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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

....lift these bleedin' paving stones in the garden...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......sort out my central heating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make her feel womanly...

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"......sort out my central heating! "

only the same wave length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......sort out my central heating! "

ah...you too.

add to that chop down a 18ft hedge, replace the rotting wood around the 15ft window in my hall, replace my ceilings, replace all the plaster on my walls, re-wire, replace the seals on my windows, re-roof the kitchen, replace the boiler, rip out and replace my doorframes and doors, including the front double doors and that's before the cosmetic stuff.....oh, and apparently some of my support beams have dry rot too.

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.and i need the attic insulated...after i've put up a partition wall between me and my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So but as a pro feminist you dont need a man to do anything :p

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

have a conversation about shoes???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So but as a pro feminist you dont need a man to do anything :p"

who's a feminist?! would gladly be chained to the sink in exchange for a man doing all that!

in a lifetime i couldnt do all that!

....off to bake a cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok smarty pants so we could change it to 'want' a man to, not 'need' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha they can't live without us captain, well i don't think they can ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sit on my face _ezebel I'll do whatever you want haha

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

have a conversation about shoes???????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well i have to say i like watching you women grafting in the garden, humping paving slabs and the like around, getting a sweat on, chipping nails.........where's mi deckchair

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If you sit on my face _ezebel I'll do whatever you want haha"

If you can manage to lift these paving stones with MY fat arse sitting on your face I'll do whatever YOU want, cos by gawd youd deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell her she look fab in the morning when she feel yukk ,, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ha they can't live without us captain, well i don't think they can ?"

Thinks, 'its you that can't live without us lol

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Well i have to say i like watching you women grafting in the garden, humping paving slabs and the like around, getting a sweat on, chipping nails.........where's mi deckchair "

Can I get you a beer darling?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well i have to say i like watching you women grafting in the garden, humping paving slabs and the like around, getting a sweat on, chipping nails.........where's mi deckchair

Can I get you a beer darling?"

Ohhhh yes! And with a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...

I Will still want them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ha they can't live without us captain, well i don't think they can ?"

All men think that mate :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off down the pub with his mates to watch football instead of sitting here jumping up and down every so often xxx Lois xxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...

I Will still want them though "

So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...

I Will still want them though

So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then? "

Erm sort of yeah! Was watching 'The Private Lives Of Farm Animals' on BBC2 a few weeks ago and they had rescued battery hens that had laid eggs for two years and then , well, become cocks! With a cocks comb and everything!! It was bizzare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And...back to thread lol

Need a man to fix my leaky garage roof please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So but as a pro feminist you dont need a man to do anything :p"

Tut on the bitter little pixies. Feminists are not misnadrists....

Those with the muscle should help out by using it cos they sure as fuck don't have the brains to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

misandrist i meant...... my footman spelt it wrong.... useless oddity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...

I Will still want them though

So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then?

Erm sort of yeah! Was watching 'The Private Lives Of Farm Animals' on BBC2 a few weeks ago and they had rescued battery hens that had laid eggs for two years and then , well, become cocks! With a cocks comb and everything!! It was bizzare!"

As said in Jurassic Park "Life finds a way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do her really hard and not loose momentum at the crucial moment.........ah Sunday afternoon thoughts ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

itch her back where she cant get too ,, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"itch her back where she cant get too ,, lol x"

Find the corner of a brick wall, works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"itch her back where she cant get too ,, lol x

Find the corner of a brick wall, works every time"
when i am in bed ,,,, i can get to sleep easy if i have my back iched or rubbed its heven ,, xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be an equal, best friend, confidant, lover and be the other half of a whole! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove my underwear with his teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be sincere, honest and have some integrity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be sincere, honest and have some integrity

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need a guy to drop a liner down my chimney! lol

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id just settle for some muscles and strength at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cut her toe nails,trim her pubes and to make her happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cut her toe nails,trim her pubes and to make her happy. "

eww cutting toenails - surely that is something best kept to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cut her toe nails,trim her pubes and to make her happy.

eww cutting toenails - surely that is something best kept to yourself "

*Nods head*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

.......wash her hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though "
maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make her feel womanly..."

sums it up - in a nut shell...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair "

think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair

think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol

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what colour did you paint the toenails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do the many things they are incapable of xx

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"To do the many things they are incapable of xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair

think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol

what colour did you paint the toenails? "

Dark red/burgundy colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry the shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To do the many things they are incapable of xx "

Only just saw that....

can think of one or two in particular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me a cuddle"

here you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain the offside rule... Again....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Explain the offside rule... Again.... "

Of course, cos most men don;t understand it.

Would you like me to say it slowly?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I miss a damn good cuddle,snuggling up in bed with a man and a damn good back scrub.

Mind you I did get to snuggle up last night in bed with a very sexy man which was lovely. Didnt get a back scrub this time tho lol. Mind you did get other things instead;-)))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain the offside rule... Again.... "

only when you guys for the umpteenth time have something of the opposite I mean opposing side between us and the ball....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain the offside rule... Again....

only when you guys for the umpteenth time have something of the opposite I mean opposing side between us and the ball...."

Sounds like my last couples meet...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Massage my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage my feet"

"Hello Femme's feet"

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

...To reverse the car into 'awkward' spaces

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"...To reverse the car into 'awkward' spaces"

You will be surprised how many times I have had to park a mans car in my tight car port as he couldnt do it.

Mind you met a guy who was able to park his truck in it and leave me space to get out the passenger side lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain things in simple terms xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...To reverse the car into 'awkward' spaces"

I wouldn't need a man to do that for me. Besides most men are terrible drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na lol xx

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574402/Women-and-gay-men-are-worst-drivers.html

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Lol @ pro feminist.

Had an argument with my sister one day who argued men were weak and what a man can do a woman could do better, we agreed to disagree and went to get the shopping.

On the way we had a puncture (her car) so I got out, stood by the traffis side and waving the traffic clear. Puzzled my sister asked what I was doing "making the space safe sis" I replied. "What on earth for?" She asked "so you can change the wheel".

"And why should I do that and not you?" She said angrily. "Like you said..." I responded "... what a man can do, a woman can do better". We haven't spoken since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brilliant lol xx

Hopes ya speak soon thou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Na lol xx

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574402/Women-and-gay-men-are-worst-drivers.html"

One paper against ALL the car insurance companies? No contest! They all think women are better drivers hence its cheaper for a woman to insure a car than a man!

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Lol @ pro feminist.

Had an argument with my sister one day who argued men were weak and what a man can do a woman could do better, we agreed to disagree and went to get the shopping.

On the way we had a puncture (her car) so I got out, stood by the traffis side and waving the traffic clear. Puzzled my sister asked what I was doing "making the space safe sis" I replied. "What on earth for?" She asked "so you can change the wheel".

"And why should I do that and not you?" She said angrily. "Like you said..." I responded "... what a man can do, a woman can do better". We haven't spoken since."

I have no problem changing a tyre and have done on several occasions - what I CANT do is lift the bleedin' paving stones in my garden

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Bloody brilliant lol xx

Hopes ya speak soon thou xx "

That was 6 years ago... haven't heard from her since, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let her finish her sentence before he goes of on one .........pmsl

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Na lol xx

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574402/Women-and-gay-men-are-worst-drivers.html

One paper against ALL the car insurance companies? No contest! They all think women are better drivers hence its cheaper for a woman to insure a car than a man!"

Nope, wrong!

Women have more accidents, but at much lower speeds, which means the repairs are much cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me a cuddle

here you are xx"

Thanks and right back at ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"let her finish her sentence before he goes of on one .........pmsl"

To understand that she hasnt finished her sentence... Shes drawing breath...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

make me breakfast in bed.... NOW!!!!! (please) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To open the jar of beetroot and ruin his nice new white t-shirt.

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