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"Wash your willy good tip lol " take baby wipes with you . lol | |||
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"Turn up in muddy shoes and ripped jeans. Wear odd socks with your big toe poking out of a hole. Make sure your underwear has skid marks and/or holes in it. Don't wear deodorant, make sure you've got sweat marks. Don't brush your teeth. Don't shower - remember, bitches love cheese smelling balls and when the sweat stings their lips when they suck your cock... Bonus points! Don't shave your face or your bush. The beard must be scratchy and untidy, and your bush has to be bushy enough that she needs dental floss and a blowtorch to get the hair out of her teeth afterwards. When you arrive.. Sit on her sofa with your muddy shoes up on the table. Demand a beer and then fart. Don't forget the scratch and sniff. Make her sniff it too. Tell her that you made an effort, and ask why she looks like a fat clown. If she cries, you're doing it right " | |||
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