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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I'm on Fab to be a slag

I'm after lots of men for a shag

They can be 18-88

I'm not after A bloody date

A social meet over a coffee

Is purely a waste of fuck time to me

I'm not concerned about their other half

So long as I get their spunk and a laugh

To lick my cunt in their car

They've no need to meet me in a bar

I'm my own boss so I can be free

If they offer to empty their balls inside me

.

.

So just in case you're all confused

I'm just on here for my cunt to be used

........

Lmfao

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Classy . . I mean Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit, did make me laugh abit

Hex

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Uuummmmmm okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 meets in 8 weeks on the site! Is that a record? Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all bareback too.. way to go you. Hope your in the clap clinic as regular as your shagging

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Must admit, did make me laugh abit

Hex"

Good

I am actually a published poet

One of mine will be in the British library in several months

Nothing as crude as this though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you are honest.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"all bareback too.. way to go you. Hope your in the clap clinic as regular as your shagging "

FYI not all BB

And I'm tested regularly

To assume makes an ASS of YOU!!!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Gets popcorn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all bareback too.. way to go you. Hope your in the clap clinic as regular as your shagging

FYI not all BB

And I'm tested regularly

To assume makes an ASS of YOU!!! "

fair play..

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants!

Oh I have to fancy them dear

Even I can't fuck all those that ask lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants! "
same here we could all shag for England here us woman but I cant if I don't fancy would be a real turn off to me . I am picky and will be until I die .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants! "
and not all men will stand to attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some beautiful poetry on fab today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants! same here we could all shag for England here us woman but I cant if I don't fancy would be a real turn off to me . I am picky and will be until I die . "

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants! and not all men will stand to attention! "

There is written that a wise man said

Place a man in a room with 97 virgins and 3 sluts

And he'll choose the sluts because he's guaranteed a proper sexy time Lmfao

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"some beautiful poetry on fab today"

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today"

Takes a bow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao really did make me chuckle

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


" brilliant! ! "

Thank you

My genre of poetry is rather like the shock jock disc jockeys

They're to challenge people's stereotyping of others sexuality

And some simply fall into the trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak "
My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky. "

If you can be then why not be?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm entirely different! Lol

Would rather use my rabbit that fuck anything

If I don't fancy a guy, his cock stays in his pants! and not all men will stand to attention!

There is written that a wise man said

Place a man in a room with 97 virgins and 3 sluts

And he'll choose the sluts because he's guaranteed a proper sexy time Lmfao "
i know i'm the one that told him just in case we ended up in the same room!

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!? "

Oh I can be and I am

Like I've already pasted even I cannot fuck all those who want to. Nor do I want to.

I'm just different and no less of a valid sexy woman than anyone who meets 3 men in a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!? "
I am very ... and as I said I will be until I die ... but she made a point you can if you wish to pick up nothing and I don't wish too ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!?

Oh I can be and I am

Like I've already pasted even I cannot fuck all those who want to. Nor do I want to.

I'm just different and no less of a valid sexy woman than anyone who meets 3 men in a year "
some could meet them 3 most weeks ... I had FB who was in my life most weeks .

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!? I am very ... and as I said I will be until I die ... but she made a point you can if you wish to pick up nothing and I don't wish too ... "

I'm not sure what you mean by pick up nothing

The people who I've met are all intelligent happy healthy sensible individuals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!?

Oh I can be and I am

Like I've already pasted even I cannot fuck all those who want to. Nor do I want to.

I'm just different and no less of a valid sexy woman than anyone who meets 3 men in a year "

Good on you, your choice

I'd love your confidence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao really did make me chuckle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!? I am very ... and as I said I will be until I die ... but she made a point you can if you wish to pick up nothing and I don't wish too ...

I'm not sure what you mean by pick up nothing

The people who I've met are all intelligent happy healthy sensible individuals "
its your life you do as you wish and I will too. I don't have lots of different people .. the ones I meet I see again and again as for me sex get better .

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond


"Gets popcorn..."

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"It shouldn't be about the man though..... It's about ME!

Urgh yak My mum once said when I was young. Girl You can always bend down and pick up nothing in life and that's so true. lol maybe it was her who made me picky.

If you can be then why not be?!? I am very ... and as I said I will be until I die ... but she made a point you can if you wish to pick up nothing and I don't wish too ...

I'm not sure what you mean by pick up nothing

The people who I've met are all intelligent happy healthy sensible individuals its your life you do as you wish and I will too. I don't have lots of different people .. the ones I meet I see again and again as for me sex get better ."

Indeed

We cannot all be the same

And I've also got regular fuck friends also going back over a decade

It's having the choice isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One woman's picky is another woman's ugh no way Jose. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just out of curiosity.. what don't you like in a man.. who would you turn down?

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"just out of curiosity.. what don't you like in a man.. who would you turn down? "

I'd suggest you read my profile

I mean let's be honest here

I could meet 5+ every day but I don't

I've been to swingers clubs and most people there don't really ask many questions

It's simply a case of is it a yes or no

And people should also understand that my style of poems are to challenge sexual stereotypes and not be taken too literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So in a nutshell....quality and quantity?

Too right

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"So in a nutshell....quality and quantity?

Too right "

I get both I can assure you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you OP.

Always amusing to see people whining one minute about how people slag off their own preferences, yet here they are slagging off yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for you OP.

Always amusing to see people whining one minute about how people slag off their own preferences, yet here they are slagging off yours! "

I have a long time ago worked out that many feel if you don't swing their way.. its the wrong way.

It always amuses me when people condemn others for doing something that isn't actually hurting anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for you OP.

Always amusing to see people whining one minute about how people slag off their own preferences, yet here they are slagging off yours! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with you about meeting for coffee being a waste of time. wouldn't want an old bloke though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So in a nutshell....quality and quantity?

Too right

I get both I can assure you

"

I don't need assuring.....I was agreeing with you.....

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Must admit, did make me laugh abit

Hex

Good

I am actually a published poet

One of mine will be in the British library in several months

Nothing as crude as this though lol

"

You'll be in the Guinness Book of Records this year ...........

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"So in a nutshell....quality and quantity?

Too right

I get both I can assure you

I don't need assuring.....I was agreeing with you....."

I know sweetheart I know

I mean they cannot all be great And earth shattering right? Even couples have days when it's not the best

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Must admit, did make me laugh abit

Hex

Good

I am actually a published poet

One of mine will be in the British library in several months

Nothing as crude as this though lol

You'll be in the Guinness Book of Records this year ........... "

That too!

I hope so

All publicity is good publicity lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So in a nutshell....quality and quantity?

Too right

I get both I can assure you

I don't need assuring.....I was agreeing with you.....

I know sweetheart I know

I mean they cannot all be great And earth shattering right? Even couples have days when it's not the best

"

Yeah, we were having this discussuion the other day.....

It's impossible to have progressively better sex every single time....

Long as your happy with those you pic and the frequency of meets you have...it matters not a jot what others think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me - but fab would be a very boring place if we were all the same! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewww jesus

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Seems to be the week for poems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op is happy and uses fab and her profile as she wishes to

Isnt that what fabs about the person having fun

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

OMFG!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I gues they must have hundreds of offers by now

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"The op is happy and uses fab and her profile as she wishes to

Isnt that what fabs about the person having fun"

This

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Each to there own and all that but over 3600 meets!!!! Omg....

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Each to there own and all that but over 3600 meets!!!! Omg...."

Fucks dear Fucks

Swingers clubs

Gawd bless um

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Each to there own and all that but over 3600 meets!!!! Omg....

Fucks dear Fucks

Swingers clubs

Gawd bless um "

My bad....

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

"

Give the cleverest lady the prize

Men do this (mine is over a 12 year period) and people would say very little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

"
I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op. "

That's the jist of many messages that I get yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op. "

And plenty don't...

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op.

And plenty don't..."

The minority yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op.

And plenty don't..."
well its a mix here .. And everyday I read here men not getting sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on Fab to be a slag

I'm after lots of men for a shag

They can be 18-88

I'm not after A bloody date

A social meet over a coffee

Is purely a waste of fuck time to me

I'm not concerned about their other half

So long as I get their spunk and a laugh

To lick my cunt in their car

They've no need to meet me in a bar

I'm my own boss so I can be free

If they offer to empty their balls inside me

.

.

So just in case you're all confused

I'm just on here for my cunt to be used

........

Lmfao

"

That makes my contributions look amateurish

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op.

And plenty don't...

The minority yes "

Sadly your wrong the minority would like it.

Im no hole and I meet when I want to and if a connection is there.

I wouldn't fuck for the sake of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people always get that it's one way or the other.

If you want to use this site to meet 1000s or they one special sexual companion, or even just for the forums or chat.....as long as your not hurting anyone does it really matter.

The op is honest on her profile about what she wants... If you don't want to meet the op don't.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I'm on Fab to be a slag

I'm after lots of men for a shag

They can be 18-88

I'm not after A bloody date

A social meet over a coffee

Is purely a waste of fuck time to me

I'm not concerned about their other half

So long as I get their spunk and a laugh

To lick my cunt in their car

They've no need to meet me in a bar

I'm my own boss so I can be free

If they offer to empty their balls inside me

.

.

So just in case you're all confused

I'm just on here for my cunt to be used

........

Lmfao

That makes my contributions look amateurish

Bravo!"

Thank you

This is another

Penis's

I must admit I so love cock

Especially if it's hard as a rock

When I'm town I dare to mention

I love it if they all stand to attention

Young cock old cock middle aged

Slave cock wearing a locked cage

Fat cock short cock wide cock thin

I long to get them to invite them in

To my wet warm lady place

It puts a smile back on my face

I love the feel of pounding balls

Until the point they empty all

The wet warm white creamy spunk

Buried deep inside my cunt

..

..

I lie on my bed face all aglow

I want the same again tomorrow

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the point

Use fab how you see fit, fuck others opinions as yours is the only one that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people always get that it's one way or the other.

If you want to use this site to meet 1000s or they one special sexual companion, or even just for the forums or chat.....as long as your not hurting anyone does it really matter.

The op is honest on her profile about what she wants... If you don't want to meet the op don't.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lie on my bed face all aglow

I want the same again tomorrow .. That's a good feeling after hours even days of sex and oral . lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

I think some men here wish this site was full of ladies like the op.

And plenty don't...

The minority yes

Sadly your wrong the minority would like it.

Im no hole and I meet when I want to and if a connection is there.

I wouldn't fuck for the sake of it

"

I'm right

I don't fuck for the sake of it

I'm an officially confirmed sex adict

I fuck because I like too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Each to there own and all that but over 3600 meets!!!! Omg...."

For some people in some walks of life, two sexual partners is too many....

What makes anyone's ideals correct?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

"

He would be a stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

He would be a stud"

So why is it any difference for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

He would be a stud

So why is it any difference for a woman"

It isn't.....or shouldn't be.....not in this day and age.....

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES


"some beautiful poetry on fab today"

(thumb )

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

He would be a stud

So why is it any difference for a woman"

None in my eyes, but for a lot of people they think women who do the same thing are any name they can think of under the sun that is derogatory, which always amazes me on a site where people meet others for casual sex.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb ) "

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

He would be a stud

So why is it any difference for a woman

None in my eyes, but for a lot of people they think women who do the same thing are any name they can think of under the sun that is derogatory, which always amazes me on a site where people meet others for casual sex."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!! Interesting thread...

Each to thier own and all that...

We all use fab as we chose to. .

U put the effort in u get a nice wet reward...lol

I meet when I'm horny. .. simples

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

"

That very thought was crossing my mind to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

"

have you thought about getting a dog.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

Give the cleverest lady the prize

Men do this (mine is over a 12 year period) and people would say very little "

As maybe but I'm pretty sure if a guy had written a post similar to yours he would be being given a much tougher time on here than your getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

Give the cleverest lady the prize

Men do this (mine is over a 12 year period) and people would say very little

As maybe but I'm pretty sure if a guy had written a post similar to yours he would be being given a much tougher time on here than your getting."

yes they would be saying any holes a goal.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog."

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I wonder what people would say if the op posting wasnt a woman but a man

Give the cleverest lady the prize

Men do this (mine is over a 12 year period) and people would say very little

As maybe but I'm pretty sure if a guy had written a post similar to yours he would be being given a much tougher time on here than your getting."

Call this tough

My skin is as thick as a rhinos and looks pretty much the same

I care not for the negative comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog.

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

"

well a lot of us have been there and you would be lucky if you were living in a hotel room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least the OP is up front and honest and having a good time on Fab!

It's definitely not what I'm looking for in this instance but at least everyone can make an informed choice about whether they want to meet or not - much better to be open about it so people can reply if they want, we're all adults here able to make their own choices! The profile and pics make it VERY clear what's on offer!

And the poem did raise a smile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

"

Now it all falls into place. It is not sex she seeks.

Poor girl.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog.

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

well a lot of us have been there and you would be lucky if you were living in a hotel room. "

They often put you up in flea pit hotels and bed and breakfasts dear

Call st Paul's Hostel and ask them if you doubt me so I do know what I'm talking about

And they do not allow dogs in the rooms!

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

Now it all falls into place. It is not sex she seeks.

Poor girl."

What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog.

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

well a lot of us have been there and you would be lucky if you were living in a hotel room.

They often put you up in flea pit hotels and bed and breakfasts dear

Call st Paul's Hostel and ask them if you doubt me so I do know what I'm talking about

And they do not allow dogs in the rooms! "

still at least you weren't on the streets with no roof over you head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on Fab to be a slag

I'm after lots of men for a shag

They can be 18-88

I'm not after A bloody date

A social meet over a coffee

Is purely a waste of fuck time to me

I'm not concerned about their other half

So long as I get their spunk and a laugh

To lick my cunt in their car

They've no need to meet me in a bar

I'm my own boss so I can be free

If they offer to empty their balls inside me

.

.

So just in case you're all confused

I'm just on here for my cunt to be used

........

Lmfao

"
ok you have wooed me

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog.

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

well a lot of us have been there and you would be lucky if you were living in a hotel room.

They often put you up in flea pit hotels and bed and breakfasts dear

Call st Paul's Hostel and ask them if you doubt me so I do know what I'm talking about

And they do not allow dogs in the rooms!

still at least you weren't on the streets with no roof over you head."

It's not about me

It's about a man whose wife threw him out over Christmas

I just wrote the poem to raise awareness of suburban reality under duress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet all the tv/trannys are taalking that poem as gospel and their motto hahahaha

(sorry but u do notice alot of trannys talk/act like they just want to be spunk buckets!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some beautiful poetry on fab today

(thumb )

This is part of St Paul's Hostel in Worcester website and fund raising campaign

Priorities

I sit here In my lovely room all on my own

For company a radio TV and phone

I contemplate all the material things I've had

All of the expensive things that used to make me glad

Two weeks holiday soaking up the sun

Parties theatre concerts having lots of fun

Posh clothes jewelry dining out

Friends aplenty in my phone book Gimme a shout

Every conceivable gadget for the family home

A fridge full of food A happy dog with a bone

Two cars on the drive No credit card bills

Bupa insurance for the families ills

M n S children's clothes and boxes full of toys

Brownies for my girls Rugby club for the boys

.

.

I sit here now all alone crying silently

I'd sell my soul for someone to cuddle me

have you thought about getting a dog.

No!

It's about homelessness actually and people being forced to live in a tiny hotel room so be as flippant as you like

well a lot of us have been there and you would be lucky if you were living in a hotel room.

They often put you up in flea pit hotels and bed and breakfasts dear

Call st Paul's Hostel and ask them if you doubt me so I do know what I'm talking about

And they do not allow dogs in the rooms!

still at least you weren't on the streets with no roof over you head.

It's not about me

It's about a man whose wife threw him out over Christmas

I just wrote the poem to raise awareness of suburban reality under duress "

oh I see.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm a great admirer of sexual confidence and poetry.

"Ram it in harder, Steve

I can't feel a thing

Try a thrust and a heave

Maybe it's too thin?

They talk about average

But yours is just mean

Slide it in my cleavage

It's just too lean

Lets stop and have a cup of tea

You know you won't regret

The only thing you got tonight

That was really hit and wet"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Damn! HOT not hit!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm a great admirer of sexual confidence and poetry.

"Ram it in harder, Steve

I can't feel a thing

Try a thrust and a heave

Maybe it's too thin?

They talk about average

But yours is just mean

Slide it in my cleavage

It's just too lean

Lets stop and have a cup of tea

You know you won't regret

The only thing you got tonight

That was really hit and wet"

"
cold cups of tea come in handy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, would you be offended by a Marmite Parody song?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Steve, would you be offended by a Marmite Parody song?"

No, but me Ma might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An interesting thread, from a social anthropology perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Steve, would you be offended by a Marmite Parody song?

No, but me Ma might. "

Badum-tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx "
Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex ..... "

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also "

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation. "

That's bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation. "

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

"

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also "
Well I find a lot here are looking for sex and have very little time , For me good sex takes time as I like loads of four play .. with out that is crap and I am better to go with out as feel let down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

"

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also Well I find a lot here are looking for sex and have very little time , For me good sex takes time as I like loads of four play .. with out that is crap and I am better to go with out as feel let down."

Foreplay dear foreplay

And yes I agree

As a nation we are obsessed with perfection

It doesn't exist

As for time spent shagging makes it better

Sometimes it's just drawn out and inspires yawning

In my opinion

Other opinions are freely available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people "

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I love it!"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also Well I find a lot here are looking for sex and have very little time , For me good sex takes time as I like loads of four play .. with out that is crap and I am better to go with out as feel let down.

Foreplay dear foreplay

And yes I agree

As a nation we are obsessed with perfection

It doesn't exist

As for time spent shagging makes it better

Sometimes it's just drawn out and inspires yawning

In my opinion

Other opinions are freely available "
Yes but you get some who only think about there own needs and I really hate that .. You don't know this until you meet them and that's sex for them .. And there is a lot like that .

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also Well I find a lot here are looking for sex and have very little time , For me good sex takes time as I like loads of four play .. with out that is crap and I am better to go with out as feel let down.

Foreplay dear foreplay

And yes I agree

As a nation we are obsessed with perfection

It doesn't exist

As for time spent shagging makes it better

Sometimes it's just drawn out and inspires yawning

In my opinion

Other opinions are freely available Yes but you get some who only think about there own needs and I really hate that .. You don't know this until you meet them and that's sex for them .. And there is a lot like that ."

True very true

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By *lan43sumMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"A confident lady using fab the way she wants to use it !!!... good on you op ..and carry on having a brilliant time ..made me smile xx Yes I was thinking must be having fun until read up date .."Fed up of boring sex .....

That's there to get any new friends to up their game.

It's not aimed at people on my verifications

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also Well I find a lot here are looking for sex and have very little time , For me good sex takes time as I like loads of four play .. with out that is crap and I am better to go with out as feel let down.

Foreplay dear foreplay

And yes I agree

As a nation we are obsessed with perfection

It doesn't exist

As for time spent shagging makes it better

Sometimes it's just drawn out and inspires yawning

In my opinion

Other opinions are freely available "

Foreplay or four playing

Just do it, be safe, free and open.

It can be heavy or not.

Make every day "a share orgasm (or three) day" OP and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks "

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me and I know we are all different but first meet s are never the best as your not as relaxed as when you know them a little 2nd meets starts to get better . You then lean when each other likes and its not a wham bang thank you mam . lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'....."

That's to inspire new lovers to up their game

It doesn't apply to everyone

On my verifications list

Doh!

Just because I like a man who makes an effort I'm slated

You people are the pits you really are!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation. "

one persons nirvana will differ from another's, its all in the eye of the participant surely..

live and let live etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'.....

That's to inspire new lovers to up their game

It doesn't apply to everyone

On my verifications list

Doh!

Just because I like a man who makes an effort I'm slated

You people are the pits you really are! "

I think you're getting your panties in a bunch over the fact you cannot distinguish between 'being slated' and when someone (such as myself) offers a different point of _iew. My initial response did not slate your _iew, but rather offered a counterpoint which did not necessarily agree agree with yours. My response did not mention your verification list.

You took to slating the people I have slept with, in another post.

We 'people' are not the pits' because we don't agree with your point of _iew, but we don't slate you for having one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'.....

That's to inspire new lovers to up their game

It doesn't apply to everyone

On my verifications list

Doh!

Just because I like a man who makes an effort I'm slated

You people are the pits you really are! "
Are they lovers ? OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'.....

That's to inspire new lovers to up their game

It doesn't apply to everyone

On my verifications list

Doh!

Just because I like a man who makes an effort I'm slated

You people are the pits you really are! "

Pot kettle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people "

I must be

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

That's bollocks

Yes, of course it is - in your opinion! But then again, I'm not the one putting up 'baaawww' status updates about 'boring sex'.....

That's to inspire new lovers to up their game

It doesn't apply to everyone

On my verifications list

Doh!

Just because I like a man who makes an effort I'm slated

You people are the pits you really are!

Pot kettle...."

Rubbish

I make an effort

The people on here are so bloody narrow minded and judgement it beggars belief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be "

That's a relief actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be "

Seems I am too lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be

That's a relief actually..."

Everyone a critic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus fucking christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits "

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be

That's a relief actually...

Everyone a critic. "

No its not a criticism, its an opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus fucking christ"

Isn't that just masturbation?

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be

That's a relief actually...

Everyone a critic.

No its not a criticism, its an opinion."

BS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit. "

Name your biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit "

jammy dodgers ,)

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)"

Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)"

Toffee dodgers mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes "

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question "

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be

That's a relief actually...

Everyone a critic.

No its not a criticism, its an opinion.

BS"

BS.. No dear.

But you are clearly on a different planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus fucking christ

Isn't that just masturbation?"

The Trinity really confuses matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cake"
jammy dodgers. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cake"

Then they off the menu cos I only does biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cakejammy dodgers. lol"

That's 2 for them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cake

Then they off the menu cos I only does biscuits "

Noooo keep em x

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"

I'm certain that everyone that you meet doesn't achieve sexual nirvana also

Honestly, I don't believe you can achieve 'sexual nirvana' in a one-off meet. It's something that comes with time and trust and relaxation.

You're clearly fucking all the wrong people

I must be

That's a relief actually...

Everyone a critic.

No its not a criticism, its an opinion.

BS

BS.. No dear.

But you are clearly on a different planet"

Quite clearly on the same planet as you EARTH

Stop with the judgmental BS

Just appreciate that we are different people and want slightly different things

And don't assume I've got less quality playmates than you or that I'm less picky because neither is true

To assume makes an ass out of you and not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cake

Then they off the menu cos I only does biscuits

Noooo keep em x"

All those in favour of keeping Jaffa cakes on the biscuit menu even though they cakes say I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo cookies...

White sandwiched by two brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus fucking christ

Isn't that just masturbation?

The Trinity really confuses matters."

Im confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oreo cookies...

White sandwiched by two brown "

Win

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I like fluffy clouds and bunnies , I also like biscuits lots and lots of biscuits

God damn it, now I want a biscuit.

Name your biscuit

jammy dodgers ,)

Jaffa cakes

Cake or biscuit , that's the question

Cake

Then they off the menu cos I only does biscuits

Noooo keep em x

All those in favour of keeping Jaffa cakes on the biscuit menu even though they cakes say I "
biscuits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Victoria sponge does it for me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

"

Mctitties chocolate digestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

"

Bout time we had a hob nob of any kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Bout time we had a hob nob of any kind "

can I hob nobble you moody

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

rich tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Mctitties chocolate digestive"

mctitties

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By *lan43sumMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Mctitties chocolate digestive"

Dunked for just long enough to get warm but not disintegrate? Quite a skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Mctitties chocolate digestive

mctitties "

U saw it.my jobs done

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

OP could make a fortune on C4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My home made Black Forest gateau do it for me ............. ooo yeah baby .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Bout time we had a hob nob of any kind

can I hob nobble you moody "

I raise you a tunnucks caramel wafer but sshhh don't tell the prof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and fill the thread with biscuits...

Choc hob nob.

I'm.off for a quality biscuit me...

Mctitties chocolate digestive

Dunked for just long enough to get warm but not disintegrate? Quite a skill"

My boobs arent being dunked in tea lol

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Jesus fucking christ

Isn't that just masturbation?"

Or a very flexible long cock that he can fit up his own arse?

(I am so going to hell for that thought lol)

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