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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Let's keep it lighthearted so my suggestion is a report for drama queen option.

A local female profile over a year old, no meet veris just one cam always posting about meets and being horny then following with something along the lines of "lol the guys here need to put their dummies back in"

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Along the lines of?

Do I sense an actual occurrence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dump button for veiled kiss and tells

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By *rank Einstein OP   Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Along the lines of?

Do I sense an actual occurrence?"

Along the lines of what feature/s would you add to the site if you were in charge but in jest like mandatory red nose day pictures or a search by beverage option. Coffee drinkers only within 20 miles lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

An auto adjustment feature for blurry pics so you can stop playing "can you tell what it is yet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A virtual sex button a bit like the wink one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spell check

And the ability to not see anything posted by people you have blocked.

Avatars should not be sexual.. Save them for your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A virtual sex button a bit like the wink one "

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

the sistem will not allow a post to be sended if it includes bad speeling, bad english or txt tlk

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

An automatic week long ban button for starting a 'person above' thread

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fellow mufc near by

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Fellow mufc near by "

You're in London - there are thousands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spell check

Avatars should not be sexual.. Save them for your profile."

THIS! This is the only forum I use that you can't choose the avatar in that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some type of cleverness search...that could find the profiles with wit and charm

A filter to hide all close up pictures of cock or vag

An 'I've already viewed this profile checkbox'

A word/character minimum for initial messages

A bad grammar/spelling/text speak filter

A time enforced minimum to view a profile before you can contact

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

There should be sound. A loud siren and warning across screen when you go to your inbox informing you of dripping cock avators.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Either an option to hide all close-up cock avatars (or close-up fanny avs) - seriously, sometimes I open my mailbox and I'm confronted by a row of cocks belonging to total strangers. I want to gouge my own eyes out sometimes - or a button on each profile to hide that person's avatar from me, in messages and on the fora.

I can choose not to look at a profile but in my mailbox and on the fora, avs are rather shoved in my face. There are some I would much rather not see.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Everyone here gets a certain amount of data to use, once you've used your allocation up you cant post shit stories anymore.

One day, like fossil fuel, all the internet will be used up and we'll be gutted then.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Everyone here gets a certain amount of data to use, once you've used your allocation up you cant post shit stories anymore.

One day, like fossil fuel, all the internet will be used up and we'll be gutted then."

It's true!!

Internet paper comes from Internet trees, highly susceptible to global warming.

And the ink comes from Internet squids - an endangered species!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of winks, can we have kiss pass or fuck of a persons profile, it would save lots of internet paper

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You can doodle your own thing to replace someone else's avs or pics, if you can't automatically press a button to cleanse fan of all those you've blocked, heard enough from or find unpalatable at that time or forever more.

Forum threads are coded by type. You choose your interests for the day, week etc. Fan suggests post topics to be written about, rewarding users with glitter or something shiny, if it satisfies others.

The actual price you pay at lovehoney or fab for membership could automatically adjust, up or down, depending on your net value as a user. Gobby people like me could find hikes due to bandwidth wastage or poor style sense for a Wednesday.

Bonus prizes for consecutive days logins or percentage of messages replied to.

Penalties are applied for misdemeanors. Guys have to use gloryholes - it could be the person of their dreams or tag and feathers

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

For fan in my above post, read Fab. Bad spelling today.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A button to press that will cause the receivers laptop/phone to punch them.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A button to press that will cause the receivers laptop/phone to punch them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a way of selecting different age ranges for male or female in the search option and filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An auto adjustment feature for blurry pics so you can stop playing "can you tell what it is yet?"

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Lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"the sistem will not allow a post to be sended if it includes bad speeling, bad english or txt tlk

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This needs to happen!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A Jukebox.

So much fun to be had picking tunes for forum threads.

Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You ain't seen nothin yet" for the 'look at my huge cock!' threads.

Carly Simons "Your so vain" for the 'please fab my pics' ones.

And Frank Sinatra's "That's Life" for all the 'why can't I get any meets/nobody replies to my messages/why are single guys charges more to get in clubs' threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "Look I said No!" Button so that those who insist on meesaging back "but why?" Get:

A 12 hour message ban.

A jolly roger flag on their account next to the name as a warning to others.

All pics are blacked out during the ban to help them control the raging boner that needs sucking now / gushing "wide on" that needs a seeing to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A direct line to the bareback and spelling Police. With all calls taken in the strictest confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid text talk and body type search would be good. X

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pastel or Paisley profile backgrounds for the bi/curious guys.

A revolving door for the create/delete/repeat profiles.

A bear pit instead of the naughty step for forum misbehavers!!

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