FabSwingers.com forum: Where's your Evel Knievel scar?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Right everyone who is about my age (39 plus) probably has an Evel Knievel scar. Mine is on the back of my right elbow.

Note to self: homemade ramps and bikes don't mix well.

So where's yours?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

knee....... had my cartilage removed when I was younger..

only time I felt macho........ told everyone a rugby injury..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top lip, from falling off a wall aged about 4.

Left hand at bottom of thumb, from stabbing myself with a scrapper after it slipped....Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Knee, big chunk was missing by the time I'd picked myself up from the floor after hitting a pothole and going flying over the top of the handlebars of my Chopper bike!!!!!

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

left leg very very big scar blew it up wen i was 15 with a pocket full of bangers .right leg got a alumminium plate on a hinge big scar where they cut me open to put the bloody thing in

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By *lderguy4funMan
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

oh 4got to put that was a motor bike accident when i had the plate put in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a baby, being pushed in a pram by a relative. She tripped and fell and I was catapulted back the way we'd come. Huggies are no substitute for parachutes. 10 stitches in the forehead.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

MASSIVE aappendectomy scar still pink after 30 years as d*unk GP failed to diagnose it till too late, leading to perotinitis.

And a scar on my knee falling from a zipwire as a kid.

And one on my palm,where I put it thru the back door glass trying to shut my kid brother outside in his PJs in the snow..& I missed the frame!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Top lip from a cricket bat.

Right thumb from an axe.

Left forearm from my own left ulna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inner right wrist - broke a glass and sliced myself nicely into thinking i had nicked the vein!

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

just above my heart,i had 13 stitches as a young 8yrs old when i fell on a bombed building site in liverpool and broken glass pierced me!.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

middle of my back from falling off a swing when i was a kid

right wrist from putting my hands through a plate glass window as my sister slammed the front door in my face

right knee - 2 incidents, one a go kart crash (dont laugh - i ripped my 501's!!!) and one a footballing injury (again dont laugh!!!) where i tore my ACL (just like Gazza

) and had keyhole surgery to see if i should have it reconstructed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a number of scars from cycling accidents over the years but the worst (not so much size but very visible) is an insect bite on my left leg that got infected and wouldn;t heal for minths.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

just above my left eye from doing jump on my chopper ( back wheel collapsed ) then got another chopper that had racing handlebars and had 5 gears only one other person in last 10 years has seen chopper like that (thought i was going mad)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont have any major scars. My son has one from top of his forehead to his eye from going up a kerb on his bike and hitting a brick wall 15 stitches. I do have quite a deep one on my left wrist but its not that long only about an inch

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By *arracks7Couple
over a year ago

Now in Warrington

lovely scar down left knee where i had knee replacement(matching pair soon)

right wrist bladdered 1 night put hand thou window to get in oh n left elbow injury from my youth doing p.e.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Not long after I was born! scar on cock! Circumcision for medical reasons. And I will show any fems that want to see! lol

1976 Two metal plates in my left wrist from a motorcycle accident (gave that up, warnings are warnings..)

1978 Scars on right hand little finger and next finger after picking up a wooden box by the metal strapping. Box had two medium (6") vices and the strapping broke!

Circa 1968 Small scar from showing off! Found the neck of an old style milk bottle. Using it to dig a small hole and showing off to mates... It shattered and went into the fleshy bit just under little finger!

2010. Scar on back to remove lump! two months later another lump! Fookin waste of time!!

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(reworked cos my spelling was crap! Bloody whisky!!lol)

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

Large scar from the top of my head to the top of my spine, after falling off a roundabout ( aged 22

) I had to have major surgery.

N x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Right everyone who is about my age (39 plus) probably has an Evel Knievel scar. Mine is on the back of my right elbow.

Note to self: homemade ramps and bikes don't mix well.

So where's yours?"

Mine's the back of my right elbow to!

I was first through to next round in 3 pots and in, sat down behind the goal and sunk my elbow in a broken milk bottle. It hit a big vain and blood was squirting out in pulses lol awesome.

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,hearing all these bike stories,especially the ramp one,,

when i was about 7,i was out the back of the house with mates,and we were all jumping ramps,my turn went up the hill with me bike,came flying down hit the ramp,up in the air,heard a gasp from the lads,came down hard on the front wheel,only there was no front wheel the feckin thing had come off,2 scars on my head from hitting a wall,,very sore on my man bits,,still to this blame that bloody accident for having to have a circumcision,,and still wince when i remmember landing that day

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Scar above right eye.

Stood on a chair at school, balancing on the back 2 legs. Chair slipped out from under me, I crashed into a window frame. 5 stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a scar on my head from when I was 11, I tried to jump the Stream on my Friends Moped, I made the jump but the back wheel collapsed when I landed and I hit a Tree

, distance covered about 10ft height achieved about 4 ft, bollocking off my Mum was priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scar on my head from when I was in my teens, all our family were playing footy together in a local park.

I was goalie, showing off to my dad, I was swinging on the goalpost crossbar. But some kindly souls had removed the pins/bolts holding it in so as I gave a big swing and push and let go, the crossbar came down too and split my head open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ihad my lip split sompletely in 2 when a can of manadarin oranges came flying out of a kitchen cupboard and hit me in the face .....and ive also got the classic TKR scar .........those who have one will know what it is ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right wrist. severed artery trying to stop my face going through a window. it really does pump 6 feet in the air!

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By *ara_and_MJCouple
over a year ago

rochdale

Nice to see it's not just me with bike injuries - most recent one was the last Bank Holiday when i ended up in A&E getting x-rayed after going over the bars on my mtb & landing on my elbow from about 6ft up (tried rolling off a drop that had a hidden hole).

Others involve me hitting myself in the face with a lamp, with an armchair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one right up my stomach from a motorbike accident, you can see it in a pic on our profile, the one where i'm posing in my silver "space pants" :D

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Too many to list (what can I say, I was a clumsy child lol!)

However, my family doctor got annoyed at having to stich me up yet again, and said this immortal line..

"Well, young man, if you must insist on bleeding quite so regularly, perhaps I should put in a zip and you can just open it up whenever you feel the need!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right knee,trying to scrape the pedal on my sling shot and caught my foot on a grid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of left leg... Took one for Queen and Country when in NI

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