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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

You can never underestimate. No matter how much you try ...... never.

At least that's what i've found

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

Lol.... if I wasn't such a nice person, I would remind you that "some people are really, really stupid." but I'm not like that so I'll keep it to myself.

Cal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'.

You can never underestimate. No matter how much you try ...... never.

At least that's what i've found "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

I get similar

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Also, if Annie is free, we could really make use of her dusting and polishing skills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in Spain?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Perhaps they are trying to be equally 'amusing'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get asked a lot where Boudoir is

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Idiots abound everywhere

Especially when people are thinking with hormones racing they appear to loose all their intelligence

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm so remote, even if I put my real location online all Google maps would say is "Here be dragons"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""some people are really, really stupid.""

^ This.

I am trying to explain to a guy right now that I don't play as a single girl with couples. Unless my husband is present.

It's mentioned twice on my profile but somehow he's managed to twist the words around to fit what he wants in his head.

I'm so exhausted by couples asking me to play with them on my own. I'm straight. What's in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao, a fantastic filter

Keep up the good work

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

The Sun is the most widely read newspaper in the country, followed by the Daily Mail - says it all really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one asks where I am... must be on google maps

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I've had quite a few address me as Gordon...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I'm so remote, even if I put my real location online all Google maps would say is "Here be dragons" "

is it not next to winterfell then.......

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I've had quite a few address me as Gordon..."

How rude mr bennett surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite a few address me as Gordon...

How rude mr bennett surely."

I planned for that eventuality

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I've had quite a few address me as Gordon...

How rude mr bennett surely.

I planned for that eventuality "

Dear mr marmite,

is popcorn on the couch in the thames valley area?

Your cincerely, mr peanut-butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots abound everywhere

Especially when people are thinking with hormones racing they appear to loose all their intelligence

"

Lose not loose,and do you mean hormones raging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so remote, even if I put my real location online all Google maps would say is "Here be dragons"

is it not next to winterfell then....... "

Winterfell is a place,proper noun,capital letter please.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I'm so remote, even if I put my real location online all Google maps would say is "Here be dragons" "

See google knows everything (a bit strong though Dragon.lol)

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"I've had quite a few address me as Gordon...

How rude mr bennett surely."

Precisely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually it sounds like a wizardry spell to me,I wonder what it would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You can never underestimate. No matter how much you try ...... never.

At least that's what i've found "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few comments about locations I have put up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""some people are really, really stupid."

^ This.

I am trying to explain to a guy right now that I don't play as a single girl with couples. Unless my husband is present.

It's mentioned twice on my profile but somehow he's managed to twist the words around to fit what he wants in his head.

I'm so exhausted by couples asking me to play with them on my own. I'm straight. What's in it for me? "

So you don't play alone??? Just exactly what are you trying to say????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me..you wouldn't believe what I've heard about my coordinates on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots abound everywhere

Especially when people are thinking with hormones racing they appear to loose all their intelligence

Lose not loose,and do you mean hormones raging? "

Lol oh dear, someone has scored an own goal by trying to belittle someone else on here. Divine intervention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me..you wouldn't believe what I've heard about my coordinates on here.

"

I Googled them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiots abound everywhere

Especially when people are thinking with hormones racing they appear to loose all their intelligence

Lose not loose,and do you mean hormones raging?

Lol oh dear, someone has scored an own goal by trying to belittle someone else on here. Divine intervention."

I wouldn't call myself a God as such The thread mentioned smart arses,I thought I'd be one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a Mike Oldfield reference and that you were really happy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had quite a few address me as Gordon...

How rude mr bennett surely.

I planned for that eventuality

Dear mr marmite,

is popcorn on the couch in the thames valley area?

Your cincerely, mr peanut-butter.

"

Dear Mr. Peanut-butter,

Thank you for your enquiry regarding the precise location of Popcorn-on-the-Couch.

It has been passed to the Chief Information Officer who will aim to respond within ten working days.

Mr. Marmite is fully committed to making your Fab experience as pleasurable as possible, rest assured that your enquiry will recieve the upmost attention.

Diolch i chi am eich ymholiad ynglyn â union leoliad Popcorn - ar - y - Couch .

Mae wedi cael ei drosglwyddo i'r Prif Swyddog Gwybodaeth a fydd yn anelu at ymateb o fewn deg diwrnod gwaith.

Mr Marmite wedi ymrwymo'n llawn i wneud eich profiad Fab mor bleserus â phosibl, gorffwys yn sicr y bydd eich ymholiad yn derbyn y sylw gorau glas.

B. Ovril.

P.A. To Mr. Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

To be honest its easy to belittle people because they may have missed the joke with your location but in reality there are many names which appear unreal but actually exist, North Piddle being one of many and maybe these people took in good faith what you have written , i think we can all miss obvious jokes at times but doesnt make us thick really does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think we can all miss obvious jokes at times but doesnt make us thick really does it?"

Yes....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

People may not be letting their big head do the thinking for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People may not be letting their big head do the thinking for them "

Is Titz Towers visible on Google Earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think we can all miss obvious jokes at times but doesnt make us thick really does it?

Yes.... "

Ok well apart from you being thick what about everyone else?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"People may not be letting their big head do the thinking for them

Is Titz Towers visible on Google Earth?"

No, but only because I move it indoors when they send their satellite over. It's a lot of trouble to do it every time to be honest

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"People may not be letting their big head do the thinking for them

Is Titz Towers visible on Google Earth?

No, but only because I move it indoors when they send their satellite over. It's a lot of trouble to do it every time to be honest "

Could you not just roll out some astroturf so they look like hillocks from an aerial perspective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

So here is my issue ... People who are vague are surely defeating the object of allowing local people to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People may not be letting their big head do the thinking for them

Is Titz Towers visible on Google Earth?"

It's visible from here on a good day

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

I cant find it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'.

So here is my issue ... People who are vague are surely defeating the object of allowing local people to know "

Perhaps they don't want people to know where they are.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well Cloud Cuckoo Land definitely exists cos YeOldeWitchDoc lives here too, so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'."

Flagrante delicto =latin for flamin offence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were being witty with the town location on our profile, but we've had several messages from people saying they've never heard of it, and one said 'it's not on Google maps'.

So here is my issue ... People who are vague are surely defeating the object of allowing local people to know "

Local people show up in local searches.

I chat to people based on personality, not proximity.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

It's in Ecuador ................I'm sure .....

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