FabSwingers.com forum: The most annoying sayings you hear

By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

so here's one, self explanatory title, what sayings annoy you?

Mine is "only boring people get bored"

and crap like "turn that frown upside down" herp derp. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what.....

A Maze Ing!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Carpe Diem

I'm on a journey

Think outside the box

Not rocket science is it?

Each to their own.

Oooh, I could be here all night!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lets Touch Base

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Carpe Diem

I'm on a journey

Think outside the box

Not rocket science is it?

Each to their own.

Oooh, I could be here all night!

I'm on a journey Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Lets Touch Base

Never heard that one assuming means sexeh time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's take this offline

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Lets Touch Base

Never heard that one assuming means sexeh time?"

I fooking hope not... My boss says it to us

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving Fab tomorrow sick of all the time wasters.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"In all honesty" yeah right lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Awesome!

Epic

At the end of the day!

Well, what can I say?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Incorrect use of Literally..

'I literally died laughing' .... erm no you bloody didn't

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"I'm leaving Fab tomorrow sick of all the time wasters.

Some brilliant ones coming out, this one always makes me smile, take your attention seeking arse back to moron book

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"I'm not racist but..."

"At the end of the day..."

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Lets Touch Base

Never heard that one assuming means sexeh time?

I fooking hope not... My boss says it to us

lol"

Well it could be good or bad then if it is haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not rocket science is it?

Duh no, it's brain surgery innit

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

When you tell someone you're off on holiday

"are you going somewhere nice"

No I'm to tour all the best war zones in the world obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny ,,,, hate that so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I pissed myself laughing ... well quite obviously you didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gid strike me dead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean to be funny.....but.

I can drive...I've just not got a license.

A face that only a mother could love

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

You're very fat

But you've got such a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were having a baby.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I'm not being funny but you need to turn that frown upside down, I mean in all honesty, at the end of the day it's only boring people that get bored and we need to shout carpe diem...I mean I literally died reading this thread, each to their own but it's not rocket science or brain surgery is it? Let's think outside the box here, you're fat but you've got a pretty face and you're going to have a baby that's going to have a face only a mother could love, I'm not being funny but let's take this offline, I mean I'm thinking of leaving the site because of all the time wasters anyway! Did I read you're going away? Are you going anywhere nice? Pm me! Ba boom!

Hahahaha!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Ah shit, I forgot...why can't I get meets and is my profile unsheep like? How can I improve it...also fancy a shag/fuck?!?!? No, I'm seriously asking if you fancy a fuck....anyone?...no? Well I'm now really considering leaving the site, you're all bloody time wasters!!!!!

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

No single straight males

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

most of these seem to be phrases ,not sayings

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"Or I pissed myself laughing ... well quite obviously you didn't"

It does happen sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will all come out in the wash. Except it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah shit, I forgot...why can't I get meets and is my profile unsheep like? How can I improve it...also fancy a shag/fuck?!?!? No, I'm seriously asking if you fancy a fuck....anyone?...no? Well I'm now really considering leaving the site, you're all bloody time wasters!!!!!

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this sounds familiar

its not you its them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Moving forward'. Always a manager talking shite. It gets me so angry.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Any meeting type talk (think outside the box, blue sky thinking, lets touch base soon) really boils my piss too.

Wait, that phrase really boils my piss too!!

ohh, wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won't happen overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to find myself

Innit

I need to love me for me

Totes Amazeballs

I'm hanging out my arse

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cheer up, it might never 'appen."

It already did, f**kwad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being funny but you need to turn that frown upside down, I mean in all honesty, at the end of the day it's only boring people that get bored and we need to shout carpe diem...I mean I literally died reading this thread, each to their own but it's not rocket science or brain surgery is it? Let's think outside the box here, you're fat but you've got a pretty face and you're going to have a baby that's going to have a face only a mother could love, I'm not being funny but let's take this offline, I mean I'm thinking of leaving the site because of all the time wasters anyway! Did I read you're going away? Are you going anywhere nice? Pm me! Ba boom!

Hahahaha! "

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I turned around and said.

I mean are they really all whirling dervishes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day - but it's used any time of day. Makes no sense to me.

And it's not a saying , but using hashtags, but not on Twitter. #amazeballs. What's that all about, Innit annoying !

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

At the end of the day for me too, even though I may have used it!

Oh and "i'm going to say yes" (or no) instead of just saying yes or no.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Or I pissed myself laughing ... well quite obviously you didn't"

You can if you got bladder problems

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I don't bite...unless you want me to

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I don't bite...unless you want me to"

Urgh yeah makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say 'I forgive, but I won't forget'

Should be other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm being honest..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" with all due respect" because you know what ever follows that us in no way respectful . But by saying it some one thinks they can get away with insulting you. Lol

I al so dislike the saying " its all for the best" because it never is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carpe Diem

I'm on a journey

Think outside the box

Not rocket science is it?

Each to their own.

Oooh, I could be here all night!

Lol I actually like carpe diem

I use it as a fitting response when it's needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Moving forward'. Always a manager talking shite. It gets me so angry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any meeting type talk (think outside the box, blue sky thinking, lets touch base soon) really boils my piss too.

Wait, that phrase really boils my piss too!!

ohh, wait...."

What's wrong with 'we will touch base'... ? I use it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say a few of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't happen overnight "

It never does lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many, but not so much the words as the context in said.

"Keep it simple". By people that make the simplest of thing as complicated as possible.

"Cut the red tape". By paper that then produce a form to fill in to say you've cut it.

But my favourite and this applies to one particular person, my sister.

"Chill".

Believe me she is the most neurotic, spiteful person in existence, who blows up any place any time, for reasons we can never fathom.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People who state something offensive and then use .............

' I'm just saying'......

and imagine it relieves them of any responsibility for what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to the head" ... Going to the head of what? Referring to the can or the urinals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

More of a question than a saying but i wont even answer ..........

Hows you?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I can't believe nobody has mentioned 'YOLO'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More of a question than a saying but i wont even answer ..........

Hows you?

Had this as a one liner many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being racist but.....

(followed by something racist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over use of the word literally...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Over use of the word literally...

I literally get what you are saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's his/her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over use of the word literally...

I literally get what you are saying

Oh, I just literally died laughing reading that!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Don't knock it until you've tried it

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its your loss in response to a polite no thanks. How is it my loss, I don't want to meet you??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically I'm enjoying this thread

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Or I pissed myself laughing ... well quite obviously you didn't"

Depends how wea their bladder is

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Or I pissed myself laughing ... well quite obviously you didn't

Depends how wea their bladder is "

*weak

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Its your loss in response to a polite no thanks. How is it my loss, I don't want to meet you??! "

that one always makes me chuckle

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

I think this is a local one, never heard it outside of the area...

"mindst you,"

Makes my shit itch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting wound up just reading all these posts.

Literally

Chill

Chillax

Just saying

All from the mouth of a teenager drives me insane.

'Where did you last leave it?'

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Takes one to know one....

Err... No it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Beggers cant be choosers is one I hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha! "

Brilliant! Love it, 'well done you' (Not meant in a condescending way, just joining in the fun)

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe "

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single males lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another day...

No, it's today? WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not three bad

At the end of the day..... It goes dark

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe "

No it's not new.

People think it comes from football as people discuss tactics etc eg. make sure it happens early doors as in , early in the match.

It was used many many years ago for pubs who opened a little bit earlier than others ...... so literally . Go to the .............. they are having early doors.

It's real origin is from the theatre well over a century ago nearer two.

To stop getting in the crush at the doors as shows were due to start, you could pay extra for your ticket , arrive earlier and get your seat before the hoi poloi..... and you went in at the 'early doors'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades"

Even if it did - it still make me cringe more than any of the above, literally .........literally! ~Ö

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and 'At this moment in time' so you mean now then??? Gggrrrrr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades"

It started at the theatre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nom nom nom... when someone is describing a yummy food really annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not racist but...

I'm not homophobic but.....

And the funniest recently was; I'm not a conspiracy theorist but.....

You just know they are when they start with any of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

No it's not new.

People think it comes from football as people discuss tactics etc eg. make sure it happens early doors as in , early in the match.

It was used many many years ago for pubs who opened a little bit earlier than others ...... so literally . Go to the .............. they are having early doors.

It's real origin is from the theatre well over a century ago nearer two.

Well, thank you for that! I personally have only heard it relatively recently & yes, you're correct, sports pundits, players & managers are the main culprits,

makes me want to reach for the remote (but not for a selfie)

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades

Even if it did - it still make me cringe more than any of the above, literally .........literally! ~Ö"

I can't see why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six of one, half dozen of the other. (As annoying as it is overused)

It's apples and oranges. (The awkwardness of this makes me cringe)\

I don't know if the following 2 are Americanisms or if they have migrated to the other side of the pond, but when talk radio hosts say these it pisses me off so much I just turn the radio off and say "Fuck You" to them":

What's your take? (Take is a fucking verb dammit!)

Would you like to weigh in on this? (This burns my ass too.)

At least professional windbags should set some standard for spoken language.

This is only very slightly off topic but I frequently encounter coworkers who use the phrase "I seen" for the past tense. It drives me "up the fucking wall" to use another expression. I tell them that they are linguistic heathens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is only a number....

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I want that work by close of play.

The costs are up week on week.

It's not a criticism it's an observation. (yeh right!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest it when someone says "shit the bed" to denote their general shock and surprise at something.

I mean, really? Do I REALLY need that visual image at any point in my life?

Someone started a thread recently with that as the title.

I was desperate for it to drop off the page as I didn't want to keep seeing it!

All the others are just annoying but this phrase makes me feel physically sick. To be honest, at the end of the day. Literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age is only a number....

Turned 40 Wednesday, that's all heard all day, followed by your number is just high!

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By *orny_bikersCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I think the most at least naive common paragraph is "to Sidney university..."

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No babe Ive got a headache

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fuck off, make your own sandwich

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'thanks guys'...

not sure why, but it irks me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"'thanks guys'...

not sure why, but it irks me.

When it's said to me it irks.

I think cos it's american and im female.

I'm prob too old to take it on board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades

Even if it did - it still make me cringe more than any of the above, literally .........literally! ~Ö

I can't see why"

Well, ain't life a strange thing!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Six of one, half dozen of the other. (As annoying as it is overused)

It's apples and oranges. (The awkwardness of this makes me cringe)\

What's your take? (Take is a fucking verb dammit!)

Would you like to weigh in on this? (This burns my ass too.)

At least professional windbags should set some standard for spoken language.

coworkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so here's one, self explanatory title, what sayings annoy you?

Mine is "only boring people get bored"

and crap like "turn that frown upside down" herp derp. lol"
Hi babe

hi hun

your a milf

your a gilf

dont pass these two by

basically .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal preference

Russian roulette

Dooooooooo one!

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

'to cut a long story short'

Which inevitably it doesn't

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

What really pisses me off is when people say 'rules are meant to be broken'............. really??? We really don't want to meet you in a swingers club then!!

rule are to be adhered to, boundaries can maybe be expanded.

#justsaying

As for 'it's not rocket science'....try telling that to the guys at NASA!! It's an amalgamation of astro physics and aeronautical design.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"'to cut a long story short'

The end!!!!

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

I am so guilty of using 'to be fair ' and 'awesome'. I know I use them , I hate using them , I cringe when I use them., but they still keep slipping out !!!! . I blame it on the fact all our kids are teenagers and I have picked up these phrases from them and they have wriggled thier way into my brain and manifested tbere. its not my fault its an illness !!! ... tabitha xx

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

" 'early doors', -it just sounds so stupid, is it a new saying?

*Cringe

If it refers to an early visit to the pub then it has been around for decades

Even if it did - it still make me cringe more than any of the above, literally .........literally! ~Ö

I can't see why

Well, ain't life a strange thing!

Now THAT makes me cringe!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

It's not a saying...but lol grinds my gears, an overused, usually always in the wrong context and shitty use of three characters...urgh!

Lol, I'm on the forum, lol there's lots of threads lol I'm going to comment lol I've just noticed it's a serious thread lol I think I'll comment anyway lol just saying lol lol lol and fucking lol!

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

Nom noms

Lush

Always see these words on face book

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Carpe Diem

I'm on a journey

Think outside the box

Not rocket science is it?

Each to their own.

Oooh, I could be here all night!

I'm on a journey Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

There's always one!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm not being racist but.....

(followed by something racist)"

I was going to put that...but didn't want to be accused of "having a chip on my shoulder".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence that starts with I'm not being (insert inappropriate behaviour here) but......

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By *lshere77Man
over a year ago

Wigan

That'll be £110.15 please

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Ill smash your back doors in"

I dont condone violence and breaking an entry

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"i didnt do nufink " so you did it then followed by blank look

" at the end of the day " its tommorow move on ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age is only a number....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll be £110.15 please"

Yes, quite the pain on the pocket

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Simples"

"Confused dot com"

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

The woman we work for persistently says "pacifically" when she means "specifically".

And the organisation is constantly on a "journey" and there's lots of meetings about the "direction of travel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i hear teenagers say ' oh my god, oh my god' with the shaking hand action.

Not a phrase but a words 'massive' used instead of a word denoting size.

'aks' for 'ask'

'Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?

'Each rejection leads you closer to success'

'We are all in this together.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbelievable

When used to describe something completely believable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha! "

That literally blew my socks off - I'm not joking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most annoying work one: "the art of the possible" grrrr.

Not a saying, but it bugs me when people say "literally" when they don't mean it.

And "you don't get much of that to the pound".

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"so here's one, self explanatory title, what sayings annoy you?

Mine is "only boring people get bored"

and crap like "turn that frown upside down" herp derp. lol"

At the end of the day, and literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of the normal "hello" or "hi" for a casual greeting it's quite common for someone to go (slightly) on the attack with a strange "You all right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two that really make me want to grab someone round the throat...

"God only gives us what we can handle"

"God gives special children to special people"

Hids

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Hahahaha!

That literally blew my socks off - I'm not joking!!"

I literally died typing it!!!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"I'm not being funny ,,,, hate that so much "

Me too!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Anything that is "to die for"

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

im genuine,if i say im going to be there i will ..they never are

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By *ple from LeicCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

nuff said

thats sick bro

bad ass

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Like,... Like....like.... OMG....AMAZING.......LIKE... OMG, Oh My Gosh. . .

. . A M A Z I N G!!!. . . Like

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

(maybe I'm just getting old)

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

No offense.... just before they carry on to say something really offensive.

In response to my usual comment of 'I find oral sex boring'... That's because you haven't had me yet.

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Two that really make me want to grab someone round the throat...

"God only gives us what we can handle"

"God gives special children to special people"

Hids"

"God has a plan" "god works in mysterious ways"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out of bed"!!!

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"I'm a real woman" because it's hard to tell with all the mannequins on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

Makes me wanna punch whoever says it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody who puts LOL at the end of every sentence want fucking up the arse with a rotating cactus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you noticed how many people now say "to be fair" when making a statement?

To be fair I think we should all be fair without having to say. DOH.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is.

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By *rank Einstein OP Man
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Anybody who puts LOL at the end of every sentence want fucking up the arse with a rotating cactus!"

Lol

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

When people quote percentages. Yes the price of milk can go up by 200 percent. But you can not put 110percent effort into something... Or as on these reality shows where they say we are behind you 1 million percent. You are not you can only be behind someone 100 percent.... maximun. Grrr

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A Kiss,Suck or Fuck post has to be one of the most ridiculous and annoying Things ever.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

You've missed a bit

Hate that, and the smug attitude behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it! Instead of innit

It's a London thing

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

That's a whole NOTHER ball game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be there now in a minute"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After yesterday....

It doesn't Mata does it

It is only a Mata of time

What's the Mata...

etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bad what the fuck does that mean

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Attempting to negate a phrase by using the word “not” at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awell hey-ho.......Warning never use this in a text to an American chick you have pulled, I asked if she was ready to go out at 6, she said no I will be ready by 7,,,, I replied with "awell hey-ho another drink for me before we meet".....

.....she went off the rails "Who you callin a f*cking ho!!!!!"

explaining that it was a saying used in the UK......

no reply!!!!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

People who think they are school teachers by using the word Discuss at the end of a suggestion

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I admit to a twinge of irritability when someone prefaces a sentence with "there's nothing worse than" then goes on to name something really petty. My eye twitches if I see "this isn't instashag" and I have to walk away when anyone claims that they don't like flossing with pubic hair.

For myself I know I overuse the phrase "to be honest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later...

When they aren't going to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick...

For good? Or whatever they mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't get me wrong"

"no offence/disrespect"

Fuck off if you meant no disrespect then you wouldn't have said it in the first place you pleb.

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