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T-I-N-A Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I met her in a thread on the swingers chat

she was Five Foot Eight and her tits could knock out ebola

ee-bo-el-ah ebola

She sauntered across in her Villa top

I looked at her profile, it clearly said she was Tina

Tee-eye-tee-zed Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Well I'm not the forums most popular guy

But when I wrote a thread she said Gadzooks oh my!

But that's Tina Ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Well I new then that I would be condemned

But with my Forum Insurance I can now post again

Thanks to Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

*

Well we ate fruit salads and talked all night

I knew her blackjacks would put me right

She wrote a quote,she told a joke,

I know her tits would keep Titanic afloat

Well I'm not the world's most observant guy

But when I looked in her pants I sure got surprised by our Tina

Tee-eye-tee-zed Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

**

I sent her a wink

She winked back at me

Have I caught the Ghey?

I thought no way

She said the straight guys will play that way

*

Well now I know and I know it for sure

The forums won't ever be a bore with Mz Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Girls will be glam and hide from the drab

It's a better old place although slightly mad with Mz Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

**

Well I joined fab just a week before

And I'd never ever seen a hostess tranny before

But Tina smiled and took me by the head

There's always room for more than two in a bed!

Well I'm not the site's most humourous man

But I'll share a joke and maybe a smoke with Mz Tina Ta-ta-ta-ta Tina........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha...genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you! Bumped it so Tina can see it in all its glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met her in a thread on the swingers chat

she was Five Foot Eight and her tits could knock out ebola

ee-bo-el-ah ebola

She sauntered across in her Villa top

I looked at her profile, it clearly said she was Tina

Tee-eye-tee-zed Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Well I'm not the forums most popular guy

But when I wrote a thread she said Gadzooks oh my!

But that's Tina Ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Well I new then that I would be condemned

But with my Forum Insurance I can now post again

Thanks to Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

*

Well we ate fruit salads and talked all night

I knew her blackjacks would put me right

She wrote a quote,she told a joke,

I know her tits would keep Titanic afloat

Well I'm not the world's most observant guy

But when I looked in her pants I sure got surprised by our Tina

Tee-eye-tee-zed Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

**

I sent her a wink

She winked back at me

Have I caught the Ghey?

I thought no way

She said the straight guys will play that way

*

Well now I know and I know it for sure

The forums won't ever be a bore with Mz Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

Girls will be glam and hide from the drab

It's a better old place although slightly mad with Mz Tina ta-ta-ta-ta Tina

**

Well I joined fab just a week before

And I'd never ever seen a hostess tranny before

But Tina smiled and took me by the head

There's always room for more than two in a bed!

Well I'm not the site's most humourous man

But I'll share a joke and maybe a smoke with Mz Tina Ta-ta-ta-ta Tina........"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I heartily approve and that is genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha...fantastic!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, Mr Marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha. Love it. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to sing it in my head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill marmite x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is my favourite one to date

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You're a bit kinky, mr Marmite!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're a bit kinky, mr Marmite! "
ah you noticed a recurring theme. They do write a good song though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

fantastic ...well done x

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