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You know you're losing it when...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... you don't realise today is Thursday and you forgot to put the bins out... yesterday.

I thought I'd forgot to put them out today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Man I like your thinking

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Its your age hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No hope for me huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....you get to your car drive down the street. See your neighbour stood at the bus stop. Pull up & tell them to get in only to realise 100yds down the road that it's not your neighbour as you stopped at you mates last night!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're losing it when....you can't find it, and can't remember what you were looking for in the first place, and lose concentration....what about the football last night..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you suggesting there's a posiblility i havent lost it yet?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I notice Rugby hasn't posted in here.

She suffered from Thursday disrememberence last week.

Is there a link to Fab and Thursday forgetfulness? hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I notice Rugby hasn't posted in here.

She suffered from Thursday disrememberence last week.

Is there a link to Fab and Thursday forgetfulness? hmmmmm "

Maybe Rugby thinks Fridays Are Better???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... you don't realise today is Thursday and you forgot to put the bins out... yesterday.

I thought I'd forgot to put them out today!! "

At least you're only a day out! I thought it was the weekend...

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Just found a note from Ruggers saying she cant take it anymore...i hope she is talking about willies

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know your loosing it when you ring orange of Jays phone cause your having problems with yours. Spend 15 minutes with the woman cause she cant find your details then realize your with tmobile

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"You know your loosing it when you ring orange of Jays phone cause your having problems with yours. Spend 15 minutes with the woman cause she cant find your details then realize your with tmobile"

LMFAO you tit

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Just found a note from Ruggers saying she cant take it anymore...i hope she is talking about willies"

I knew we would break her in the end muhahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

But she does'nt work alone,when one rests the other plays

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"But she does'nt work alone,when one rests the other plays"

And sometimes two at the same time so double whammy !!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"But she does'nt work alone,when one rests the other plays

And sometimes two at the same time so double whammy !!

"

Run for the hills....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Scaredy cat

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Mmmmmm HPC & Ruggers tag team....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know ya lost it when ya become a member of the pissy posse xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You know that youre losing it when your flight home is in the evening and you leisurely check out of your hotel at lunchtime...

Have a wander around town, treat yourself to a nice lunch, coffee and a couple of hours reading at the airport.

About an hour before you are due to take off you start to wonder why your flight isnt being announced....

To find that the flight was a day earlier...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMAO at Jezebel and Diamonds

You know when you're losing it when you fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up thinking its the next morning,rush around panicking thinking you need to get the kids up,wonder why they've already got their uniforms on and then realise its the same day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... You have to phone the office to ping your cars tracker 'cos you can't remember where you parked it.

They tell you it's round the corner in the garage & you've borrowed a courtesey car that you can't recall what it is cos you've been inside it looking out & have now lost it!

Oh bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know your loosing it when you ring orange of Jays phone cause your having problems with yours. Spend 15 minutes with the woman cause she cant find your details then realize your with tmobile"

That's priceless, you 'nana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you walk around the corner of your street only to find that your car has been nicked. panic, swear followed by....................

oh damn...............

I took the car to work today (normally walk) cos it was hissing-it down with rain!

better walk back and fetch car!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fly pelican fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you twice as long to do something the first time, that you could do twice in the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it takes you twice as long to do something the first time, that you could do twice in the same time."
There was this song... "the oldest swinger in town" and it quoted something like... "when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night."

Hey, I cant loose it.. cos I never had it to begin with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise your get up & go got up & went with another fine piece of ass!

1/2 your age & twice as cheeky! ( ),( )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you look at the comb in your hand & realise it's hairier than your head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you take your suduko magazine into the toilet with you & not the latest issue of Razzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when you trim rhe old man & you start to make funny faces with him in the mirror or is that just me?

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