FabSwingers.com forum: Jeremy Clarkson replacement?

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Who would you like to see in his place?

My thoughts are

Rowan Atkinson

Tony Robinson

Anyone but Philip Scholfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly brook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith chegwin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Vote goes to Tina Titz

Gimp

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If I was in charge I'd scrap the lot and start afresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sabine Schmidt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would you like to see in his place?

My thoughts are

Rowan Atkinson

Tony Robinson

Anyone but Philip Scholfield

Or that obnoxious little gnome Noel Edmonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professor Brian Cox. "Oo i love cars"..

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

William wollard but that's because I'm a Haynes manual geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenson Button

Or who was that Australian who raced for red bull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selflessly, and for the good of the nation, I'll do it

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"If I was in charge I'd scrap the lot and start afresh."

Actually I see your point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amber heard

She's one for the men and ladies

as is she actually lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples. "

The show was good before him and will be after him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Partridge

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I'd like a woman personally

Joanne Lumley

Helen Mirren

Judy Dench in Bond mode

Or Dawn French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples.

The show was good before him and will be after him xx "

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Alan Partridge"

Goodbye choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples.

The show was good before him and will be after him xx "

When was it without him in this format?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I was in charge I'd scrap the lot and start afresh.

Actually I see your point

I think it would be faintly humiliating for the replacement and people would write pages of "he/she will never be the great God Clarkson" type rubbish as if the whole thing is actually important. I think best to start afresh, new format, new everything.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

He writes the scripts and has massive input.

It wasn't that good before him either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's irreplaceable in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jody kidd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Evans

But I'd replace all three of them, the chemistry wouldn't work otherwise.

They are collectively as is a bit like last of the summer wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jody kidd"

Great call!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples. "

Totally agree. He may be a complete knob at times but that's why many people watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not replace him with a female equivalent who is equally obnoxious, step forward Katie Hopkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples.

The show was good before him and will be after him xx "

Oh really? The viewing figures tell different story. It was dying on its arse before Clarkson got involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenson Button

Or who was that Australian who raced for red bull?"

Mark Webber - too serious though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The BBC brought us up with pedophiles , liers , low life all our lives and employ someone decent and they sack him they should be taken off air

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Chris Evans

But I'd replace all three of them, the chemistry wouldn't work otherwise.

They are collectively as is a bit like last of the summer wine. "

Great idea

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By *izmeCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Evans

Jody kidd

Steve coogan

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Guy Martin good contender "

Best idea so far

Guy Martin is a proper old school hard core man

I'd vote for him

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Jiffy is on a car show already. Wooden I am afraid. She loves cars but just cannot project that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Joddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jiffy is on a car show already. Wooden I am afraid. She loves cars but just cannot project that. "

She can make me wooden anyone she likes! Butler henderson?

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars! "

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not replace him with a female equivalent who is equally obnoxious, step forward Katie Hopkins."

Along with Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't know why people hate him so much for being a man who speaks his mind.

We live in a world where political correctness is the height of fashion, and since the majority of the worlds population are sheep that think and believe whatever the "media" wants them to believe, people have become way too oversensitive and get offended by everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson "

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Farage.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

susan boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing."

You'd be very, very wrong - the guy can drive very well - but trust me, once you've tasted the buzz of a full power TT spec Superbike - there isn't a car out there that will come close to that feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

What about being decapitated by a lamppost... That surely is up there in awesomeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That role demands a controversial character, a non conformist. It's pure entertainment. No point carrying it on with someone like Guy Martin. He'd be more interested in telling you about valve clearances than drifting it. I know people say they don't do proper reviews, but they do. They do practical ones. If you can't see out of the back window, or your ipod won't connect, they'll pan it. They rarely do positive reviews. And you can find out performance and safety info on the manufacturers website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That role demands a controversial character, a non conformist. It's pure entertainment. No point carrying it on with someone like Guy Martin. He'd be more interested in telling you about valve clearances than drifting it. I know people say they don't do proper reviews, but they do. They do practical ones. If you can't see out of the back window, or your ipod won't connect, they'll pan it. They rarely do positive reviews. And you can find out performance and safety info on the manufacturers website "
..Controversial and non conformist

Are you thinking who I'm thinking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you thinking who I'm thinking....

Boris Johnson?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks."

And she is shit hot on a bike too!!

Lovely in real life - not at all stuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not replace him with a female equivalent who is equally obnoxious, step forward Katie Hopkins.

Along with Brian Blessed

Along with Clive Anderson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one. Clarkson is Top Gear.

Without him you have no show. Simples. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ed miliband.. he'll be looking for a new job soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

There are quite a few Cars out there that will at least equal that feeling for us that are into both Cars and Bikes.

Gimp

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks.

And she is shit hot on a bike too!!

Lovely in real life - not at all stuck up."

I haven't had the chance to meet her but quite a few friends that do 'ring trips have. They say the same. She's got a great sense of humour too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

There are quite a few Cars out there that will at least equal that feeling for us that are into both Cars and Bikes.

Gimp"

Not in the real world Gimp - into Hypercar territory to get close.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

There are quite a few Cars out there that will at least equal that feeling for us that are into both Cars and Bikes.

Gimp

Not in the real world Gimp - into Hypercar territory to get close."

Or jet aircraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks.

And she is shit hot on a bike too!!

Lovely in real life - not at all stuck up.

I haven't had the chance to meet her but quite a few friends that do 'ring trips have. They say the same. She's got a great sense of humour too."

Got pissed with her last year - that was painful

Have footage somewhere of her going round the outside of me at Adenauforst sideways, smiling and waving!

The passengers weren't though

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Who would you like to see in his place?

My thoughts are

Rowan Atkinson

Tony Robinson

Anyone but Philip Scholfield

Zippy, George and Bungle.

Check out 'Rainbow Top Gear' on YouTube

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Kelly brook"

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"If I was in charge I'd scrap the lot and start afresh."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top gear will get scraped by the bbc then sky will buy Clarkson Hammond and may and then create there own version. (Watch this space )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Harris

Complete petrol head and talented motor journalist, and he can drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

There are quite a few Cars out there that will at least equal that feeling for us that are into both Cars and Bikes.

Gimp

Not in the real world Gimp - into Hypercar territory to get close."

And a full TT spec isnt in Hyperbike Territory ?

Gimp

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Top Gear without JC would be Reverse Gear

Beside JC and his mate owned 50% so it will be going over to ITV.

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

How about David Cameron? He's good at waffle and talking bollocks.......oh forgot.....he doesn't like TV debate so that's him out

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

No Clarkson no show, he dragged the show out of oblivion and made it what it is.

The only reason it works is because he is the way he is.

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By *ardbellyCouple
over a year ago

Alicante

We sat and watched quinton and Jodie the other day ? OMG ..how bloody dull and amateur ? Classic car show ? .JC makes the program..

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"No Clarkson no show, he dragged the show out of oblivion and made it what it is.

The only reason it works is because he is the way he is."

Imo your wrong

Bands loose their lead singers all the time and are still successful

the king is dead as they say

Long live the next king

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Who would you like to see in his place?

My thoughts are

Rowan Atkinson

Tony Robinson

Anyone but Philip Scholfield

Zippy, George and Bungle.

Check out 'Rainbow Top Gear' on YouTube

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.. just did.. they get my vote lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sabine Schmidt

"I could do that time in a van!"

"You're not completely talent free. About 80% talent free."

Sabine totally rocks.

And she is shit hot on a bike too!!

Lovely in real life - not at all stuck up.

I haven't had the chance to meet her but quite a few friends that do 'ring trips have. They say the same. She's got a great sense of humour too.

Got pissed with her last year - that was painful

Have footage somewhere of her going round the outside of me at Adenauforst sideways, smiling and waving!

The passengers weren't though

Oh oh, I must be careful. I'm almost talking cars again and some self-proclaimed genius told me recently that I know nothing about cars or tyres and should stick to things I know about.

Just off to find a suitably girlie thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares can't feel sorry for a millionaire he's an over opinionated git

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

A new guest presenter every week.

Works quite well on HIGNFY, Buzzcocks, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares can't feel sorry for a millionaire he's an over opinionated git"

U agree, Every Millionaire is a utter utter Bastard

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares can't feel sorry for a millionaire he's an over opinionated git

U agree, Every Millionaire is a utter utter Bastard

Gimp"

*I*

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

"A new guest presenter every week.

Works quite well on HIGNFY, Buzzcocks, etc."

Actually that's a brilliant idea

Good job you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one! I wouldn't watch top gear without him, he's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kelly brook"

This

I hope Jeremy and his crew take flight and move the show to a different channel under a new name, I watch it for the chemistry they have as a group of mates,

however if Kelly brook was to replace him I would be fine with that, she can drive all the offroad vehicles without a seatbelt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Suzi Perry

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By *ogotwanMan
over a year ago

south lanarkshire

"Alan Partridge"

heard that on the radio few days ago

brian blessed anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you thinking who I'm thinking....

Boris Johnson?"
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Yesssss . oh no wait a minute I was thinking Brian Johnson

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By *ndercover2016Couple
over a year ago

turriff

"Guy Martin good contender

Best idea so far

Guy Martin is a proper old school hard core man

I'd vote for him "
good call...... hadn't thought of guy but he would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy Martin.....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Every time I see Sabine tear arsing around the 'ring in that Ford Transit, squeeling with joy, I get a little bit stiff in the gentleman's sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy carr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never liked clarkston even before his dobbery..

I'd watch it(having no interest in cars) if keith lemon was the host

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Dangermouse would be an admirable replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dangermouse would be an admirable replacement"

thats richard hammond anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should replace the whole of the topgear team with people from here. If they cant drive no matter adds to the entertainment.

Mr Marmite with clipboard kisspassfuck replaced with greatgoodshit. All you need to know.

Thebuttisback - if all of us can look at that butt all day I am sure the rest of the world will.

Shagtonight - status checks while driving through the bushes.Stop! We've run out of cola bottle haribo. Now shag don't hit the producer your getting your cock milked tonight.

Egomaniac - rear end of a car comparison's

Crazyxtc - you've come dressed as daisy duke, here's your contract.

EJay - female viewers increased.

Theone replaces the stig - more female and gay viewers.

Tinatitz comedy and controversy.

Still think you would miss Clarkson? Is there anyone else you can add to the new team

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tinatitz comedy and controversy.

Controversy?

I'd be rubbish on it. However, Farrage could have a go. No one would notice much difference....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Chris Evans

But I'd replace all three of them, the chemistry wouldn't work otherwise.

They are collectively as is a bit like last of the summer wine. "

I don't think it's a coincidence that it's a "bit" like last of the summer wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anyone would want the job. Too big a pair of boots to fill and it just wouldn't be the same. I don't like him that much hes a bit of an arse, but i love him in the show and it just wouldn't work without him.

BBC have just lost their number one programme its quite sad really.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

"William wollard but that's because I'm a Haynes manual geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chris Evans

But I'd replace all three of them, the chemistry wouldn't work otherwise.

They are collectively as is a bit like last of the summer wine.

I don't think it's a coincidence that it's a "bit" like last of the summer wine

"
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What

This is a bigger shock than the pharrel Williams/ Marvin gaye saga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy Martin doesn't do cars!

He's an engineer

He fixes and attempts to build anything

He's more talented than Clarkson

I agree, i love the guy. But he isn't going to enjoy drifting the new jag around the track. I don't believe he's turned on by that kind of thing.

There are quite a few Cars out there that will at least equal that feeling for us that are into both Cars and Bikes.

Gimp

Not in the real world Gimp - into Hypercar territory to get close.

And a full TT spec isnt in Hyperbike Territory ?

Gimp"

No - it isn't. Even if you "downgrade" to Superstock spec you are still looking at 130+mph lap (average speed). 0-60s in 2.5s, etc.

Find a car that does that that isn't very very special...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant & Dec

they do everything else

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