FabSwingers.com forum: When standing at the urinal ...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest .. loll

Ok before you ask - I sometimes have a sneaky peek pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i try and have a sneaky peek but keep getting thrown out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play urinal chess to start with

http://www.crazyhill.com/hung/other_game/urinal.html

Then eye's forward, and read the really interesting advert on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try a sneaky peak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most of the time read the adverts on the wall.....there are some good ones out there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that too, but they tend to be in the cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhh i see u must be going for a posh piss and sitting down

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep moaning to the landlord in our local to change the ad's. Now don't get me wrong, looking at Liv Tyler's cleavage while your stood there is no bad thing, but we've had the advert for 'One Night at McCools' for seven years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have u seen the one about prostate cancer its str8 to the point....but something like that has top be really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few different ones around. Seen one actually on the urinal itself shaped like a target, as you pee on it it changes colour, and has a message about prostate cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to look about to make sure no one has a bigger cock then me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"i have to look about to make sure no one has a bigger cock then me"

Do you piss on their shoes if they have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably would do, but the situation hasn't arisen yet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I probably would do, but the situation hasn't arisen yet

Oooeerrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got to be honest here you cant help but have a sneeky peek lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but then ronnie usally drags me out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once saw a notice in the toilets, it read ...

"Please refrain from stubbing out your cigarettes in the urinals - it makes them soggy and very difficult to light"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have to look about to make sure no one has a bigger cock then me

Do you piss on their shoes if they have?

xx"

no i piss in their face with my massive cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never let it be said that men cannot multi task.

A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.

A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!"

Where was that?

I bet his socks still can't find their way to the washing basket though! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.

A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!

Where was that?

I bet his socks still can't find their way to the washing basket though! lol"

lol, he didnt even flinch when i walked past him either.......lol

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"Well i try and have a sneaky peek but keep getting thrown out

Will let ya know next time I take a leak in Tamworth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhhh

then i will take a peek

my neck of the woods then so anything goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never let it be said that men cannot multi task.

A few days ago a guy was pissing, drinking a flute of champagne and talking on his mobile...talented!"

Complete amateur if he wasn't farting at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, you know whats its like....

Your in the pub and need to fart, you think " the music is loud so just do it time with the beat"

After w while you feel much better and finish ya pint.

But everyone is looking at you.........

Its then you realise you got your ipod on

ahem !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to have a posh pee in the cubicals else the jelouse guy next to me pisses on my shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"well, you know whats its like....

Your in the pub and need to fart, you think " the music is loud so just do it time with the beat"

After w while you feel much better and finish ya pint.

But everyone is looking at you.........

Its then you realise you got your ipod on

ahem !!!"

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"i have to have a posh pee in the cubicals else the jelouse guy next to me pisses on my shoes

Or if its Kitty next to you she will piss on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have to have a posh pee in the cubicals else the jelouse guy next to me pisses on my shoes

Or if its Kitty next to you she will piss on your face

lmao

I dow do watersports! im paranoid now im gonna be going to chams with a rain mac and ubrella just so i can have a piss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only time I was in the gents was when i pulled in night club and the guy was all over me. I pulled him into cubicle to do the act and told him to drop his trouser. He couldn't and I laughed at, told him to leave me alone then. Don't remember the other guys in the toilets but it was some laugh. So anything can happen in the gents so watch out guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well being 6ft 5 i jus t look out the window lol but would never sit down for a piss as the urinal is ment for that unless u need yr arse washed after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 4 things I think about when I'm pointing percy at the porcelain:

1) making sure I don't piss on my shoes.

2) making sure I don't piss on the shoes of the guy next to me as I lean over to have a look at his cock.

3) making sure I don't catch my foreskin in my zip as I do my flies up. (if you wanna know how painful that is girls, think of childbirth then multiply it a couple of times!)

4) making sure I don't 'dribble' after I've put it away. (this was a particular problem in the 80s when Chinos were the fashion and you quickly realise that biege becomes charcoal when wet!).

It's a bloody ordeal I tell ya! You girls got it easy coz all you have to do is drop your knickers and sit down!

(a normal pastime for most on here hehehe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have your foreskin removed saves one of your worries and second where wellies or welly shoes so you can wipe clean . sorry cant help with the others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have your foreskin removed saves one of your worries and second where wellies or welly shoes so you can wipe clean . sorry cant help with the others lol"

Eew, god no! I couldn't mutilate myself like that! Do I look Jewish or sommat?

Which leads me to another question:

Circumcision? Do you get friction burns when you knock one out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not jewish my cock just out grew its foreskin ..the words of the female doctor not mine lol, i could tell u more about why else it was done but abit much for here

but answer to your question no friction burns lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just try hard to keep mine hitting the wet bit at the bottom...

ok ok...

I look up and away.. No interest, Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/06/09 13:47:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one of those rare but odd blokes, I never use the urinal:

I pull my trousers and pants round my ankles and just piss into the sink, peeps laugh and laugh lol

I never wash my hands after, fuck that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would still like to know that when a guy uses a "normal" toilet and not a urinal

How the hell he can miss a hole THAT big ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a hose pipe, squeeze the end, and see how much control you have over where all of it goes

I don't usally have a problem, because I'm closer to the target than most. No, not because I have short legs :P

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Take a hose pipe, squeeze the end, and see how much control you have over where all of it goes

I don't usally have a problem, because I'm closer to the target than most. No, not because I have short legs :P"

tut tut bragging again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

well he gotta say summat as he in the doghouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well he gotta say summat as he in the doghouse

Compared to where I am right now, the doghouse would be an upgrade.

I'm not sure this collar and chain are really necessary though.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Collar and chain? has Femme kidnapped you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwww

im sure you will "cum" thru with flying colours hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collar and chain? has Femme kidnapped you?

Chance would be a fine thing

"awwwwwwww

im sure you will "cum" thru with flying colours hun

Ah, well. I'm off to France soon. Hopefully that 'episode' will forgotten about by the time I get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Nah we'll remind you of it when you get back....we're good like that on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd start a new account, but I like my profile too much, and you'd spot it if I used it again.

Only just discovered the joys of curvey women as well. Gah, and now I know what I'm missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reckon we may forgive you hun,

and we would spot you miles away with a chest like that ;0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i would still like to know that when a guy uses a "normal" toilet and not a urinal

How the hell he can miss a hole THAT big ????????

The size of a toilet is metaphorically the same size as a woman's mouth. You don't think we miss the toilet by accident, do you? hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeky sod !

ive got a little one ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collar and chain? has Femme kidnapped you?

you called? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collar and chain? has Femme kidnapped you?

Chance would be a fine thing

You sooooooooooo dont want that chance...grins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never know, I maybe able to tap into your softer side

Sad Panda face o_0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never know, I maybe able to tap into your softer side

Sad Panda face o_0"

my WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

I have a sneaky peak somtime, then other times I wish I was the one getting pissed on. Any offers guys and girls!?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its there somewhere, I know it is. It may take some probing, but I'll find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its there somewhere, I know it is. It may take some probing, but I'll find it."

good luck with that...mwah ha ha ha ok you will have to imagine that is an evil laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, you can't even manage a malevolant laugh around me now. I'm gradually working my way towards that softer side :*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See, you can't even manage a malevolant laugh around me now. I'm gradually working my way towards that softer side :* "

raises an eyebrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the one? I'm not trying hard enough then.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Only the one? I'm not trying hard enough then."

Wimp!!!

LOL

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

well to be honest ...i normally just have a piss and it varies ...sometimes ..i stare at wall or advert or even the maker name ..sometimes i watch the obligatory cigareete end begiining the great journey to the hole at the end and if no one is around it is nice to try and score a goal with the stream ...

i was once caught doing this and the club bouncer wasnt pleased i pissed all over his shoes .

happy daze ...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Idiot!!!

lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Idiot!!!

lol"

oyyy i am entitled to relate my experiences without fear of being called and idiot even if i am !!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Idiot!!!

lol

oyyy i am entitled to relate my experiences without fear of being called and idiot even if i am !!!!"

BIG idiot!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Idiot!!!

lol

oyyy i am entitled to relate my experiences without fear of being called and idiot even if i am !!!!

BIG idiot!!!!"

you taking the urinal ..just keeping it on thread

...wanna fight ??

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

How goods yr aim???

I can shoot quite far i will gave yu know!!!!!

piss taker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads really gone down the pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it sure has but then thats what most men miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its hard trying to wee in a urinal ;0)

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Nah, its easy, gets a little harer when ur d*unk tho! My aim is spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww boys toilets are smelly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww boys toilets are smelly!!"

We fart and miss the toilet, what did you expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can by a toilet bowl with a large target ring at the bottom !

and they still ucking miss that. pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Do men chat to each other at the urinals while they're having a wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most places, not usually. But at the football, try and stop them

All the old jokes come out "I can dribble better that useless twat", "God its cold, I'm pissing ice cubes" etc;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is it men are called talented for doing more than one thing, while we girlies are just multi tasking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love looking and wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love looking and wanking"

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Walked into a toilet once and there was only one urinal left between these two big massive blokes. I went to go in cubicle when they said don't be shy wee man. They didn't seem to impressed when I whipped down the trosers and had a shit in the urinal

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Wtf

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By *atteriesnotIncludedMan
over a year ago

Buxton

Straight ahead....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Walked into a toilet once and there was only one urinal left between these two big massive blokes. I went to go in cubicle when they said don't be shy wee man. They didn't seem to impressed when I whipped down the trosers and had a shit in the urinal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i try and have a sneaky peek but keep getting thrown out

Wear loose clothing and a hoody.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Well normally concentrate on the task in hand and look at what I am doing. Rare thing it seems by the state of most gents toilet floors.

It would be cool to have a game of water swords with someone but no one seems mad for that since I left the forces

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By *incloudukMan
over a year ago

Medway

I like to have a look

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By *eedsbiguyMan
over a year ago

Have a sneaky peak.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Spend ages pretending to pee while I stroke my cock and peek at others next to me

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

He’s had a stroke ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ he noticed

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I would avoid urinals altogether, but if its not possible, just focus on the task at hand & look to leave as quickly as I can.

Toilet action = not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to concentrate on the target

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Gotta go foe the peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just concentrate on the job, do the business and off to the sink

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I aim my jet so that splash hits the shoes of bloke next to me

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By *ampoonerMan
over a year ago

dundrum

I usually have a sneaky peek at the lad next to me. Rude not to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not used public loo's in ages but my fantasy is to stand next to a guy with a big, hard cock which I would reach for and slowly wank it. Then I'd get up close and rub my knob on his.

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always gotta go for the peek

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

look down make sure im not pissing on my shoes,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always gotta go for the peek"

Echo echo echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no interest in peeking or flashing or what ever now with so much covid around.

I go in, straight to urinal, pee, zip up, wash hands and out as quick as possible

I dont take any un-needed risk in enclosed spaces for covid.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Always go cubicle. I don't want people getting jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh."

^Sighs Queen

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Keep your mouth shut and stare in front of you

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh."

And as no one has put watch where they are passing its no wander the floor is a wash with piss

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I play urinal bingo which one will the next person in use centre far left or bottle it a go in the cubicle

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

We all look.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh."
LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually stare at their penis but there's always someone who comes in to ruin it shouting this is the mens room.. sigh."

Pmsl And we have a winner

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Always have a good look around, cocks are gorgeous to look at, all shapes and sizes!

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By *hicDragon08Man
over a year ago

Woodbridge

https://youtu.be/YBN2p-jlknM

This is what i do!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Make sure I'm not pissing on my feet mainly.

It's a two handed operation with my giant penis and takes full concentration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure I'm not pissing on my feet mainly.

It's a two handed operation with my giant penis and takes full concentration"

Do you need a heavy goods licence?

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

At my own cock to make sure I'm aiming right.

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Rude not to check out the guy next to you.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I avoid them unless I'm desperate

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Saw some big fat cock yesterday at the pub. Gave me a bit of a semi hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do ?

Look at the floor ?

Straight ahead ?

At the ceiling ?

At the guy standing next to you ?

Go on be honest .. loll

Ok before you ask - I sometimes have a sneaky peek pmsl"

I look at the task at hand so I don't wee on the floor/wall/my feet.

I don't believe any man stares dead ahead when weeing at home so why do it in a public loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw some big fat cock yesterday at the pub. Gave me a bit of a semi hahah"
How big do you reckon it was?

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By *aan31Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dead ahead! Unwritten rule. Keep head still and stare straight sometimes at a blank wall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to sit down now.

I can wave at passer-byes then.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I tend to sit down now.

I can wave at passer-byes then. "

You sit on the urinal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look over and compliment the guy next to me on his watch

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Lol

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Lol I like make sure the piercings ching against the porcelain. Give it a little helicopter. Then glance over ‘ catch them looking , make them doubt themselves

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always peek

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Piss that why I'm there .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I stand in awkward silence and hope with all sincerity not to inadvertently fart in this quiet place of worship…

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Gotta look

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Glance over, the a double take.

Then softly say "I'd get that checked out by a doctor if I were you" as I finish up and wash me hands then leave in silence

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Get what checked out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are few things more amusing than seeing 2 guys at urinals, leaving the obligatory spacing, and seeing the blind panic as you take the middle one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be standing there, fantasizing about reaching over and taking his fat cock in my hand.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I must be one of those weird ones who have never once looked across at anyone at a urinal

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I do the helicopter keeps adjacent urinals free I find

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Stare intently at the wall ahead, intermittently checking that I’m not pissing on my shoes

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

I always look seen some lively lookin cocks an seen some lad who get thier balls out aswell....I dont get that to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch where I'm pissing to make sure I hit the bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always look seen some lively lookin cocks an seen some lad who get thier balls out aswell....I dont get that to be fair"

I've always got my balls out when I piss, always have and it's just the normal for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give the wee fella a pep talk while I pee. I praise him and remind him how handsome he is and how anyone would be extactic to see him hold his head high ect. It helps keep the adjacent urinals unoccupied so I can empty my bladder in peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I was worried there were no men still standing on this thread for quite a while.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Look down at the urinal and say "someone's a thirsty fella"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dribble down my leg as I shake

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I always look seen some lively lookin cocks an seen some lad who get thier balls out aswell....I dont get that to be fair"

Perhaps some like to give them a squeeze to help the last trickle out.

Rather like 'emptying their balls' during sex!

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By *orkawayalotMan
over a year ago

love sex

Always look

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