FabSwingers.com forum: law of averages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my statistics go something like this:

about 95% of the new mail I receive can be deleted (of this, about 80% is due to bad taste and indecency).

Of the 5% remainding, based on the understanding that we fit each others criteria, about 2%, at some point, will expose themselves as being married.

so, the 3% remaining may get a meet. First, we talk on the phone, this can reduce this figure by 50%. Sometimes, as much as you match, you don't seem to be able to make it go anywhere on the phone and it's a case of dead air.

so, we are now looking at about 1.5% out of the original hundred....and that's before we've even met to see if there's a click....bearing this in mind, what do you think my chances are of finding a successful meet before 2020?

what's your statistics? (not body ones!)

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I was bored one night and decided to go through all the local gents and block those who

couldn't accommodate

married / had a f/b

were shorter than me

slim/average cos I like a chunky man

pics that didn't appeal

no pics after months on here

one liners

Guess what

Billy no mates sitting here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was bored one night and decided to go through all the local gents and block those who

couldn't accommodate

married / had a f/b

were shorter than me

slim/average cos I like a chunky man

pics that didn't appeal

no pics after months on here

one liners

Guess what

Billy no mates sitting here!!!!!"

god forbid i did that, i'd eradicate the country!

there'd possibly the odd random down in llandudno or somewhere with a funny accent and a twisted sense of humour that i'd get on famously with, before we realised we lived 431.2 miles and two lifetimes too far away from!

...second thoughts, I would possibly find that fortunate...at least there'd be one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do."

...some folk would find that limiting too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely think us women are more choosy than the guys. I've met a few for a 'suss out coffee' and have not wanted to play with at least 3 of them, but they've been up for it with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I definitely think us women are more choosy than the guys. I've met a few for a 'suss out coffee' and have not wanted to play with at least 3 of them, but they've been up for it with me."

if i stopped being choosy, i'd stop full stop!

I think retaining your own standards is extrememly important; would be a shame if I started believing what they write in some of the pm's about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the fussy one

We've had plenty of social meets that haven't gone any farther, and although we have been turned down a few times, it's usually me, Jack, that says, "sorry, not for me"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I worked my odds of getting a new meet out not so long ago. I meet on average one new guy every seven months. So thats roughly 100+ messages a week x 4 == 400 x 7 = 2800.

So i got a 1/2800 chance of meeting the next guy who messages me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was bored one night and decided to go through all the local gents and block those who

couldn't accommodate

married / had a f/b

were shorter than me

slim/average cos I like a chunky man

pics that didn't appeal

no pics after months on here

one liners

Guess what

Billy no mates sitting here!!!!!

god forbid i did that, i'd eradicate the country!

...second thoughts, I would possibly find that fortunate...at least there'd be one...."

its a cruel twist of life that draws minds together to keep them apart.

Sometimes the heart will rule brain, logic and rational, join common sense in jumping through a second floor window.

Occasionally the guard is dropped and wonderful things happen.

Heading North with speed. Twisted humour, and funny accent packed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do."

Is that the order you prioritise them in too? Face last!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its a cruel twist of life that draws minds together to keep them apart.

Sometimes the heart will rule brain, logic and rational, join common sense in jumping through a second floor window.

Occasionally the guard is dropped and wonderful things happen.

Heading North with speed. Twisted humour, and funny accent packed.

couldn't possibly enetertain a man that didn't pack a toothbrush first!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do.

Is that the order you prioritise them in too? Face last!

Ok, I guess I am going to be the first guy to stand up and say that I dont do it that way!!!

Sure there has to be an element of physical attraction, but truthfully, if we dont hit it off personally, on a social level, then it dont matter if you look like Kelly Brooke, offer to buy me an Aston Martin, and own a brewery, it aint gonna happen, no matter how hard you beg!!!

All joking aside, we play by the motto that, we dont play with people we wouldnt want to be friends with. We love the social side of swinging, and you cant help who you become friends with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do.

Is that the order you prioritise them in too? Face last!

Ok, I guess I am going to be the first guy to stand up and say that I dont do it that way!!!

All joking aside, we play by the motto that, we dont play with people we wouldnt want to be friends with. We love the social side of swinging, and you cant help who you become friends with!"

hell, i'd even shag her for an aston martin! as long as we could do it long distance....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not done any number crunching, however, at best, I may exchange messages with 1 in 20, agree to meet 1 in 40-50, actually meet, about 1 in 80-100.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that's the difference between men and women.

When we go through profiles it's a case of:

Nice tits/bum/legs/pussy/face.

That'll do."
wow, someone else with my evaluation criteria .. and in the same order too

. but to cheer everyone up, the odds are always 50/50 that you'll go for the next contact,ie you will or you won't. the next contact decision result has no relationship with the result of the previous decision, or for that matter, the results of the previous 10, 100, or 1,000 decisions. it works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was bored one night and decided to go through all the local gents and block those who

couldn't accommodate

married / had a f/b

were shorter than me

slim/average cos I like a chunky man

pics that didn't appeal

no pics after months on here

one liners

Guess what

Billy no mates sitting here!!!!!

god forbid i did that, i'd eradicate the country!

...second thoughts, I would possibly find that fortunate...at least there'd be one...."

aye but ee could be the oni gay in the village

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...second thoughts, I would possibly find that fortunate...at least there'd be one....

aye but ee could be the oni gay in the village

i hadn't ruled that out either...but, you cant expect everything. if a guy can talk without dribbling and his eyes dont flicker too severely and so long as he remembers to empty his cathater before he visits, i'll think myself a lucky bugger and give out gracefully...maybe even willingly, who knows?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a cruel twist of life that draws minds together to keep them apart.

Sometimes the heart will rule brain, logic and rational, join common sense in jumping through a second floor window.

Occasionally the guard is dropped and wonderful things happen.

Heading North with speed. Twisted humour, and funny accent packed.

couldn't possibly enetertain a man that didn't pack a toothbrush first!"

Stopping off to get one !

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