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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there you are sat in the garden, reading a book or sat chilling with a glass of wine etc.

even sunbathing ?

And you have to contend with ....

The bloody icecream man who plays that awful music at full pelt.

The scrap chap who is blowing his bloody horn loud enough to wake the dead

And then next doors kids come out and the peace is once again shattered as they play in their paddling pool

grrrrrrrrrr

SUMMER !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't forget listening to your neighbours crap taste in music, when he washes the car with the radio on full

*Victor Meldrew moment*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thats strange isnt it, hear nothing all year re music and as soon as the sun comes out you are deafened by crap music and smoked out by men doing barbies badly. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Its the sound of a constant strimmer that gets on my nerves.....I feel like wheeling the lawnmower round and saying use this its a lot quicker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the damn neighbours who have to BBQ on a sunday night & are laughing & chatting till late!!!!!!!!!!!

When i'm tucked up in bed by 7pm trying to get some sleep for work that night grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peaches you get the scrap man with the horn to lol

i wish he would learn how to play it properly

and the icecream man 4 times a day he turns up

how many ice creams can one person eat lol

and kids our street must be the local drop in centre for every tom dick and harry and some of these kids dont even live round by us

and the neiboughs music

we had them last night they started at 8.30pm last night and were still going at 6.30 this morning

i wouldnt mind but it was pants music anyway

oh the joys of summer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogs barking grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol that gets me to considering mine dosent bark lol

hes an otterhound and they dont bark they bay when they see prey ie otters and as we dont have any otters near us he dosent bark at all

not even when some knocks the door lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drum n fu*king bass music???? WTF? everyone by me loves it!!! arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol that gets me to considering mine dosent bark lol

hes an otterhound and they dont bark they bay when they see prey ie otters and as we dont have any otters near us he dosent bark at all

not even when some knocks the door lol"

my neighbours should have them kinda dogs, the dogs at either side of us are a nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

believe me most if not all my neiboughs have dogs and we hear them during the day but mostly at night

as soon as it gets dark they are off

bark bark yap yap dose my head in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We gotta fella over the road who has a drum kit

and my god does he bash his bongos

what is it with "summer" that makes people think we are more tolerant of all the hassle ????

the crap music, the bbqs belching out smoke on ya washing , the scrap chap and his horn and yes the bloody icecream man screeching down the road with his jingles going full blast.

give me winter anytime, snuggling under me duvet with summat tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We gotta fella over the road who has a drum kit

and my god does he bash his bongos

what is it with "summer" that makes people think we are more tolerant of all the hassle ????

the crap music, the bbqs belching out smoke on ya washing , the scrap chap and his horn and yes the bloody icecream man screeching down the road with his jingles going full blast.

give me winter anytime, snuggling under me duvet with summat tasty"

the guy with drum kit? is he fit? love a man with rhythmn xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

never seen him to be honest, only heard him

though he got rhythmn.he very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i love the summer but not the noise

i would be very happy living in the middle of no where during the summer months

at least i'd get to have some peace and quiet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never seen him to be honest, only heard him

though he got rhythmn.he very good "

i love drummers mmmmmmmmmmmmm xxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"So there you are sat in the garden, reading a book or sat chilling with a glass of wine etc.

even sunbathing ?

And you have to contend with ....

The bloody icecream man who plays that awful music at full pelt.

The scrap chap who is blowing his bloody horn loud enough to wake the dead

And then next doors kids come out and the peace is once again shattered as they play in their paddling pool

grrrrrrrrrr

SUMMER !!!

"

i dont live far from you ant that scrap man does my head in its like every day now he comes around and its recorded and played through speakers ....if any poor fecker is on shifts it must drive em mad xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"drum n fu*king bass music???? WTF? everyone by me loves it!!! arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg "

Your not alone...drum and bass is just a noise and to me is not music at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it not good is it PD the blokes a pain in the arse

we get him most days too

sounds like someones trying to chock him while his playing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it not good is it PD the blokes a pain in the arse

we get him most days too

sounds like someones trying to chock him while his playing it lol"

I live quite close to Tamworth and i'm sure it's the same guy who comes here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt surprise me if he is the same guy

im sure he dose tamworth and the surounding areas

just wish he would shout rather that use that bloody bugle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot gun anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot gun anyone?"

Dam! u beat me to it chick.

Thought i mite get a slap if i said that.

2 shot guns anyone? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot gun anyone?"

Careful with that weapon in your hand. Don't want it going off half cocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot gun anyone?

Dam! u beat me to it chick.

Thought i mite get a slap if i said that.

2 shot guns anyone? haha "

LMAO....maybe should organise a shoot................pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot gun anyone?

Careful with that weapon in your hand. Don't want it going off half cocked"

Not in the hands of an expert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot gun anyone?

Careful with that weapon in your hand. Don't want it going off half cocked

Not in the hands of an expert!"

which trigger we pulling first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in the hands of an expert!"

Well you'd know the importance of a good pull-through every now and again then.


" which trigger we pulling first lol "

Both barrels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my garden leads on to a massive open park and im in between two kids play grounds. loads of noise all day long and then youve got the idiots that think its great to ride all over the park on their mopeds at all times of the day and night ..grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for living in the middle of nowhere!

I would go down for murder.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Well its really really noisy here too.

At 4am - all the birds in the tree outside my window decide to sing me all the songs they know.

Twice.

Grrrr, damn birds....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its really really noisy here too.

At 4am - all the birds in the tree outside my window decide to sing me all the songs they know.

Twice.

Grrrr, damn birds....lol"

Now THAT made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the tree then.

Fortunately you know someone with a big chopper.

Oi, I meant I have an axe! Jeez, minds in the gutter, the lot of ya.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Get rid of the tree then.

Fortunately you know someone with a big chopper.

Oi, I meant I have an axe! Jeez, minds in the gutter, the lot of ya."

But chopping the tree down will spoil my fun of using the pea shooter.....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i got a woman screaming her fecking head off having great sex happends all the while ...fecking windows wide open screaming now ....shouting ohhh my fucking god ....do me again and grunting growling panting ....everyone in the street can hear it ....must get her to bite the pillow

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN"

yeah she does yawn and sleep afterwards ...is totally knackered ....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

yeah she does yawn and sleep afterwards ...is totally knackered ...."

Didnt think blow up dollys went to sleep!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

yeah she does yawn and sleep afterwards ...is totally knackered ....

Didnt think blow up dollys went to sleep!!!!"

You know that is ...so not true !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We live in a very quiet area - all told there are 3 rows of houses, it's the remaining part of an old colliery village which still has a lot of the old timers living there, sweeping the street, looking after their gardens - get the picture ?

Usually all that we have to contend with is the ice cream man whos music is loud enough to make your ears bleed, the occasional cockeral crowing from the nearby allotment gardens and the occasional dog barking .. no problems there

Now onto the lad who's recently in along the street .... he had his first BBQ of the year on Sunday, accompanied by his family and some freinds, all went well untill around 8.00pm when all Hell broke loose, Father and son fighting in the yard, girlfirneds getting caught in the crossfire of flying fists, You F...ing C..nt I'll f..ing kill you .. etc etc

Then the cavalry arrived - about 12 of them with batons drawn ! It was like a scene from the streets of Northern Ireland, so into the van he went, screaming and yelling, F..ing Coppers, I'm gonna f..ing kill the lot of you, banging on the inside of the van Fu...ing C..nts ..

After months of wishing for some hot weather, we now hope it pisses down just so he cannot have any more BBQ's lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you and your neighbours buy one of those mosquito noise things, that only younger people can. Fit one on every house in the street, that the little twunt gets an ear full, while everyone else can't hear a damned thing

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive never heard of these mosquito things? Do they work and where can you buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you and your neighbours buy one of those mosquito noise things, that only younger people can. Fit one on every house in the street, that the little twunt gets an ear full, while everyone else can't hear a damned thing"

wahoo sadist in the house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive never heard of these mosquito things? Do they work and where can you buy them? "

and another lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty "

That is really cool lol....thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty "

A catapult is equally annoying and has an effect which lasts 3 times as long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty

A catapult is equally annoying and has an effect which lasts 3 times as long lol"

but not as effective as a shotgun!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im a crap shot though! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty

A catapult is equally annoying and has an effect which lasts 3 times as long lol

but not as effective as a shotgun!"

Pmsl - I was gonna say that but though I might have got myself into trouble loll

But I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a crap shot though! lol

"

Im not.....just point me in the right direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty

A catapult is equally annoying and has an effect which lasts 3 times as long lol

but not as effective as a shotgun!

Pmsl - I was gonna say that but though I might have got myself into trouble loll

But I agree "

lol....a rebel in the making eh! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a crap shot though! lol "

We'll get you blunderbus instead of the shotgun - apparantly the shot spreads far and wide from one of those lol

Chances are you'll hit 20 of the little blighters with one shot - so more economic as well

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I like the idea of a blunderbus....if only because it sounds cool! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG, theres been a car alarm going off n on all blooming day!! just started again..........as i was sitting to enjoy my scones with jam n clotted cream as well!!! hummmmmmphhhhh driving me bonkers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm pleased to announce that today I had out the strimmer, not lawnmower, I strimmed for aaaages, and also played Metallica and Goldfinger at a good volume, not too loud to really annoy, but enough to bug a little, haha, get my own back time.

OK, who wants to live next to us then?.

W

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"http://www.ai-security.com/pages/mosquito.htm

Annoying as hell to kids, but barely audible to anyone over thirty "

trust me with persanal stereos people down to 15 cant hear em lot of deaf teens hitting the hospitals now with midrange damage

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"OMFG, theres been a car alarm going off n on all blooming day!! just started again..........as i was sitting to enjoy my scones with jam n clotted cream as well!!! hummmmmmphhhhh driving me bonkers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

stuff em in your ears hun along with some jelly and blacmange and youll be a trifle deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i do feel for you lot and i very rarely have a problem even in the summer as working for thames valley police , not a copper but now hear you moan ladies lol, i pop home in a marked car or van so they all know and think im a copper so it comes in handy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well i do feel for you lot and i very rarely have a problem even in the summer as working for thames valley police , not a copper but now hear you moan ladies lol, i pop home in a marked car or van so they all know and think im a copper so it comes in handy lol"

That's a bit close to impersonating a police officer don't you think ;0

W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cos i havent done anything or said anything so they can think what they like as i work for them and use the cars or vans

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