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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's it going? I did vegan for a Few weeks u felt so good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

............What is it with you making me want food

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I prefer to do it the other way round, have a detox meal then back on the usual stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a poker thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't get a bum burner !! and have a great wknd you xx

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"How's it going? I did vegan for a Few weeks u felt so good!!"

It's really good! I've lost a stone so far, but I do a bootcamp at least four times a week, so have gained quite a bit of muscle, which I am loving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! "

If you are gonna cheat- indian is the at to do it!

Bloody love a good curry! Enjoy x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"............What is it with you making me want food"

I have that affect on people!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I love a good cheat night...

I cant decide what i want..

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"don't get a bum burner !! and have a great wknd you xx "

As if! I'm too feminine for anything spicy. I don't want to be sobbing in to my curry!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me! "

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............What is it with you making me want food

I have that affect on people! "

Depends what you make them want to eat to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will do you good to have a night off .. I find that myself if on a diet you need a treat night . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy onions and Popadoms my mouth is watering at the thought!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"............What is it with you making me want food

I have that affect on people!

Depends what you make them want to eat to be fair"

Oi Oi savaloy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"............What is it with you making me want food

I have that affect on people!

Depends what you make them want to eat to be fair

Oi Oi savaloy... "

Hey if i didnt take that opportunity i would never have forgiven myself

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?! "

Bhajis!! Always bhajis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your stomach will go into shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your stomach will go into shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?!

Bhajis!! Always bhajis! "

Why not both

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?!

Bhajis!! Always bhajis! "

But I like the lamb... All the yummy lamb in the crispy pastry...!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Your stomach will go into shock "

I bet it will! But it's a risk I am more than willing to take!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! "

Can I ask how you feel? I am thinking of going vegan

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?!

Bhajis!! Always bhajis!

Why not both "

Excellent suggestion

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning!

Can I ask how you feel? I am thinking of going vegan"

No carbs means lots of meat nothing like vegan..

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! "

Wow, I wish I had your willpower. Enjoy your takeaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh have some bhajis dunked into madras sauce for me!

Ooooohhhh do I get bhajis or meat samosas?!

Bhajis!! Always bhajis!

Why not both

Excellent suggestion"

I only say it because i am a greedy sod, but up to now lucky enough to have the metabolism to burn it off

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow

morning!

Can I ask how you feel? I am thinking of going vegan

No carbs means lots of meat nothing like vegan.. "

Yeh I won't lie, if it's moved at some point, it's gone in my face. I would be a terrible vegan.

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning!

Wow, I wish I had your willpower. Enjoy your takeaway."

When I'm in the zone, I'm so in the zone... But when I'm not I could eat everything in sight, and frequently have done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I move im not in your face lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh please get a really garlicky tarka dhal and a naan bread glistening with ghee on the side. I crave such naughty food and am being good so eat it for me so I can live vicariously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so will you have a glass or two of wine or a beer to go with that ... x

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I move im not in your face lol "

Not yet! Hahahaha - sorry I couldn't resist.

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Oh please get a really garlicky tarka dhal and a naan bread glistening with ghee on the side. I crave such naughty food and am being good so eat it for me so I can live vicariously."

I was thinking of a keema or peshwari naan! Oh the choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I move im not in your face lol

Not yet! Hahahaha - sorry I couldn't resist. "

Not resisting is my speciality

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow

morning!

Can I ask how you feel? I am thinking of going vegan

No carbs means lots of meat nothing like vegan..

Yeh I won't lie, if it's moved at some point, it's gone in my face. I would be a terrible vegan. "

Haha.. You sound like me! The amount of exercise I do and the food I eat is phenomenal.. I'm high protein/low carb too x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oh please get a really garlicky tarka dhal and a naan bread glistening with ghee on the side. I crave such naughty food and am being good so eat it for me so I can live vicariously.

I was thinking of a keema or peshwari naan! Oh the choices! "

Garkic chilli keema!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you having dessert too? Because if not, it's not a cheat

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"so will you have a glass or two of wine or a beer to go with that ... x"

Maybe some wine! I am off to my friends, so will depend if I can be bothered to stop in the shop! I may just go all out and journey to hers in my pjs. I WILL need the stretchy waist band!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this I feel like one now .

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow

morning!

Can I ask how you feel? I am thinking of going vegan

No carbs means lots of meat nothing like vegan..

Yeh I won't lie, if it's moved at some point, it's gone in my face. I would be a terrible vegan.

Haha.. You sound like me! The amount of exercise I do and the food I eat is phenomenal.. I'm high protein/low carb too x"

Ahhh! Amazing! We should share recipes, mainly because I just really love food!

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"After reading this I feel like one now . "

Me too!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Are you having dessert too? Because if not, it's not a cheat "

Thinking about some cookie dough... Or a chocolate melt in the middle pudding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so will you have a glass or two of wine or a beer to go with that ... x

Maybe some wine! I am off to my friends, so will depend if I can be bothered to stop in the shop! I may just go all out and journey to hers in my pjs. I WILL need the stretchy waist band! "

giggidy got mine on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you having dessert too? Because if not, it's not a cheat

Thinking about some cookie dough... Or a chocolate melt in the middle pudding! "

Melt in the middle with ice cream

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x"

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word of warning though... Expect a bad tummy tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! "

You enjoy it hun - well deserved! And when you've finished - remember to post new pics of the new you!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo much talk of food........thinking of a nice chinese now

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning!

You enjoy it hun - well deserved! And when you've finished - remember to post new pics of the new you!! xx"

Thanks beaut!! I definitely will - oh all the sexy undies I'm going to buy!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"One word of warning though... Expect a bad tummy tomorrow "

Imodium at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this I feel like one now .

Me too! "

We have a really good one in Swaffham I bet Norwich has some good curry places too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy... "

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"After reading this I feel like one now .

Me too! We have a really good one in Swaffham I bet Norwich has some good curry places too ."

We don't actually live in Norwich we are in a little town outside it. It was just easier to put Norwich lol. But there are some good Indians in Norwich. We have some good ones near us too. I'm not sure I've ever been to Swaffham, I'm trying to picture where it is.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"How's it going? I did vegan for a Few weeks u felt so good!!"

I'm curious, if it felt so good why did you stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After reading this I feel like one now .

Me too! We have a really good one in Swaffham I bet Norwich has some good curry places too .

We don't actually live in Norwich we are in a little town outside it. It was just easier to put Norwich lol. But there are some good Indians in Norwich. We have some good ones near us too. I'm not sure I've ever been to Swaffham, I'm trying to picture where it is. "

its a small market town we live in a small village near there 40 miles from Norwich.. We have a cruiser at wroxham we spend some weekends there and good curry place too.. x

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x"

Never knew that! I'll have to get me some in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x

Never knew that! I'll have to get me some in the fridge "

We should go out and eat some together!

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x

Never knew that! I'll have to get me some in the fridge

We should go out and eat some together! "

Oh ok! Sure! 25th of noctober?!

Cheat night has started! Arrived at my friends with a baileys hot chocolate waiting! What are best friends for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x

Never knew that! I'll have to get me some in the fridge

We should go out and eat some together!

Oh ok! Sure! 25th of noctober?!

Cheat night has started! Arrived at my friends with a baileys hot chocolate waiting! What are best friends for "

Wow are you booked up tht far in advance???

#popular! lol x

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I prefer a vagitarian diet to any of I'm honest x

Vagitarian, as in, vagina only? Surely not a substantial means of energy...

Honestly! One vagina is equivalent to your five a day. Low in fat and pretty saucy! Lol x

Never knew that! I'll have to get me some in the fridge

We should go out and eat some together!

Oh ok! Sure! 25th of noctober?!

Cheat night has started! Arrived at my friends with a baileys hot chocolate waiting! What are best friends for

Wow are you booked up tht far in advance???

#popular! lol x"

Apparently so!

#alwaysfullybooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#rammedfull lol x

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Enjoy xxx

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

Thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've been good all week but tonight, when it counts, I failed on the train and had a sandwich, cheesecake and a M'onut.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've been good all week but tonight, when it counts, I failed on the train and had a sandwich, cheesecake and a M'onut. "

Calories don't count in first class.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've been good all week but tonight, when it counts, I failed on the train and had a sandwich, cheesecake and a M'onut.

Calories don't count in first class. "

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn you

had to order an indian for myself now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! "

good girl I've just tucked a masala away got some garlic naan left if your still peckish

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"So I have been 'detoxing' now for four whole weeks! No carbs (apart from veggies) no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol...

But tonight is CHEAT NIGHT.

So I felt compelled to tell you all, I will be having a massive Indian takeaway... Then back on the detox tomorrow morning! good girl I've just tucked a masala away got some garlic naan left if your still peckish "

Eaten so much... Ready to pop... Then eat my pudding!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Whilst I have no problem with copious amounts of takeaway, I hardly see why a 'detox' is necessary - rudimentary biology will tell you that your liver and kidneys are for 'detoxing' your body.

Why would you not eat any complex carbs the rest of the time?

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Whilst I have no problem with copious amounts of takeaway, I hardly see why a 'detox' is necessary - rudimentary biology will tell you that your liver and kidneys are for 'detoxing' your body.

Why would you not eat any complex carbs the rest of the time?"

To be less fat! Quite simply. You can't out exercise a terrible diet.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Whilst I have no problem with copious amounts of takeaway, I hardly see why a 'detox' is necessary - rudimentary biology will tell you that your liver and kidneys are for 'detoxing' your body.

Why would you not eat any complex carbs the rest of the time?

To be less fat! Quite simply. You can't out exercise a terrible diet. "

Thats not strictly true - see "the twinkie diet" (although I'm not recommending it).

There will come a point when you will stop losing if you smash in say 4000 calories on a cheat day, even if you only eat 1200 or whatever on your non-cheat days, because you will be eating at maintenance.

Most of these 'detoxes' are just very low calorie diets, and they achieve this by removing calorie dense foods (carbs, fats) - they aren't 'detoxing' you in any way, toxins in your body are removed by the organs designated for that purpose.

This isn't meant to be a dig, by the way, its just that I've seen how these things are marketed at people and they do seem to be set up so that you will fail in the end and then, of course you move on to the next one...and so on.

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By *urvybrunette91 OP   Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Whilst I have no problem with copious amounts of takeaway, I hardly see why a 'detox' is necessary - rudimentary biology will tell you that your liver and kidneys are for 'detoxing' your body.

Why would you not eat any complex carbs the rest of the time?

To be less fat! Quite simply. You can't out exercise a terrible diet.

Thats not strictly true - see "the twinkie diet" (although I'm not recommending it).

There will come a point when you will stop losing if you smash in say 4000 calories on a cheat day, even if you only eat 1200 or whatever on your non-cheat days, because you will be eating at maintenance.

Most of these 'detoxes' are just very low calorie diets, and they achieve this by removing calorie dense foods (carbs, fats) - they aren't 'detoxing' you in any way, toxins in your body are removed by the organs designated for that purpose.

This isn't meant to be a dig, by the way, its just that I've seen how these things are marketed at people and they do seem to be set up so that you will fail in the end and then, of course you move on to the next one...and so on. "

I take your opinion on board, great information. However I am eating 'clean' ... Please google this for more information! I have a cheat meal once a month, and I don't count calories either way xx

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