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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I kid you not, I've just seen on Facebook somebody called their daughter AnaLeigh.... How cruel!! Lol

Also, someone my friend knows called their son Colon.... Aren't these people educated? :S

Anyone else know anyone with iinappropriate names?

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I know of an Anil Bangar.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

And a Hugh Janus

I did go to school with an Ophelia Dick though - and she had a brother - Everard.

Honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know of an Anil Bangar. "

No way!!!! Lmao that's ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

My mum knew one apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

And a Hugh Janus

I did go to school with an Ophelia Dick though - and she had a brother - Everard.

Honest!

Really

so funny

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

And a Hugh Janus

I did go to school with an Ophelia Dick though - and she had a brother - Everard.

Honest!

Really

so funny

It was a hoot at school.

Me and Phil McAvity, John Thomas, Chris Packet, Paul Theotherone and Mike Hunt used to love playing kiss chase will Rhoda Hugeknob, Ivana Shag, Mona Lott and Sue Povtheday.

Those were the days!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A customer of mine who has moved business now, his name was Cliff Head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a Joe King

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

My ex colleague called here son Richard Thick ie Thick Dick

And Another friend called her son Thomas Titchener ie Tom Tit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

And a Hugh Janus

I did go to school with an Ophelia Dick though - and she had a brother - Everard.

Honest!

Really

so funny

It was a hoot at school.

Me and Phil McAvity, John Thomas, Chris Packet, Paul Theotherone and Mike Hunt used to love playing kiss chase will Rhoda Hugeknob, Ivana Shag, Mona Lott and Sue Povtheday.

Those were the days!

Oh no now you've named your whole class is that allowed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at school with a girl called Helen Bach and no one noticed til years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a nurse at the hospital near me said a baby was recently called disco pants, not sure how true, she seemed genuine though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well a nurse at the hospital near me said a baby was recently called disco pants, not sure how true, she seemed genuine though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well a nurse at the hospital near me said a baby was recently called disco pants, not sure how true, she seemed genuine though

She also said another strange name was le-a now you might think this is a strange way of spelling Leah, but you would be mistaken, the pronunciation is ledasha (the dash isnt silent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isaac Hunt is my favourite

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Isaac Hunt is my favourite

Sara Cox (the DJ) named her son Isaac.

Plain cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joanne Cofton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in school with a girl whose younger sister was called Verity Davies.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

John Thomas and Paul Newman along with Glenn Gay

not one word of a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isaac Hunt is my favourite

Sara Cox (the DJ) named her son Isaac.

Plain cruel!

Is she calling her daughter Beata?

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

I was at school with a Richard Richard,yep he got called double dick

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Cue everyone knowing a Richard Head

And a Hugh Janus

I did go to school with an Ophelia Dick though - and she had a brother - Everard.

Honest!

Really

so funny

It was a hoot at school.

Me and Phil McAvity, John Thomas, Chris Packet, Paul Theotherone and Mike Hunt used to love playing kiss chase will Rhoda Hugeknob, Ivana Shag, Mona Lott and Sue Povtheday.

Those were the days!

Oh my god.. For reasons unknown Sue povtheday has me laughing so hard I have tears running down my cheeks.. I need help! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isaac Hunt is my favourite

Sara Cox (the DJ) named her son Isaac.

Plain cruel!

Ah but cox is her maiden name and she only uses it on the radio now

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By *hatterfabWoman
over a year ago

Wakefield

Knew a Richard Turpin long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do know a Michael Hunt, never to be referred to as Mike or he gets pissed off.

No really comedy ones, I do know someone who said they were going to call their baby Lizzie Beth until someone pointed out that would be Elizabeth Elizabeth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of a AnnieOakes

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Well a nurse at the hospital near me said a baby was recently called disco pants, not sure how true, she seemed genuine though

She also said another strange name was le-a now you might think this is a strange way of spelling Leah, but you would be mistaken, the pronunciation is ledasha (the dash isnt silent)"

A friend of mine is a sports coach for kids and has a kid with a similar name in her class. Ridiculous.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I know of an Anil Bangar.

No way!!!! Lmao that's ridiculous

Unfortunately it's true. Born in the UK, you would hope his parents would have considered the language differences.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

The ex Chief Constable of South Wales, or Dyfed-Powys or Gwent (i can't remember which one) was Tim Brain, his son is called Richard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mate called Roger Me

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I also know a Cliff Edge (seriously) and I used to do business with a guy named Chris Paddock (Crispy Duck for short)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me and the ex unthinkingly gave our son the initials BJ

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I have an aunty called Theresa Green....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in a pharmacy and had to call out the prescription names...cue ....miz flossie balls !!!!! And leonardo da vinci

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

I had a run in with a Garda ( Irish cop ) years ago who's name was anus mc nulty !!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

knew a dentist called mr I Scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian optician called Asif Eyecare.....

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I have an aunty called Theresa Green...."

My mum went to school with a girl called Theresa Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad knows a Dr De'ath

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I knew someone who loved the name Siobhan but couldn't spell it. So she called her daughter Chevon.

And another girl who's parents couldn't spell who named her Micheala (Mich-eela) instead of Michaela (Mik-ayla).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine is called James duck...enough for the odd jibe sure, bit his dad lives in the states now, he's a psychologist...did a paper, on relationships of some kind I think if memory serves..with a guy named pond, so its credited to duck and pond.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I know a Dr Cuddla socially

Asian

He's a doctor of infectious diseases

But no one ever wants to cuddle him lol

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

A guy I knew around 10 years ago has the surname Hyde.

They named their twin daughters....Tanya and Jacqueline

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I knew someone who loved the name Siobhan but couldn't spell it. So she called her daughter Chevon.

And another girl who's parents couldn't spell who named her Micheala (Mich-eela) instead of Michaela (Mik-ayla)."

A girl who lived in our road was called 'Cyan' (I thought after the colour) but after a few years I realised when I saw it on Facebook that her name is spelled Sian but her parents didn't know how to pronounce it

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I knew someone who loved the name Siobhan but couldn't spell it. So she called her daughter Chevon.

And another girl who's parents couldn't spell who named her Micheala (Mich-eela) instead of Michaela (Mik-ayla).

Haha! That's how I pronounce it, so would call a child that! Or siobhan.. Si-oh-ban!

I had a teacher called Tom Watt. The email convention was to have initial-dot-surname.. Luckily they decided to use his middle initial too!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew someone who loved the name Siobhan but couldn't spell it. So she called her daughter Chevon.

And another girl who's parents couldn't spell who named her Micheala (Mich-eela) instead of Michaela (Mik-ayla).

Haha! That's how I pronounce it, so would call a child that! Or siobhan.. Si-oh-ban!

I had a teacher called Tom Watt. The email convention was to have initial-dot-surname.. Luckily they decided to use his middle initial too!

I'm hoping your first name isn't 'Di' Miss Rhia !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew a Joe King"

Blimey....I knew a joe king too!

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I knew a young lady called Rosie balls. mr s herbert. Holli day. Thomas Oliver day. But best of all is Lucy Farr

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I knew someone who loved the name Siobhan but couldn't spell it. So she called her daughter Chevon.

And another girl who's parents couldn't spell who named her Micheala (Mich-eela) instead of Michaela (Mik-ayla).

Haha! That's how I pronounce it, so would call a child that! Or siobhan.. Si-oh-ban!

I had a teacher called Tom Watt. The email convention was to have initial-dot-surname.. Luckily they decided to use his middle initial too!

I'm hoping your first name isn't 'Di' Miss Rhia !

Or Gona.. That's probably worse on a site like this

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