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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

Think I'll be stacked out as so many out there seem to have difficulty with profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you actually look at some too...

Spelling mistake and wrong words or worst no text speak please lol erm contradiction in terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You 'defiantly' will

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

Y r u pikin on ppl wot karnt spl? Wots rong wiv it? Itz coz u r old innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky them. Free lessons on Fab, whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You 'defiantly' will "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Y r u pikin on ppl wot karnt spl? Wots rong wiv it? Itz coz u r old innit! "

Old I may be but if I look at a profile and it states certain criteria I'll leave it alone if I don't fit.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

There are quite a few people that choose not to read profiles. However they are pretty easy to spot so we just ignore them.

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York

Rats, forgot the obligatory smilies and lols.

Really, in this day and age of autocorrect and spellchecker, there's no excuse for text talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing as english when you think about it. Most of our language comes from other countries. It's a very messy language.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No such thing as english when you think about it. Most of our language comes from other countries. It's a very messy language."

Opened a can of worms with this one. I just wish people would pay attention to what's written in profile information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

Think I'll be stacked out as so many out there seem to have difficulty with profiles "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

"

hmmmm..I just read your text...hmmmmm.

If I wanted to be a fucking grammar nazi you're giving me plenty of bullets.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I just look at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

hmmmm..I just read your text...hmmmmm.

If I wanted to be a fucking grammar nazi you're giving me plenty of bullets."

Fire away my friend, I think you're missing the point of my original post.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

What you failed to notice is although it might actually state something in a profile, when it says (for example) no single males, that means everyone else, and doesn't include that special case, a single male who thinks he's so special, that if he can get you to look at a picture of his cock you will instantly change your mind.

Had one the other day, a black guy asking why it says on our profile no blacks or Asians, that limits the number of replies we will get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you failed to notice is although it might actually state something in a profile, when it says (for example) no single males, that means everyone else, and doesn't include that special case, a single male who thinks he's so special, that if he can get you to look at a picture of his cock you will instantly change your mind.

Had one the other day, a black guy asking why it says on our profile no blacks or Asians, that limits the number of replies we will get. "

Yes the "special case" so many of them around these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you failed to notice is although it might actually state something in a profile, when it says (for example) no single males, that means everyone else, and doesn't include that special case, a single male who thinks he's so special, that if he can get you to look at a picture of his cock you will instantly change your mind.

Had one the other day, a black guy asking why it says on our profile no blacks or Asians, that limits the number of replies we will get.

Yes the "special case" so many of them around these days "

I'm special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No such thing as english when you think about it. Most of our language comes from other countries. It's a very messy language.

Opened a can of worms with this one. I just wish people would pay attention to what's written in profile information. "

OK, i still don't get it? Will take me a while and i need to eat for brain function...brb.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Firstly .............sorry to those who may be offended ........but ........

I just can't read or understand text speak ...........

It's plain lazy , and yes I judge people on the way they have written their profiles

I completely avoid the texters .......thick cunts ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other "

Grammar! Tut, tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other

Grammar! Tut, tut! "

I know my grammar is terrible, but I pay my taxes, I'm kind to animals, and I help people if I can, apparently Charles Manson had impeccable grammar, would you like to meet him? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other

Grammar! Tut, tut!

I know my grammar is terrible, but I pay my taxes, I'm kind to animals, and I help people if I can, apparently Charles Manson had impeccable grammar, would you like to meet him? Lol"

Couldn't resist when I saw your typo on the word 'grammar'. Sorry!

No. Wouldn't want to meet Manson! Don't tend to worry about grammar and spelling over much but do walk by when the profile is unintelligible due to text speak. Very off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other

Grammar! Tut, tut!

I know my grammar is terrible, but I pay my taxes, I'm kind to animals, and I help people if I can, apparently Charles Manson had impeccable grammar, would you like to meet him? Lol

Couldn't resist when I saw your typo on the word 'grammar'. Sorry!

No. Wouldn't want to meet Manson! Don't tend to worry about grammar and spelling over much but do walk by when the profile is unintelligible due to text speak. Very off putting "

I know what your saying, after all grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit (I hope to god I got that right lol) but some people just take it too far, perhaps people have a real problem like dyslexia, I think grammar nazis are the lazy ones for not getting the facts first

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

Think I'll be stacked out as so many out there seem to have difficulty with profiles "

I'm sure i've got some pupils to send your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you actualy attracted to those who are making these mistakes? Do you want them to up their game so you can chat to them? If not I wouldn't worry about it, just ignore and delete, life's too short to be concerned with other people's poor English skills, gramma, or dyslexia, just answer those who know how to read and write, and leave the ones who can't to chat to each other "
Actually..

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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago

Romford


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

Think I'll be stacked out as so many out there seem to have difficulty with profiles "

Where to begin really.... Sometimes wonder if most of my messages want a reply or need marking.

Do many, ahem, professionals, really struggle with their and there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstly .............sorry to those who may be offended ........but ........

I just can't read or understand text speak ...........

It's plain lazy , and yes I judge people on the way they have written their profiles

I completely avoid the texters .......thick cunts ........... "

I'm not offended, and neither do i use that much txt spk. But if they understand a language you don't understand i'm not sure they're that thick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of holding some English classes for all those who can't read.

Think I'll be stacked out as so many out there seem to have difficulty with profiles

Where to begin really.... Sometimes wonder if most of my messages want a reply or need marking.

Do many, ahem, professionals, really struggle with their and there?"

A few spell professional with two Fs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope i am allowed back once i have passed my degree

Her

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