FabSwingers.com forum: cleanliness

By *oma OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the kitchen sink and cooker......

is she that mad Aggie woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people inspected my cooker I'd never get a shag ! Doesn't mean I don't spend and hour in the bath before any kind of meet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't like going to people's houses for a first meet

Yet it wouldn't bother me if my oldest playmates places were shit heaps because I know them so well if that makes any sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as the bogs clean......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Clean bedding

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I look for signs of a partner living at home

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

they don't have the remains of one of the parents in a rocking chair near the bedroom window.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I am not aware of ever 'looking' for anything - unless something adverse catches my attention I would hope I am pretty focussed on the person I am meeting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk,tea and sugar in for tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any Bird was to come to my Cell and start inspecting the Cooker She best start bloody Cooking something or Her arse is out the Door toot suite

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not aware of ever 'looking' for anything - unless something adverse catches my attention I would hope I am pretty focussed on the person I am meeting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we dont go to look at their home but if muck stink and filth grabbed us by the door we would about turn pretty sharpish - we have had a few people here so im hoping we are clean and tidy and great to have sexy fun with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just check to see there's no parents live there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just check to see there's no parents live there too

or a granny tucked up in bed for the night already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As working parents of 2 teenagers and owners of a long haired GSD, our house is frequently a mess.

That doesn't make our house unhygienic, or us unclean.

Not sure where I'm going with this, as we wouldn't meet at home in any case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As working parents of 2 teenagers and owners of a long haired GSD, our house is frequently a mess.

That doesn't make our house unhygienic, or us unclean.

Not sure where I'm going with this, as we wouldn't meet at home in any case."

we wouldnt feel comfy in a show house - better to feel and look like home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they don't have the remains of one of the parents in a rocking chair near the bedroom window....."

That could be slightly offputting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as its clean, tidyish & no nasty smells then all's good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My accommodations are cleaned and tidied every day. I like to run a tight ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good solid looking patio...one that looks like its never been dug up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good solid looking patio...one that looks like its never been dug up. "

...oh dear...thats exactly what our garden looks like at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the locks easy to pick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

If she came to my house and started to inspect kitchen etc, she would be shown the door I'm afraid. It actually shows you how rude a person she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good solid looking patio...one that looks like its never been dug up.

...oh dear...thats exactly what our garden looks like at the moment!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I don't mind mess - God knows I live in one but dirty toilets and sinks, and sheets are the pits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm meeting the person not their house!! it's not right move!!

So long as, the smell doesn't smack me on the way in, and it's relatively clean.

I'm not really arsed. I do demand fresh sheets though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm a messy bugger....clothes and make up everywhere but I wouldn't say I'm dirty...I make sure my home is clean before visitors come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I dont accommodate, I can because I'm 100% single but people are so judgemental, everyone's idea of clean is different, I think my home is clean, I have kids so its no show home but I clean and tidy on a daily basis, the though of someome coming into my home and turning their nose up at it because its not upto their standards then coming on here and starting a thread about peoples homes makes me feel it's not worth my effort and hospitality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse all my deletes my internet has PMT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guilty

i like and think cleanliness is important.. im not talking show home standards but at least hygienic

yes i judge,, we all do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My accommodations are cleaned and tidied every day. I like to run a tight ship

How many do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they don't have the remains of one of the parents in a rocking chair near the bedroom window....."
sorry but this really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh Lol we always run round like mad tidyin up esp on spur of moment meets bet others do too though

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By *oma OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"This is why I dont accommodate, I can because I'm 100% single but people are so judgemental, everyone's idea of clean is different, I think my home is clean, I have kids so its no show home but I clean and tidy on a daily basis, the though of someome coming into my home and turning their nose up at it because its not upto their standards then coming on here and starting a thread about peoples homes makes me feel it's not worth my effort and hospitality

Clean is when the mice don't need boiler suits and you don't wipe your feet on the way out

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A degree of untidyness does not bother me but lack of cleanliness does - I wonder if people think there is a link between a clean environment and personal hygiene?

Both are important to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A degree of untidyness does not bother me but lack of cleanliness does - I wonder if people think there is a link between a clean environment and personal hygiene?

Both are important to me.

Ditto. My house is often messy, it's never unclean. A really minging bathroom would probably be a deal breaker, but I prefer hotels anyway....pay someone else to clean it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you clean and tidy daily then I really don't think it's you this thread is talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good solid looking patio...one that looks like its never been dug up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like nice full hanging baskets outside.... I mean..if they have no hanging baskets outside they are bound to be a shit fuck right??

Jesus. .. The things ppl look for lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I like nice full hanging baskets outside.... I mean..if they have no hanging baskets outside they are bound to be a shit fuck right??

Jesus. .. The things ppl look for lol

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Lol, made me laugh! I think I can understand where you are coming from but the I guess we all have different things that are a possible turn off...

But it did make me burst out laughing, the vision of swingers coming to the house and inspecting the front lawn and hanging baskets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like nice full hanging baskets outside.... I mean..if they have no hanging baskets outside they are bound to be a shit fuck right??

Jesus. .. The things ppl look for lol

Would certainly enjoy inspecting your hanging baskets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

Oh. .and I like brass ornaments around the fireplace...you know the little pokey fire thing and spade hanging on a stand...

Defo in for a good time if they have those

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Haha

Oh. .and I like brass ornaments around the fireplace...you know the little pokey fire thing and spade hanging on a stand...

Defo in for a good time if they have those

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And then what if....

a hoarder is visited by an OCD tidy person... like they have had on TV....

They ll never get round to playing as the tidy person would help the other to clean up... Ther is no limit to the imagination here. Thanks for providing me at least with a real chuckle this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like nice full hanging baskets outside.... I mean..if they have no hanging baskets outside they are bound to be a shit fuck right??

Jesus. .. The things ppl look for lol

Would certainly enjoy inspecting your hanging baskets

god help me - my outside porch is flaky -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah you have no chance...

We all know flaky porches means rubbish oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah you have no chance...

We all know flaky porches means rubbish oral

xx"

i know - im quite ashamed - have to bring them in the back door instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

If a meet came to our house and went in to our kitchen to check tbe cleanliness of our cooker the nosey fuckers would be shown the door.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

If a meet came to our house and went in to our kitchen to check tbe cleanliness of our cooker the nosey fuckers would be shown the door. "

Don't go on Four in a Bed. They can find dust on your dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

If a meet came to our house and went in to our kitchen to check tbe cleanliness of our cooker the nosey fuckers would be shown the door.

Don't go on Four in a Bed. They can find dust on your dust."

i know - even if they have to stand on tiptoe on the corner of a chair theyve moved to within a mm of the corner of the shower door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clean and reasonably tidy.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone came to look round my house like that I'd be instantly turned off. I don't need to be judged like that!

Having said that I have been known, fairly recently, to be up at 2am tidying for a booty call who was expected to arrive at 3am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same I do more in the hour before a meet than I do in a week haha

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By *oma OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Same I do more in the hour before a meet than I do in a week haha

Yeah you're not the only one who does a panic tidy up. . I should think most folks do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same I do more in the hour before a meet than I do in a week haha

Maybe you should come and compare notes. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be far more worried about how clean they were personally than the state of their cooker.

I'm not going to be licking their cooker out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely women once confided in me that the decider of having fun at someone's house is cleanliness.

She has a look round, checks the bathroom, kitchen sink and cooker. If all is clean and tidy then apparently that says a lot about the host.

Thankfully my wee place has

passed her inspections!

What do you look for?

They hoping to be feed has well at the meet?

And do they expect fresh tap water or bottled water to fill the kettle up for a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be far more worried about how clean they were personally than the state of their cooker.

I'm not going to be licking their cooker out....."

Damn...mine really needs cleaning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be far more worried about how clean they were personally than the state of their cooker.

I'm not going to be licking their cooker out.....

Damn...mine really needs cleaning..."

Your cooker or your vagina?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If we caught someone checking out how clean everything was they would be told to buggar off!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A nice environment which is clean and tidy puts us at ease and ready to play, an unclean one and a bit whiffy doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As working parents of 2 teenagers and owners of a long haired GSD, our house is frequently a mess.

That doesn't make our house unhygienic, or us unclean.

Not sure where I'm going with this, as we wouldn't meet at home in any case."

We completely agree having 3 children and two lurchers whilst been working parents means it's not a show home but a lived in home

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