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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have many stocked away in Fritzl HQ, what's your brand?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Need or want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont we all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have many stocked away in Fritzl HQ, what's your brand? "

lolling out loud! Have you any short fat bald ones with hairy legs please? A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand, want often becomes need for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I need a weewee

Wanna swap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have many stocked away in Fritzl HQ, what's your brand?

lolling out loud! Have you any short fat bald ones with hairy legs please? A x "

Ah, connoisseur of the 'Susan Boyle' model. Let me see if we have more in stock.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"X "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have many stocked away in Fritzl HQ, what's your brand?

lolling out loud! Have you any short fat bald ones with hairy legs please? A x

Ah, connoisseur of the 'Susan Boyle' model. Let me see if we have more in stock."

Mmmm perfick!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U want not need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am to busy in the gym to have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

I did once

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

I did once

Do you know Frankie's cousin? I went out with him once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doubt related to my ex husband some how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank mate it soon wears off

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I've got loads you can have

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Have a wank mate it soon wears off

"off" or "out"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't mate trust me ...... Buy a rubber doll less hastle just don't give it a love bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't mate trust me ...... Buy a rubber doll less hastle just don't give it a love bite "

Take this advise, and don't let my wife I agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't mate trust me ...... Buy a rubber doll less hastle just don't give it a love bite

Take this advise, and don't let my wife I agreed

Nor mine

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"You don't mate trust me ...... Buy a rubber doll less hastle just don't give it a love bite

Take this advise, and don't let my wife I agreed

Nor mine

Made me laugh

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I NEED to earn about 4 times more than I do, and weigh about 5 stones less.

No wait sorry, I want to..

Can't always get what we want OP, have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

Frankenstein was the scientist... No harm taking him home... His monster on the other hand

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

Frankenstein was the scientist... No harm taking him home... His monster on the other hand

...was misunderstood.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

Frankenstein was the scientist... No harm taking him home... His monster on the other hand

...was misunderstood.

Is that the PC version?

Poor little monsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to get rid of one. Anyone know anybody with a pig farm.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a cup of tea, so I'm gonna go make one.

See what I did there, I fixed my problem

Careful what you make a woman from though...remember Frankenstein!!

His monster was just misunderstood.

But nobody wants to take Frankenstein home to meet the parents!

Frankenstein was the scientist... No harm taking him home... His monster on the other hand

...was misunderstood.

Is that the PC version?

Poor little monsie

He just wanted to be loved.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm trying to get rid of one. Anyone know anybody with a pig farm. "

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