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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

And veg too if you're offering.

I could just about manage chips if it helps.

It transpires that the 'small, simple, little job' was a smigin more complicated than I'd allowed for, so now we have no oven, sink or water.

Oh, and no floor if I'm honest.

Oops

Mr ddc

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"And veg too if you're offering.

I could just about manage chips if it helps.

It transpires that the 'small, simple, little job' was a smigin more complicated than I'd allowed for, so now we have no oven, sink or water.

Oh, and no floor if I'm honest.

Oops

Mr ddc"
but you do have to lovely larder doors

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"but you do have to lovely larder doors

True, but man cannot live by wood alone!

Besides the old sink is blocking them!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Wangs over a tin of rice pudding

Oops

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Wangs over a tin of rice pudding

Oops

Oooh, is it Ambrosia?

I'll keep that for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some chopped wood if you want to build a camp fire !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And veg too if you're offering.

I could just about manage chips if it helps.

It transpires that the 'small, simple, little job' was a smigin more complicated than I'd allowed for, so now we have no oven, sink or water.

Oh, and no floor if I'm honest.

Oops

I have some roast beef left....Yorkshire puddings all gone though. .oh and got lovely gravy

Mr ddc"

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Wangs over a tin of rice pudding

Oops

Oooh, is it Ambrosia?

I'll keep that for myself

Yes it is my dear

Enjoy

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I've got some chopped wood if you want to build a camp fire !

Always good with a bit of wood, me.

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By *ianneDressTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

And two veg ??

Yes please ????

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over a year ago

I have enough left overs for bubble and squeak

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I have some roast beef left....Yorkshire puddings all gone though. .oh and got lovely gravy

That's what.we were meant to have

Outer mongolia may be a bit far though

(Though licking my lips at the thought of gravy)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I have enough left overs for bubble and squeak

I'm the only one who likes that - the rest of the family are Philistines!

(Technically Mrs ddc was always too posh for 'leftovers'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"And veg too if you're offering.

I could just about manage chips if it helps.

It transpires that the 'small, simple, little job' was a smigin more complicated than I'd allowed for, so now we have no oven, sink or water.

Oh, and no floor if I'm honest.

Oops

Mr ddc"

And you were only going to change a tap washer.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

And you were only going to change a tap washer.

Typical men, eh?

Now I need a whole new joist

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ok, so here's the plan.

I can get to the deep-fat fryer, the Cadburys Fruit n Nut, the eggs and just maybe the flour.

So if I adapt my mother's Deep-fried Mars bar recipe, will that count as a well-balanced meal? It has fruit AND nuts don't forget...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Have you got a slow cooker? If not now could be the time.

But for tea tonight I think Mrs DDC would appreciate dinner out. Anywhere

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Have you got a slow cooker? If not now could be the time.

But for tea tonight I think Mrs DDC would appreciate dinner out. Anywhere "

Just trying to guilt-trip the children with "But you realise it's'Mother's' day, not 'Wife' day, don't you?"

But the pooling of the pocket money, even with the bit of string and some fluff isn't looking promising.

It may be time to nuke that 1947 can of meatballs afterall...

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Have you got a slow cooker? If not now could be the time.

But for tea tonight I think Mrs DDC would appreciate dinner out. Anywhere "

This is most sensible....

I was thinking home delivered pizza with swapsie piggy backs per slice

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Have you got a slow cooker? If not now could be the time.

But for tea tonight I think Mrs DDC would appreciate dinner out. Anywhere

This is most sensible....

Sensible? With my reputation?

Panic over. It's amazing what a man can achieve when the only alternative involves opening his wallet

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

So what did Mrs DDC get for dinner??

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