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Getting ready for a meet - how long?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the longest you've spent getting ready for a meet?

I've done it in ten mins before. Currently I'm in the middle of week long preparations.

Think I've gone a bit OTT. But in a good way. Hope he appreciates it. (And no, as far as I'm aware, he's not on the forums, unless he lurks.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it you have more time .? is it because you like him more .? Its nice to play dress up at times I find . x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it you have more time .? is it because you like him more .? Its nice to play dress up at times I find . x"

It's because we've been chatting for 9 months and are meeting for a one off meet to play - never met him before and won't have the opportunity to do so again after this, unfortunately.

And fuck, I got hair dye on my shoulder, how the hell do I get it off!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it you have more time .? is it because you like him more .? Its nice to play dress up at times I find . x

It's because we've been chatting for 9 months and are meeting for a one off meet to play - never met him before and won't have the opportunity to do so again after this, unfortunately.

Argh....got any baking soda to scrub it with?! x

And fuck, I got hair dye on my shoulder, how the hell do I get it off!!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it you have more time .? is it because you like him more .? Its nice to play dress up at times I find . x

It's because we've been chatting for 9 months and are meeting for a one off meet to play - never met him before and won't have the opportunity to do so again after this, unfortunately.

And fuck, I got hair dye on my shoulder, how the hell do I get it off!!!!!! "

Baking soda or non gel toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once spent a full two minutes rummaging in the bottom of the laundry basket looking for my lucky pulling pants.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Lets hope when he turns up hes not a minger .....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can spend hours and dislike being rushed. It's partly the reason why 'fancy a fuck... right now?' doesn't appeal too much.

It won't just be preparation for another person but me doing those things that I love doing with my body. Lots of exfoliation, moisturising as well as possibly trying on different outfits and feeling good.

Traffic jams can be a blessing in disguise, if they release some extra preening time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me ages lol im ready when im ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once spent a full two minutes rummaging in the bottom of the laundry basket looking for my lucky pulling pants. "

Oh I hope I'd get the same attention to detail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets hope when he turns up hes not a minger ..... "

I've seen photos. He's got good veris. Let's hope he doesn't think I'm a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hours for me x

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I envy the lucky chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on what needs doing (i.e whether it's a hair washing/exfoliating day etc) it takes anything from 40 mins to two hours!

The look of pleasure on the guy's face when we first see each other makes it totally worth it! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a while for me.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Depending on what needs doing (i.e whether it's a hair washing/exfoliating day etc) it takes anything from 40 mins to two hours!

The look of pleasure on the guy's face when we first see each other makes it totally worth it! x"

How do they feign that then?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"What's the longest you've spent getting ready for a meet?

I've done it in ten mins before. Currently I'm in the middle of week long preparations.

Think I've gone a bit OTT. But in a good way. Hope he appreciates it. (And no, as far as I'm aware, he's not on the forums, unless he lurks.)"

10 minutes sounds about right to me. That even gives me enough time to put on panties (crotchless, ofcurse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the longest you've spent getting ready for a meet?

I've done it in ten mins before. Currently I'm in the middle of week long preparations.

Think I've gone a bit OTT. But in a good way. Hope he appreciates it. (And no, as far as I'm aware, he's not on the forums, unless he lurks.)"

Generally 2 hours (that includes a soak)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it you have more time .? is it because you like him more .? Its nice to play dress up at times I find . x

It's because we've been chatting for 9 months and are meeting for a one off meet to play - never met him before and won't have the opportunity to do so again after this, unfortunately.

And fuck, I got hair dye on my shoulder, how the hell do I get it off!!!!!! "
1.Soak a cotton ball with nail polish remover and dab this onto the hair dye stain. ...

2.Use a non-gel toothpaste on an old toothbrush to scrub at the stain. ...

3.Lather up some Lava soap with water and scrub at the stain. ...

4.Mix baking soda with enough dishwashing soap to make a paste ... Lets hope one work .

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Who has time to fanny around

Its not a date

Not long

1 Shower

2 towel dry hair

3 throw on wherevers clean and not on the floor

4 brush teeth use mouthwash

5 lippy and eyeliner and spray smelly stuff

Good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depending on what needs doing (i.e whether it's a hair washing/exfoliating day etc) it takes anything from 40 mins to two hours!

The look of pleasure on the guy's face when we first see each other makes it totally worth it! x

How do they feign that then? "

Not sure! Guess they've all been to RADA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is usually deciding what to wear. And shave, shave, shave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is usually deciding what to wear. And shave, shave, shave.

"

Just be sure not to do that in the gym naked! According to another thread it may well cause offence!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is usually deciding what to wear. And shave, shave, shave.

Just be sure not to do that in the gym naked! According to another thread it may well cause offence!! xx"

Yuck!! Who the fuck does that?! That's just nasty. Why don't they do it in their house.

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

A few hours , best I get moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets hope when he turns up hes not a minger .....

I've seen photos. He's got good veris. Let's hope he doesn't think I'm a minger. "

If he thought that then he needs his eyes checked. I spent all of 10 seconds putting my coat on once. Lady Id been chatting to finally asked me to come over, chuck the coat on and off ya go. It was late so Id be buggered if I was gonna preen myself. Best way to catch me, I'd hate it if I was made to wait days. I'm a more "in the moment" kinda guy.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Lets hope when he turns up hes not a minger .....

I've seen photos. He's got good veris. Let's hope he doesn't think I'm a minger.

If he thought that then he needs his eyes checked. I spent all of 10 seconds putting my coat on once. Lady Id been chatting to finally asked me to come over, chuck the coat on and off ya go. It was late so Id be buggered if I was gonna preen myself. Best way to catch me, I'd hate it if I was made to wait days. I'm a more "in the moment" kinda guy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me ages, this back acne isn't going to squeeze itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 3 months, this potbelly ain't going to shift its self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me under 2 hours I could do it quicker but I don't blow dry my hair so have to wait for it to dry naturally before straightening it, I can have a shower, full shave and hair wash in 15 mins, about a hour for my hair to dry enough to straighten it, then about half a hour to do my hair, make up, moisturise and get dressed

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

Shower, mouthwash, iron cloth and shave if need be then perfume. No longer than 30mins for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of hours on the day but prep for certain things can start days before like waxing and scrubbing

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

How much time have I got?

10 minutes - put some clean clothes on, brush my teeth, bit of mascara.. And hope he doesn't want to lick my pussy because it's been a few hours since I had a shower!

30 minutes - shower, shave legs and pits, no time for bits..! Dry shampoo my hair so I don't look like I've been dragged through a bush. Clean clothes, brush teeth, mascara.

An hour - shower, shave (possibly time for bits xD), dry hair, clean clothes, brush teeth, mascara

2 hours - all of the above but without having to rush and then getting sweaty.

Ideally I'd have at least 4 hours to get ready. I can have a soak in the bath, exfoliate, wash my hair, dry it, straighten it, put makeup on not just mascara so I actually look my age and not like a 16 year old! Find something nice to wear.

If I was given a week, I'd use all of it. Get my eyebrows done. Maybe my nails. Might buy a new top. Etc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Longest about 2 hours, shortest about 2 hours, unless you include getting the food & drink in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONE hour it takes me ........ and that's.... Whiten teeth have to have them looking good , Bath, Hair, Dress, Make-up ... as done nail in the week and waxed and i go on holiday a lot so I keep a tan and when I bath it has oils in so my skin is lovely.

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

Takes me a while... to groom the beard...make sure all parts are shaven... so bout 90 minutes to 120 minutes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason I won't do spontaneous meets is I have hair that grows at an extraordinary rate. I like to shave an hour or two before I'm going to be naked. Or the afternoon if I'm travelling in the evening. Birds nest hair has to be straightened,eyebrows plucked,if I'm wearing hold ups a trip to Ann Summers. It can take half a day to prepare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me about a hour max

Men have it so easy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about a hour max

Men have it so easy... "

We do, especially those of us that don't have to hair! Showered and ready in under 15!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about a hour max

Men have it so easy...

We do, especially those of us that don't have to hair! Showered and ready in under 15!"

Do you follow the three S's

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Takes me about a hour max

Men have it so easy...

We do, especially those of us that don't have to hair! Showered and ready in under 15!

Do you follow the three S's "

I do, but not necessarily in the right order

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

At least a week. If I can hair washed and blow dried day of, bikini wax 3 days b4, bath,shave,exfoliation day of meet,mani and pedi day of as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day b4 shave and scrub. On the day an hour?

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

2 hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes me about a hour max

Men have it so easy...

We do, especially those of us that don't have to hair! Showered and ready in under 15!

Do you follow the three S's "

No, they precede the meet, don't they... well a shower during is fun too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if no one to help me abt 3days my toe nails are huge!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Provided I'm already waxed and manicured about half an hour if I'm putting my hair up for a shower, moisturiser, make-up and getting dressed. Add more time if I'm thinking about anal for the douching. Add more time if I'm washing and blow drying my hair since it's long and thick. If you count waxing and nails as part of the prep then about three days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about two hours usually,cant rush these things,my worst part is deciding what to wear.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave mi bits, shower, shave mi face get dressed splash some aftershave on, about half n hour

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Depends normally about 30 mins

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I've (Sugar) not had a meet since before Christmas, so gone all out today, had my hair done, new lingerie, just off for a soak in the bath and get ready, so about 4 hours of preparation - hope it's worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aaaaaaand... meet cancelled.

I swear I jinxed it by posting this thread! Lol

Well, at least my hair looks nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, at least my hair looks nice. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, at least my hair looks nice.

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Seriously. It looks fucking awesome.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

90 minutes or so. I take this feminine thing too far

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"90 minutes or so. I take this feminine thing too far "

Considering you're quicker than half of us ladies, you could consider offering us coaching on going from drab to fab in 90 mins or less?! X

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By *1968Man
over a year ago

Wokingham


"Aaaaaaand... meet cancelled.

I swear I jinxed it by posting this thread! Lol

Well, at least my hair looks nice. "

9 months of chatting and he calls it off last minute.. That's really shit .. I'm sure you look beautiful though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaaaand... meet cancelled.

I swear I jinxed it by posting this thread! Lol

Well, at least my hair looks nice.

9 months of chatting and he calls it off last minute.. That's really shit .. I'm sure you look beautiful though "

He's not well and off work sick today. Meet was tomorrow night. I called it off, not him, as I don't want to catch whatever he's got. I'm too busy this week to be ill.

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By *1968Man
over a year ago

Wokingham

It's still shit after all the effort you've made - these things happen though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minumum hour and half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Provided I'm already waxed and manicured about half an hour if I'm putting my hair up for a shower, moisturiser, make-up and getting dressed. Add more time if I'm thinking about anal for the douching. Add more time if I'm washing and blow drying my hair since it's long and thick. If you count waxing and nails as part of the prep then about three days. "

Blimey and there was me thinking I took a long time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About two hours, bath and shave half an hour.

make up nails.

Straighten hair.

get dressed and perfume.

Her

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Once spent a full two minutes rummaging in the bottom of the laundry basket looking for my lucky pulling pants. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if getting my legs waxed a few days before counts then three or four days.

If not then about an hour is the fastest I can do. Three hours is about average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, if it includes showering and shaving, best add another hour to do my bits and pits!

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"Depending on what needs doing (i.e whether it's a hair washing/exfoliating day etc) it takes anything from 40 mins to two hours!

The look of pleasure on the guy's face when we first see each other makes it totally worth it! x"

This, Also if I know I've got time I will generally take my time to enjoy it.

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