FabSwingers.com forum: What none rude stuff has porn taught you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just read a post that a guy learnt a brief history of the town of Belarus while watching porn! Ha!

So, has anyone else learnt a factoid or life lesson?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Keep your socks on on unknown carpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbers tool boxes only contain one lager spanner. It rarely gets used. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plumbers tool boxes only contain one lager spanner. It rarely gets used. . "

I think my phone is d*unk!

That should be *large spanner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The larger spanner if for those embarrassing moments when the ring pull breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sex in a public place usually attracts one very interested viewer and no police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The larger spanner if for those embarrassing moments when the ring pull breaks"

There are better ways of pulling rings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt what a great invention the VHS recorder was.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

How naughty women will get in front of a camera...showing off, living their fantasies but whatever possesses them its great lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That orgasms must be loud and convulsive otherwise they're no good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if a cute girl gives you a cheeky smile or wink that she must be up for it!!!

If only this were true though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That porn is people just humping and pumping away while a woman constantly makes the same ah noise. I learned men like shit sex?

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Also how most big Pro UK & American companies actors/actresses find religion just at the point of orgasm lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That even waterproof mascara cannot withstand deepthroat tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your socks on on unknown carpets."

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"That even waterproof mascara cannot withstand deepthroat tests"

True i always say the same lol same as the lip sticks thats shouldn't come off but do (on ladies that is ).

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Also how Gaviscon as saved the day on many porn shoots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That watching someone gob a mouth full of viscous saliva over someone's cock will make me run gagging to the loo ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women must give bjs in full make up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never watched porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eastern Europeans have some interesting curtain/bedding combos...

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"Women must give bjs in full make up...

people want to see this so lots of breaks for make up especially before the cum shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That porn is people just humping and pumping away while a woman constantly makes the same ah noise. I learned men like shit sex?"
surely you can't be tarring all men with the same brush not on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That porn is people just humping and pumping away while a woman constantly makes the same ah noise. I learned men like shit sex?

surely you can't be tarring all men with the same brush not on fab

the question mark meant i'm not sure.

we're talking about porn here, and i feel it's catered towards the men who like shit sex market.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

That leaving your shoes on (ladies) despite what you were taught about shoes on bed/ couch etc will make for a far more sexier and erotic experience for all.

Including that awkward moment when the gusset of your thong gets stuck around the heel.

Stay calm and keep your shoes on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sex and good sound track go hand in hand

love to have sex to music in the background

What's your favourite sex sound track song?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I learnt how to master the use of the dvd remote with my left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That porn is people just humping and pumping away while a woman constantly makes the same ah noise. I learned men like shit sex?

surely you can't be tarring all men with the same brush not on fab

the question mark meant i'm not sure.

we're talking about porn here, and i feel it's catered towards the men who like shit sex market."
ah ok I'll let you off just this once

agree with what your saying though bores the shit out of me unless I'm making them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That porn is people just humping and pumping away while a woman constantly makes the same ah noise. I learned men like shit sex?

surely you can't be tarring all men with the same brush not on fab

the question mark meant i'm not sure.

we're talking about porn here, and i feel it's catered towards the men who like shit sex market.

ah ok I'll let you off just this once

agree with what your saying though bores the shit out of me unless I'm making them

i'm not surprised people who watch porn start looking for more extreme stuff, according to research anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also how Gaviscon as saved the day on many porn shoots."
Why? does cum give women heartburn?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That watching someone gob a mouth full of viscous saliva over someone's cock will make me run gagging to the loo ??"

I actually like that I like my cock shiny during a bj.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That leaving your shoes on (ladies) despite what you were taught about shoes on bed/ couch etc will make for a far more sexier and erotic experience for all.

Including that awkward moment when the gusset of your thong gets stuck around the heel.

Stay calm and keep your shoes on! "

In the spirit of equal rights I think guys should keep their shoes on too, that will make for an interesting meet

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"Also how Gaviscon as saved the day on many porn shoots. Why? does cum give women heartburn?????

Most of the Pro companies give girls a mouthful of mint Gaviscon & they are told dribble it out during a BJ to make it look like the guys as cum, its only used if the stud don't get there for the money shot as it looks like spunk.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Also how Gaviscon as saved the day on many porn shoots. Why? does cum give women heartburn?????

I've seen that before, it's so obvious though. Always looks too white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a lady saya the washing machine is broke and needs fixing it means she wants a good seeing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldn't have learned much cause Belarus is a country

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

That women from Japan must have a massive phobia about men or sex or pretty much anything to do with men or sex judging by the way they scream, sob and cry. Oriental ladies trust me, it's fine honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Porn is badly dubbed. You can hear Groans of satisfaction when the look on the woman's face is. Arghhhhhhhhhh that fucking hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eastern Europeans have some interesting curtain/bedding combos..."

Where DO they buy that stuff? Do they get Dr Who to go back to the sixties and seventies for it?

Why do the American porn films only have one or two condo's available to use, and why is their taste in art so bad? Mist of their objet dart seems to have been bought at a car boot sale.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That a lot of pizzas go to waste as nobody ever seems to eat them once the delivery boy turns up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some breast enlargements look hideous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a plumber finish a job yet

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By *rigidhippieMan
over a year ago

York

"That leaving your shoes on (ladies) despite what you were taught about shoes on bed/ couch etc will make for a far more sexier and erotic experience for all.

Including that awkward moment when the gusset of your thong gets stuck around the heel.

I always thought that women kept their heels on to elongate the leg and firm up the calf muscles.....

Does look d am sexy though.....

I'm turgid at the thought!

Stay calm and keep your shoes on! "

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