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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"They're not Terry's, but they're not yours either."

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Personally the note inside mine says "These are mine. Touch them and I will chop your fucking fingers off."

So I think yours is perfectly acceptable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

This is good so far

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Worded fine to me

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

I have told my daughter - touch my chocolates and I'll chop your fingers off!

She grabbed one and ran off laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lool

wouldnt stop me raiding them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red rag to a bull that is to me....

It'd be an empty box with a note saying lol when you got back to it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. That made me laugh. Thinking of doing the same.

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

I'd add a note saying "and down mine too" and see if they're still there in a week...

nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

No that's just perfect !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it sums it up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

Im so doing this 1, my fecking brother is always stealing my treats! I'll know hes found the note when he starts wretching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

I'd want to eat them more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of these chocolates has been carefully laced with a powerful laxative.

Choose wisely."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat them and it will be the last thing you put in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

""One of these chocolates has been carefully laced with a powerful laxative.

Choose wisely.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd place another note in the box after eating them saying 'sorry, what did you say?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Red rag to a bull that is to me....

It'd be an empty box with a note saying lol when you got back to it.....

I have to admit,I would laugh if I came back to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red rag to a bull that is to me....

It'd be an empty box with a note saying lol when you got back to it.....

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you'd say what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I wish you'd say what you mean"

I know...I struggle to put my point across sometimes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think its perfectly acceptable

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Why have you still got chocs left???

The note seems perfectly fine to me...not too much at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

I'd want to eat them more! "

Me to lol

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Wok-ish Horsell temporarily

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

Haha that's funny

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I'd eat them, and leave a note saying chocolate is a poor substitute for sex... and I'm happy to step up in the absence of choc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a box of chocolates in my mates fridge with a note saying 'all of these have been down my knickers'. I'm fairly sure it wasn't true... But I still didn't eat them

I'd want to eat them more!

Me to lol"
Id like the chocolate of and leave the nuts and say there left the nuts for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol must try hardee

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

I'd have expected a much more fierce tone to be honest! You may find the coffee and strawberry creme ones left

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well if youve got chocolates you could share if not im pinching one of them weather note is in it or not

but would never eat someones elses chocolate thats in the cupboard or fridge

I have known people eat theres and someone elses chocolate including the kids chocolate without asking and not replacing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

I'd have expected a much more fierce tone to be honest! You may find the coffee and strawberry creme ones left

I like those ones!

The ones I have are a bit posher than Roses though

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

I don't understand, you were given a box of chocolates and you still have some left? Are you ill?

Mrs ddc got a box of Milk Tray. There was one chocolate called 'Surprise Parcel', but then it went on to describe it in detail. I'm thinking of writing to complain and asking for another box since they spoiled the surprise

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what you're saying is that you have opened a box of chocolates and not finished them in one sitting???

... Weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

I had a load of jelly babies too

I'm bouncing on a sugar rush and can't eat all the chocolates

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm still giving away my birthday chocolates, mother has managed to get most of them down her neck, but I've still got half a box of handmade ones and a few Belgium ones left

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"To put a note inside my box of chocolates saying

FUCK OFF! these are mine!

Or should I word it differently?

I'd have expected a much more fierce tone to be honest! You may find the coffee and strawberry creme ones left

I like those ones!

The ones I have are a bit posher than Roses though

Ok creme brûlée and some sort of praline number!

he says eating ice cream out of a tub!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't think you're going far enough with a note...

You're relying on other people to pay attention to it..

Just put the lot of them in a locked box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a load of jelly babies too

I'm bouncing on a sugar rush and can't eat all the chocolates

I have a really bad joke here...

Do I post it or not? ..

hmmm think Benjamin think. ...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I had a load of jelly babies too

I'm bouncing on a sugar rush and can't eat all the chocolates

I have a really bad joke here...

Do I post it or not? ..

hmmm think Benjamin think. ...

You know you wanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"I had a load of jelly babies too

I'm bouncing on a sugar rush and can't eat all the chocolates

I have a really bad joke here...

Do I post it or not? ..

hmmm think Benjamin think. ...

It wouldn't be like you to keep quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a load of jelly babies too

I'm bouncing on a sugar rush and can't eat all the chocolates

I have a really bad joke here...

Do I post it or not? ..

hmmm think Benjamin think. ...

spit it out.....you don't normally think that much before you post!

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