FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a meet

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a lucky woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best 4 mins of your life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage, flange. You have great diction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gash needs a bash eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best 4 mins of your life..

Twice?? The lucky lady

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

I'm sure your boss will understand. He might even fancy being involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems the days of a diet cock break are over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best 4 mins of your life..

Twice?? The lucky lady

Twice! That's four times

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Couldn't you manage a quick fumble in his car before work?

Women today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"

I love the block button

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm sure your boss will understand. He might even fancy being involved

It's a she and I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Dare you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sausage, flange. You have great diction. "

I know I'm awesome

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Dare you

Nah I quite like my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best 4 mins of your life..

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4mins??? Your a spoilt girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Is that what's known as 'pulling a dickie?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if i ask you on Friday evening?

Earlyish, so you have plenty of time to get yerself ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Dare you

Nah I quite like my job

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ooh work n sex no no no not a good idea!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Ha ha made me chuckle

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure your boss will understand. He might even fancy being involved

It's a she and I doubt it

Give the guy HER number and have an easier day at work tomorrow?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What about if i ask you on Friday evening?

Earlyish, so you have plenty of time to get yerself ready?

I don't meet without seeing a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if i ask you on Friday evening?

Earlyish, so you have plenty of time to get yerself ready?

I don't meet without seeing a face pic

That do yer?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What about if i ask you on Friday evening?

Earlyish, so you have plenty of time to get yerself ready?

I don't meet without seeing a face pic

That do yer?"

Right grumpy bollocks you are

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Pfffft! (That was me spitting out my Diet Coke by the way) Miss C. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin

You've had other pics on your profile in the past

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

If I'm online when I'm on nights I frequently get asked if I can sneak out for a quicky.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

Pfffft! (That was me spitting out my Diet Coke by the way) Miss C. Xx"

Don't waste the vodka

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like toad in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin

Are you sure it's not Colin they're after?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin

Are you sure it's not Colin they're after?"

Colin has been through enough he has seen some toilet action

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

your going to prioritise work over a flange spreading sausage? Yo're hired! seriously if you ever need a job, you're obviously not the type to phone in with the slightest ailment....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"your going to prioritise work over a flange spreading sausage? Yo're hired! seriously if you ever need a job, you're obviously not the type to phone in with the slightest ailment...."

I phone in sick when I'm sick if I want a duvet day I take flex

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it...

instead I'm at work like a good girl

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it...

instead I'm at work like a good girl

That first sentence made me feel slighty ill. I'm not a ketchup fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may have been talking to Colin. You may have just lost Colin the best fuck of his life.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"He may have been talking to Colin. You may have just lost Colin the best fuck of his life."

I know poor Colin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also I'm beautiful how do they know I'm beautiful ive only got a pic of me tits and Colin

Are you sure it's not Colin they're after?"

That's what I was thinking. He's got that certain something going on.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it...

instead I'm at work like a good girl

That first sentence made me feel slighty ill. I'm not a ketchup fan

Nor am I espically flange ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no sausage in flange today but saying that it might come out with a bit of tomato ketchup on it...

instead I'm at work like a good girl

That first sentence made me feel slighty ill. I'm not a ketchup fan

Ughhh haha

Nor am I espically flange ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow morning...yeah I'll just phone my boss and say sorry I can't come into work in the morning some bloke wants to stick his sausage into my flange..

such a lovely flange though

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"

I love the block button

Imagine! Someone telling you they wanted to fuck you! And on a Swinging site too!!!

*Totters off for a quick lie down in a darkened room*

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"At least the message I got earlier was considerate as they asked if I was free at the weekend however it was followed by "I want to fuck you"

I love the block button

Imagine! Someone telling you they wanted to fuck you! And on a Swinging site too!!!

*Totters off for a quick lie down in a darkened room*

Switches light on and say you alright in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell yet boss you might be five minutes late

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