FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going to explode

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My stomach is so bloated (don't know why) I think I'm going to pop.

I'm lying in bed visualising bits of body hanging of the chandelier when they find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheat intolerance?

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Might not be the best time to cam..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try peppermint tea.Works a treat

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wheat intolerance?"
I've only had a tin of chicken soup today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try peppermint tea.Works a treat"

Or a massive fart

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

I felt like that yesterday i was in so much bloody pain with it still not feeling 100% today

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Wheat intolerance?I've only had a tin of chicken soup today

Maybe it was the loaf you had with it?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wheat intolerance?I've only had a tin of chicken soup today

Maybe it was the loaf you had with it?

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don't eat bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheat intolerance?I've only had a tin of chicken soup today

Try drinking some fizzy drinks until you hit your safety valve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure it'll all sort itself out, but if it doesn't in a day or so get it looked at, seriously!

I know someone who had similar symptoms a couple of years ago and had to have a bit of an op...

Like I say, I'm sure all is fine and you'll be ok in the morning and totally unrelated but don't take any chances if it persists!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Pregnant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not eaten enough? And your body is trying to digest the food it normally gets but hasn't been given? So stomach acid builds up with nothing to do.. except inflate you like a spherical thing.

Possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An enema works wonders in such circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could well be. I found walking and massage really helped when I had bad trapped wind after an op. Must have walked a rut in the ward lino!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Could well be. I found walking and massage really helped when I had bad trapped wind after an op. Must have walked a rut in the ward lino!"
I think it is trapped wind I mostly get it in my shoulder, I've just made some peppermint tea as that's what I also have for that and I've walked around a bit, but its so painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have my sympathy. It is a nasty thing to have to cope with xxx

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By *ona29Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

1 tablespoon of apple vinegar in glass water work, it don't test good but it helps after 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone else reminded of that Young ones episode??

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Drink warm water,boiled first then cooled to warm.

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Deflatine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not eaten enough? And your body is trying to digest the food it normally gets but hasn't been given? So stomach acid builds up with nothing to do.. except inflate you like a spherical thing.

Possibly?"

this

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you sure it's not constipation? As you have hardly eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need throwing over a shoulder or knees and having back slapped

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

God I had trapped wind a few weeks ago it was like an orgasm when I finally farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaviscon or rennies, but if it keeps happening you might need omeprazole. Before I had these I sometimes felt like someone was blowing a balloon up in my tum.

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

"Could well be. I found walking and massage really helped when I had bad trapped wind after an op. Must have walked a rut in the ward lino!I think it is trapped wind I mostly get it in my shoulder, I've just made some peppermint tea as that's what I also have for that and I've walked around a bit, but its so painful

Shoulder is where abdo gasses collect, if you have been pumped with air for an op that's where people describe the pain. The things you are already doing such as Peppermint tea, walking, massage are the best things you can do. Hopefully it will all culminate in one huge, knicker splitting fart that will make you feel good and of course wake the neighbours who will phone the papers to report experiencing an earthquake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting with a hot water bottle as we speak an waiting on the buscupan to kick in

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I'm worried for her cats when she lets rip

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I'm worried for her cats when she lets rip

Me too..... it could be catarsetrophic!

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By *hyblueEyesMan
over a year ago

Daventry

Just don't follow through. It would be like that Mr bean sketch with a tin of paint and a firecracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub your stomach in circular motions on the.left below your belly button, out to your hip.

Wakes the bowels up..

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm worried for her cats when she lets rip

Lol...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had peppermint tea and walked and massaged my belly, its still there but just feels like a lead weight the intensity of it has gone so I'm going to make some more peppermint tea.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm worried for her cats when she lets rip

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I had trapped wind a few weeks ago it was like an orgasm when I finally farted

I just snorted eating a yogurt!!!!1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah just one wafer thin mint Madame?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

charcoal tablets help wind

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"charcoal tablets help wind"

My brother told his girlfriend that once , she ended up sucking a piece of coal after having a night on the town and a late night kebab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"charcoal tablets help wind"

Isn't that for dogs? Black winalot or bonio.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"charcoal tablets help wind

Isn't that for dogs? Black winalot or bonio."

cant see diamond with a bonio in her mouth lol

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