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What constitutes an emergency?

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cos I've got an emergency chocolate bar in my handbag and I was wondering if I could eat it now

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If it's screaming "EAT MEEE" then it's clearly an emergency! Matter of life and death. Eat it! Don't let it suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would consider the unfulfilled destiny of a chocolate bar an emergency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearing the end of your drink with a bar full of people in the way .

Him

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well I'm in a hospital waiting room waiting for my friend and it's been nearly two hours -TWO HOURS!!! since lunch

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Well I'm in a hospital waiting room waiting for my friend and it's been nearly two hours -TWO HOURS!!! since lunch "

Deffo classes as an emergency .get the choc eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I'm in a hospital waiting room waiting for my friend and it's been nearly two hours -TWO HOURS!!! since lunch "

OMFG Are you ok ? How are you coping with the stress ? Does your friend realise the sacrifice your making ?

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blind old bastard thought it was OK to turn right in the left hand lane of the roundabout nearly taking me out. I didn't chase him down, drag him out of his car and beat his old wrinkly saggy ass with a baseball bat...

If I had the chocolate bar I would eat it as a reward as I was awesome for not going down for murder, same as you should eat it for being an awesome friend

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