FabSwingers.com forum: Mr Marmite/Mr Moonlight

By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

As we know, Mr Marmite is parody song writer in residence but I think he needs his own little ditty.....

Mr. Marmite

You write on here every night

And soon it flows, your clever prose

And when you type you're worth the hype

And every line is mighty fine

The box of Haribos

It quickly goes

Cos you're a pig face, Mr. Marmite

Mr. Marmite, you're a decent chap

Even with your dodgy flat cap

And position on the map

But why is your arse covered in rope

And where on earth is the soap

But we like you, Mr. Marmite

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soap on a rope -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck"

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

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over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp"

oh - rummaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

oh - rummaged

It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

oh - rummaged

It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think

Gimp"

makes me think of a bring and buy sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

oh - rummaged

It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think

Gimp

makes me think of a bring and buy sale "

Whatever floats ya Boat but thats a bit too Public for me

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

oh - rummaged

It has a certain ring to it dont'cha think

Gimp

makes me think of a bring and buy sale

Whatever floats ya Boat but thats a bit too Public for me

Gimp"

i didnt say it floated my boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicely done

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual fuck

errr its bit of fun - smile if you want to

You Tease

You know full well that smiling is not allowed, Swinging is a serious business and having a laugh has no place on the Forums

Gimpoid

so im on that naughty step - how long this time

Until ive finished Rummaging ya..Now hold still woman

Gimp

oh - rummaged

Actually I like the sound of that!

Hoping for a good rummaging later on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or - An Ode to Shag!!

Oh Shag Tonight thou art devine

What canst I do to make thee mine?

Milk thy cock in Penge, or go

To asda, to buy thee Haribo?

Then feed thee sweeties one by one,

And have thou fuck me when thou'st done

Oh make me scream and shout with joy

Thou lovely, sexy, six-packed boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we know, Mr Marmite is parody song writer in residence but I think he needs his own little ditty.....

Mr. Marmite

You write on here every night

And soon it flows, your clever prose

And when you type you're worth the hype

And every line is mighty fine

The box of Haribos

It quickly goes

Cos you're a pig face, Mr. Marmite

Mr. Marmite, you're a decent chap

Even with your dodgy flat cap

And position on the map

But why is your arse covered in rope

And where on earth is the soap

But we like you, Mr. Marmite

I am honoured sir! Outstanding effort

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