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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kate noticed that I've got scratch marks on my arse, and since we haven't had a play meet for about 6 weeks, and it's not something she does, she started to interogate me

I did them myself, "honest guv". My new years resolution for this year was to stop biting my nails, and so far I've stuck to it and now possess a fine set of talons, lol.

I've been wearing lycra trunks that have made me a little hot and sweaty and itchy

If you've got an itch, you've gotta scratch it

Seems I've scratched it a bit too hard and now I've got tramlines all over my arse.

It's fookin' true guv, I'm tellin' ya

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Lycra trunks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks?? "

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At his age?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks?? "

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heads covered in scratches at the min thou work lol

Trouble is everyone thinks that too huh xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

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At his age?! "

Oi, cheeky beggar, I'll have you know I'm a fine figure of a man, even for an old fooker

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me "

We need a pic of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

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At his age?!

Oi, cheeky beggar, I'll have you know I'm a fine figure of a man, even for an old fooker "

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I'll take your word for it!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those"

I second that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those"

I wore them at the beach party, so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they like Speedo's ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

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At his age?!

Oi, cheeky beggar, I'll have you know I'm a fine figure of a man, even for an old fooker "

Ya look good ta me lol xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those

I wore them at the beach party, so there "

Ahhhh and Id already left by the time you two arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those

I wore them at the beach party, so there "

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However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those

I wore them at the beach party, so there "

Damn, no pics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those

I wore them at the beach party, so there

.

However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all! "

What you mean I didn't walk around?

Did you see me flying?

I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get her creaming your bum ,,,,,, you need looking after xx lol xx jo

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence! "

Or try wearing Kates vibrating glove when you scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence!

Or try wearing Kates vibrating glove when you scratch "

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Thanks for reminding to pack mine for the Skegness social!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"get her creaming your bum ,,,,,, you need looking after xx lol xx jo"

lol, she's rubbing in the Sudocreme as I type, oooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you mean I didn't walk around?

Did you see me flying?

I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me "

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I kept walking pass you and Kate at the top of the stairs that evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence!

Or try wearing Kates vibrating glove when you scratch "

Still got your name on the list for some "glovelove"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Still got your name on the list for some "glovelove" "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Lycra trunks??

Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me

We need a pic of those

I wore them at the beach party, so there

.

However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all!

What you mean I didn't walk around?

Did you see me flying?

I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me "

Verify you were there or verify ya Lycra?

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