FabSwingers.com forum: Is Putin dead?

By *cankeep OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

So, apparently Vladimir Putin has not been seen since 4th of March. Has cancelled 2 very important international meetings as well as chairing the Rusky security service's main meeting.

And apparently his Prime Minister's (Alexander Medvedev) offical website put up notice for a few minutes as couple of days ago announcing Putin's death and was then removed (although I can't find a mirror / copy of it on the internet)...

... Whaddaya think folks? Is he dead, ill, been a coup or just playing games with his own people?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

There are 3 Putin clones. One may have died (or may not), but two still survive.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Blimey, conspiracy theorists are getting a bit desperate lately. Apparently he's got the flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately, much like the wacko in North Korea, Putin will probably be found to be alive and well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's hiding in one of them dolls!!

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By *cankeep OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Blimey, conspiracy theorists are getting a bit desperate lately. Apparently he's got the flu."

Hehe - I agree, I'm trying to flush 'em out... but don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw this earlier today,bit odd, also bit odd that theres very very little on any news feeds though i dont think theres any conspiracy..just think he's maybe ill and their unltra paranoid PR circus just doesnt know what to say!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Putin - Alex Salmond's favourite world leader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the neck up

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Defected to cornwall.

Possibly.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"i saw this earlier today,bit odd, also bit odd that theres very very little on any news feeds though i dont think theres any conspiracy..just think he's maybe ill and their unltra paranoid PR circus just doesnt know what to say!"

There were regular reports about it all day yesterday on BBC World news. Havent seen it today though so I dont know if they are still reporting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he's hiding in one of them dolls!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just hidden his profile for a while. He's got his name down for some socials in the summer.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

He's auditioning for Top Gear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw him in chameleons last night at st trinians bash dressed as a schoolgirl. (Prob get a knock on the door now ftom kgb)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Botox top up....

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

If he is,I could celebrate with the Putin Vodka I bought in Germany.

Maybe he has diversified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw him in chameleons last night at st trinians bash dressed as a schoolgirl. (Prob get a knock on the door now ftom kgb)"

Forum police got to me first for discussing in forums other members. Gulag it is for me. Komrad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can only hope. Very scary man

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By *cankeep OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"We can only hope. Very scary man "

Beware of what you wish for - apparently there are some even more nationalist types waiting in the wings. Just what you want in a nuclear-armed kleptocracy!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Wanted: board level management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Just in his nuclear bunker ready for WW3.

Or he's been killed because that other Russian fella died recently.

Or he just had some bad borscht

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's Poo Tin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read an article saying that his bit of fluff was giving birth in Sweden.....

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Switzerland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can only hope. Very scary man

Beware of what you wish for - apparently there are some even more nationalist types waiting in the wings. Just what you want in a nuclear-armed kleptocracy!"

Hobsons choice really

Mind U the UK defence industry could do with a boost lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"He's just hidden his profile for a while. He's got his name down for some socials in the summer. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defected to cornwall.

Possibly. "
I hear he always had a Taste for cornish Ice cream..

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