FabSwingers.com forum: Ides Of March

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Absolutely useless fact for the day.

Julius Caesar was assassinated 2059 years ago today, on the 15th March 44BC.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Infamy! Infamy!

They've all got it in for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bunch of backstabbing bastards

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Doctor doctor, I've got terrible stabbing pains.

I can see - this is the worst Cassius (case) I've seen.

....

Ok I'll get me coat.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it was some cunt wearing Brut or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Julius Ceaser was lay dying he was asked to be taken home to lick his wounds until the tribune pointed out they were all in his back and to give it up as a bad job?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A funny thing happened when I got to the forum...

Caesar suddenly went off toga parties...

BRB, just popping off to see Brutus, he says he wants to discuss having a stab at something with me....

A toga in public is a fashion crime - defence advice rejected by Brutus as he sacked his lawyer...

He could get away with murder in broad daylight - Brutus discussing Clarkson...

I'm here all week

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

An Italian police spokesman has said there starting the investigation shortly an are hoping for a speady conclusion

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Absolutely useless fact for the day.

Julius Caesar was assassinated 2059 years ago today, on the 15th March 44BC."

Izzat allowing for the change of calendars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 bc was 2060 years ago (you forgot to count year Zero)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would he were fatter! But I fear him not,

Yet if my name were liable to fear,

I do not know the man I should avoid

So soon as that spare Cassius. He reads much;

He is a great observer and he looks

Quite through the deeds of men: he loves no plays,

As thou dost, Antony; he hears no music;

Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort

As if he mock'd himself and scorn'd his spirit

That could be moved to smile at any thing.

Such men as he be never at heart's ease

Whiles they behold a greater than themselves,

And therefore are they very dangerous.

I rather tell thee what is to be fear'd

Than what I fear; for always I am Caesar.

Come on my right hand, for this ear is deaf,

And tell me truly...

...what's that big knife you're hiding behind your back?

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"44 bc was 2060 years ago (you forgot to count year Zero)....

Year zero does not exist in the Anno Domini/Common Era system usually used to number years in the Gregorian calendar and in its predecessor, the Julian calendar. In this system, the year 1 BC is followed by AD 1. However, there is a year zero in astronomical year numbering (where it coincides with the Julian year 1 BC) and in ISO 8601:2004 (where it coincides with the Gregorian year 1 BC) as well as in all Buddhist and Hindu calendars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"44 bc was 2060 years ago (you forgot to count year Zero)....

Well that's told you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my farts stink

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What are the Ides of March I've forgotten?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"What are the Ides of March I've forgotten? "

A bird watching sanctuary in Cambridgeshire I believe

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Infamy! Infamy!

They've all got it in for me

Blimus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"44 bc was 2060 years ago (you forgot to count year Zero)....

Well that's told you."
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Lol... That made me chuckle

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What are the Ides of March I've forgotten?

A bird watching sanctuary in Cambridgeshire I believe

Lol, took me a while, I'm a bit slow this morning....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What are the Ides of March I've forgotten?

The Ides of March is a day on the Roman calendar that corresponds to 15 March. It was marked by several religious observances and became notorious as the date of the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC.

Now we know!

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