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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Only shag women with same name as your wife...no embarrassing moments when you scream out their name on the vinegar strokes.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Only shag women with same name as your wife...no embarrassing moments when you scream out their name on the vinegar strokes.

Do you mean your wife's name with them or vice versa and getting caught out?

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

It was, lost on some folk

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Shall I draw you a diagram to explain the humour?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"It was, lost on some folk

It was but it gave me a good laugh!!

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Glad I can put a smile on your face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only shag women with same name as your wife...no embarrassing moments when you scream out their name on the vinegar strokes.

You never heard of the rodeo shag then ?

( Shag your mrs from behind and shout out another womans name and see how long you can hang on for ? )

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Save money on charity donations by spending one pound on clothes in a charity shop, then selling them to another charity shop for 50p......this way you can give twice as much at half the cost.

see if he gets that one

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Save money on charity donations by spending one pound on clothes in a charity shop, then selling them to another charity shop for 50p......this way you can give twice as much at half the cost.

see if he gets that one"

I removed the post, get over it.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Save money on expensive personalised number plates by changing your name to BL11 7DF

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say it with flowers.........Give her a Triffid

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Add a touch of magic to your flu symptoms by putting glitter up your nose before you sneeze

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

All my previous and current girlfriends have been called Sarah.

Its purely coincidental. Psychologists, psychoanalysts and Doctors can theorise all they like.

But as my Mother Sarah used to say.........

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Cycling helmet too big? Just place a panty liner in the rim for a nice snug fit.........but don't use the ones with wings cos you will look like Deputy Dawg.

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By *lshere77 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

woof woof

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"All my previous and current girlfriends have been called Sarah.

Its purely coincidental. Psychologists, psychoanalysts and Doctors can theorise all they like.

But as my Mother Sarah used to say........."

Is a lovely name is Sarah!!

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"All my previous and current girlfriends have been called Sarah.

Its purely coincidental. Psychologists, psychoanalysts and Doctors can theorise all they like.

But as my Mother Sarah used to say.........

Is a lovely name is Sarah!!

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