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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Q: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts nicely, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when tugged hard?

A: A Seatbelt!

Anybody got anymore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it,I don't know any sadly

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Like it man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. Which two things float in water and disappear under your arms when you lie on your back?

A. Swimmimg armbands

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whats pink and hangs out a boys y fronts? ..... his mum !!

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By *tevepicmanMan
over a year ago

South Wales

what is red and throbs between your legs? ......GPO motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Q: What does Every woman have that starts with a "V" that she can use to get what she wants?

A:Her VOICE you sexist asshole!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last one form me

Q: What do men keep in their trousers that their partners love to blow?

A: Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know any either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know any either

I feel really boring

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over a year ago

"Whats pink and hangs out a boys y fronts? ..... his mum !!

This one always make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, last one for definite

Q: Whats white, gooey, sticky and better to spit than to swallow?

A: Toothpaste

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Whats pink and hangs out a boys y fronts? ..... his mum !!

My mum isn't pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know any either

I feel really boring

Ditto

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

That is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets wetter as it dries ?

A towel.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Q what has a hazelnut in every bite

A squirrel shit

Q what`s green and eats nuts

A syphilis

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Q. Which two things float in water and disappear under your arms when you lie on your back?

A. Swimmimg armbands"

My boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made you look.

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