FabSwingers.com forum: perfect cunt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. According to my ex-wife....

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Pierres Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have a nice one I think , lol its not to big .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

Heard they make them pretty tight up Sheffield way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vagina I like that so much better then cunt ........... hate that word . I don't have a really big one so I can feel everything .. and looks sweet with my neat landing strip . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

I haven't even thought about it.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

Sorry I really shouldn't have laughed out load

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

would say Katie Hopkins but that would be rude..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mostly lovely - i do have certain body dislikes but dont we all about most things - mine is all neat and tucked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would say Katie Hopkins but that would be rude.."
yes ... your spot on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would say Katie Hopkins but that would be rude..yes ... your spot on .

she is one but not perfect lol -

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Too me the perfect one would be tight as the 47 yold woman i met once. Even after two kids she was tight as a teen. I made her climax for the first time in 4 years and she made me climax like never before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. According to my ex-wife....

Sorry I really shouldn't have laughed out load

As its you, I'll let you off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm - hate the word - but presumably very similar in attributes to 'the perfect cock'

I.e Very clean, shaved or well-trimmed, fairly 'tidy looking' ( Though little that can be done to alter that i'd imagine!) And when the gentleman is inside it should be hot, wet and tight, should it not??

Perhaps a small welcome banner over the entrance would be desirable too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect ass attributes just check out the butt is back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big lips,a tattoo or piercing,nothing too war torn looking but don't mind a echo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

looks cute to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

Can't take rejection very well can he, looks great to me just 1 thing will make it better my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

availability

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

I personally like them if they are just a nice long neat slit all tucked in but then sometimes I also like to see the meaty labia exposed.

If they have hair on them I like them regardless of any other factor though. Hair makes a perfect vagina!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

nowt wrong in your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

Bloody hell lovey - i've just been forced to look at said vagina in order to look for signs of 'angin'-ness! Have to say it looks very nice as vaginas go - but it does seem to have strange foreign objects sticking in/out of it periodically! Please explain??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower. "

Yeah - mine too! - A venus fly-trap!!

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By *airy_HettyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

"would say Katie Hopkins but that would be rude.."

or Jeremy Clarkson!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

I like strange foreign objects sticking in it xD when a cock is not available I must grab the nearest thing available xD at least it's not a cucumber!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower.

Yeah - mine too! - A venus fly-trap!!

A PENIS FLY TRAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

I like strange foreign objects sticking in it xD when a cock is not available I must grab the nearest thing available xD at least it's not a cucumber! "

Very true - though at least that's one of your five a day! You could rinse it off and have a nibble later on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower.

Yeah - mine too! - A venus fly-trap!!

A PENIS FLY TRAP!!! "

Indeed - touche!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"There's mixed views on mine xD

Some people say it's cute. My first boyfriend, when I broke up with him, said "you have the most 'angin pussy I've ever seen"..

I like strange foreign objects sticking in it xD when a cock is not available I must grab the nearest thing available xD at least it's not a cucumber!

Very true - though at least that's one of your five a day! You could rinse it off and have a nibble later on!

Lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"
Jeremy Clarkson

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I don't even like cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that doesn't say no or give you a disease

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"would say Katie Hopkins but that would be rude.."

and an insult to vaginas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even like cucumber

How avout a courgette then? Naturally ribbed for added pleasure!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I don't even like cucumber

How avout a courgette then? Naturally ribbed for added pleasure!!

If we're gonna go that far it may as well be a pumpkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone told me that my vagina look like a flower. "

it's hard to tell, on your pics there is either a cock or a tongue in the way!

mind you, my all time favourite sight is a a vagina swelling with blood, labia getting bigger and poking out more as a woman gets turned on. it does unfurl like a flower, very horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even like cucumber

How avout a courgette then? Naturally ribbed for added pleasure!!

If we're gonna go that far it may as well be a pumpkin

butternut squash? about the right shape.."..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even like cucumber

How avout a courgette then? Naturally ribbed for added pleasure!!

If we're gonna go that far it may as well be a pumpkin

Bloody hell i'll have to try your supermarket! The courgettes in mine are generally smaller than cucumbers - def not the size of pumpkins!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I don't even like cucumber

How avout a courgette then? Naturally ribbed for added pleasure!!

If we're gonna go that far it may as well be a pumpkin

Bloody hell i'll have to try your supermarket! The courgettes in mine are generally smaller than cucumbers - def not the size of pumpkins!

Last one I saw was fat and bent in a funny way..! I'll stick with a banana xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

Ditto mate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet, warm, tight and squirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

Because some people say stuff they don't actually mean. What do you mean. The inside bit (vagina) or the outside bit (vulva). Or the whole shabang (i don't know correct term).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?

Because some people say stuff they don't actually mean. What do you mean. The inside bit (vagina) or the outside bit (vulva). Or the whole shabang (i don't know correct term). "

Yup! The whole thing x

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I don't know about the perfect vagina but it appears the OP has the perfect ass!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

and we should have locked the thread there......

you win t'internet!!!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Camoron, Clegg, Milliband, Nick Griffin, Paul Golding to name a few perfect cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the video with pamela anderson and tommy lee on the boat once,well maybe twice! Lol

Pamelas did strike me as particularly lovely in the video.

Worth a look.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. According to my ex-wife...."

Loooolll!!!!!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Sweet tasting

Suckable labia

Protruding clitoris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have a nice one I think , lol its not to big .

U sure do and a lovely face and body!!!! x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?"

Not sure about the perfect vagina, but fook me OP, you damn near got the perfect ass looking at your avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've me a few perfect cunts....unfortunately, and got the scars. However, the perfect vagina, well, I've yet to come across one that wasn't, they are all so sexy, do like labia, a clit I can find and hot, wet and preferably tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine quite unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt isn't a word I'd use for my areas, it's what I'd call someone I very much disliked! That aside, this question is a bit open-ended, like asking what's the perfect pair of boobs, everyone has a different type, personally I think mines nice, neat and tidy tucked in lips and the fact I only show it in person rather than anyone who opens my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm - hate the word - but presumably very similar in attributes to 'the perfect cock'

Perhaps a small welcome banner over the entrance would be desirable too??

made me smile - and a wipe your feet before you enter mat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know. I can't see my vagina without using a speculum. I'd imagine that pink and fleshy with no unusual growths or discharge it pretty ideal though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know. I can't see my vagina without using a speculum. I'd imagine that pink and fleshy with no unusual growths or discharge it pretty ideal though."

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

cunts not a nice word for it vagina or pussy much better. prefer nice neat lips too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one wrapped around your cock

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Ego.......oh wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok so people or still offended by the word cunt...fuck me call the cunt police lol x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"The one wrapped around your cock "

Best answer so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok so people or still offended by the word cunt...fuck me call the cunt police lol x"
god I hate lots of words Fuck word I hate slag I hate whore I hate and the C word , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok class we seem to be going off track here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that is responsive, tastes amazing and looks inviting.

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Simple question, what characteristics make for the perfect vagina?

Heard they make them pretty tight up Sheffield way.

its a northern things is tight cnts

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