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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just heard this one.

Here lies the body of Buck Cannon

If he ain't gone to hell there's no point having the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike Milligan.

I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here lies the body of buffalo bill

He never worked and he never will

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Here lies the body of a man named Jock,

He had a corkscrew cock,

He searched the world from pole to pole to find a girl with a corkscrew hole,

Alas when he found her he dropped down dead because her hole was a lefthand thread !!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Under This Sod Lies Another" . . . That's what I want on my grave !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just heard this one.

Here lies the body of Buck Cannon

If he ain't gone to hell th

ere's no point having the place"

John Le Mesurier. I have finally conked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my arse

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

On a gravestone in Welland churchyard

Here lies the body of Fanny Handy

Very true

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