do I judge?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I've had people tell me I'm amazing coz I'm so tight, I had a guy tell me I was amazing coz I had a big pussy!!?! How do I judge?"

You don't. Like all the penis size threads, this thread is pointless. Everybody's different and likes different things. Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's vtp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how is this measured then? Cocks have the advantage of visibility, vqginas aren't on show so can't be visually assessed. Maybe we could use a sky remote insertion, or even a can of lynx perhaps??? Most women who are aroused have a very stretchy vagina and can take quite large insertions. Women with tight vaginas who can't often have a condition called vaginismus, involuntary spasm of the introitus muscles, either that or you aren't hitting the spot for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's vtp? "

Very tasty porridge.

He's asking if it's wrong for him to ask for very tasty porridge, presumably for breakfast.

If a man can't even have the basic right of having very tasty porridge for breakfast then what have we become as a human race? I shudder in disbelief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So how is this measured then? Cocks have the advantage of visibility, vqginas aren't on show so can't be visually assessed. Maybe we could use a sky remote insertion, or even a can of lynx perhaps??? Most women who are aroused have a very stretchy vagina and can take quite large insertions. Women with tight vaginas who can't often have a condition called vaginismus, involuntary spasm of the introitus muscles, either that or you aren't hitting the spot for them "

I'd like to invite you over to change my sky channels .....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"So how is this measured then? ... Maybe we could use a sky remote insertion, or even a can of lynx perhaps???"

*has coughing fit*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are? "

oh my --- mind in a whirl now - tests to prove if pussy is tight or slack -- got to be a pencil involved somewhere

and a certain stance - wonder if time held might be an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are? "

Special oversized sky remote. "Oh look, I'm so tight, it won't fit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am actually howling with laughter here - thank fuck im home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a unique pussy does that help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are?

Special oversized sky remote. "Oh look, I'm so tight, it won't fit" "

PMSL. And If you can hide the sky remote, blueray and tv remote you may need a vvwe man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are?

Special oversized sky remote. "Oh look, I'm so tight, it won't fit"

PMSL. And If you can hide the sky remote, blueray and tv remote you may need a vvwe man."

You mean that's not normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could we test on the right factor then ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What's the female equivalent of a flattering camera angle to make them look tighter than they are?

Special oversized sky remote. "Oh look, I'm so tight, it won't fit"

PMSL. And If you can hide the sky remote, blueray and tv remote you may need a vvwe man."

Never mind that, I'm also missing the remote for the amp, the dvd player, the stereo and the Now TV box. And they're not in the 'fridge this time, I checked!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I actually have a photo I did a while ago, with a Sure can, as a joke way for guys to tell if they'd fit.

It's far more graphic than I'm happy to show though

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Im a single guy and Ive got no power.

Anyone want to help me put some new tails on my consumer unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked to see if I qualify for a VTP...

Several very wet fingers later and I think that I've failed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I've a VTP, but I do have a VGG (very good grip). Does that count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can request what you like, doesn't necessarily mean you'll get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr P and a recent meet both confirm I have a VTP.

At the same time very capable of a very wet wide on

Not too sure how I would feel about someone requesting it though!?

Mrs P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I've a VTP, but I do have a VGG (very good grip). Does that count?? "

think that me how i would describe my inners

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I don't know if I have a VTP, but if you come up with a measuring device the let me know.

I can't use a sky remote or Lynx can

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I've a TP but a VVTA. Will that do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a TP but a VVTA. Will that do?? "

Hahaha so have I hahaha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't know if I have a VTP, but if you come up with a measuring device the let me know.

I can't use a sky remote or Lynx can"

I've posted this before but it's the pencil test. If you can hold a pencil you know which muscles to engage.

If you can write your name you have an ETP.

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