FabSwingers.com forum: Puzzling

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

It amazes me it's always a shock

When people on a swingers sex site loathe photos of a cock

I mean C'mon is it so dreadful to look

When we're cleary not on twitter or Facebook

What do they think is between a man's legs

A garden Hose and a dozen pegs

I often think that when the man turns up

Would they rather he actually had a muff

So in conclusion I confess to thinking it's really rather silly

When grown up women are terrified of a photo of a Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man that rap was crap

I could do better

And not even get wetter

When a poo plops in the loo

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

"Man that rap was crap

I could do better

And not even get wetter

When a poo plops in the loo"

What even is that?! Seriously? Ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not terrified or loathe them....I just want to see a lot more than that, so I loathe the profiles where it's just cock and nothing else. It doesn't give me any of the information I need to know if I want to meet them. A profile with a range of good pics, which happens to have a couple of cock shots in, works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man that rap was crap

I could do better

And not even get wetter

When a poo plops in the loo

What even is that?! Seriously? Ha ha.

Admittedly not my best ever effort but probably just passable for a Sunday evening.

Now if you wouldn't mind keeping the noise down cos I'm going to bed.

Night breadbin

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I'm not terrified or loathe them....I just want to see a lot more than that, so I loathe the profiles where it's just cock and nothing else. It doesn't give me any of the information I need to know if I want to meet them. A profile with a range of good pics, which happens to have a couple of cock shots in, works for me

I agree

It's very tongue in cheek

But some females do appear to be cock hating thingies

That's the feedback I get from the 100's of messages I get on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I missed that this was a poem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, i like to see a cock or two,

But not only cock will do.

So let's see your torso,

And your face also.

Maybe a nice bum,

And a cock pic with cum.

If you have a weird cock

I will put you on block.

And kind of bored of rhyming now coz it's quite hard to do...the end.

Penis.

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