FabSwingers.com forum: Brighton Steve

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They fab him here, they fab him there,

He'll suck your cock, or buy you beer.

He'so chilled and friendly cos he has nothing to prove

'Cause he's the very straigtest bisexual in Brighton.

His name is Steve to you and me

He's quite at ease sexually

He will play with ladies and the couples now and then

'Cause he's the very straigtest bisexual in Brighton.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

He knows that couples love his flexibility,

And when he pulls a filly, he hopes they might have friends

That are vaguely bisexual in Brighton.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is).

There's one thing that he loves and that is buggery.

One week he's in ladies tits the next week he is in clunge.

'Cause he's the very straigtest bisexual in Brighton.

They fab him here, they wink him there,

In Brighton town and everywhere,

Blokes just can't resist him and all want their wicked way

Each one just not as straight as our young man in Brighton.

But Steve's the straightest ever bisexual in Brighton.

He's the straightest ever bisexual in Brighton!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What tune we singing this to or is it too

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

presumably "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" by the Kinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's he done now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"presumably "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" by the Kinks?"

yep!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A very witty pastiche

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A very witty pastiche

You don't need a pastiche for your true Fab love:

Ben, the two of us need look no more

We've both found what we've been looking for...

etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very witty pastiche

You don't need a pastiche for your true Fab love:

Ben, the two of us need look no more

We've both found what we've been looking for...

etc.

Wait until you see who I am waxing lyrical about next.

Problem I have had was getting something to fit into Ligeia

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

goes better with the theme tune for the Wombles, and also more apt

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

he's ok

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows he's a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm trying to big him up here!

Marmite Consulting Ltd.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Everyone knows he's a shit shag"

I actually re read the serenade you did for me last year a few days ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn the evidence in future

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Everyone knows he's a shit shag"

Only cos I'm confident enough to show the veris!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"goes better with the theme tune for the Wombles, and also more apt

I'm more Captain Scarlet than Orinoco

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over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A very witty pastiche

You don't need a pastiche for your true Fab love:

Ben, the two of us need look no more

We've both found what we've been looking for...

etc.

Benny the Ball is a good sidekick.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LOL very clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LOL very clever"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone knows he's a shit shag

Only cos I'm confident enough to show the veris!"

Class always shines through

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