FabSwingers.com forum: Best lines in songs.

By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,

red gold and green,

red gold and green.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her.......Tamperer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her.......Tamperer

no idea what that lines meant to mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh bondage up yours xray spex

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

i want to be your lover,

but your friend is all i've stayed.

billy fury~~halfway to paradise.

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her.......Tamperer

no idea what that lines meant to mean."

I believe a jealous partner is threatening to bring the house down on her partner's philandering ways and possibly with the other lady inside said house.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Ah, shaddap-a you face

Joe Dolce

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy.

Tupac Shakur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

early morning when i wake up...i look like kiss but without the makeup........strong...robbie williams mmmmmmm

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Steel Panther - Community Property

I would give you the stars in the sky

But they´re too far away

If you were a hooker you´d know

I´d be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy

I´d be suddenly gay

´Cause my heart belongs to you

My love is pure and true

My heart belongs to you

But my cock is community property

You´re the only girl I like to screw

When I´m not on the road

When I come home my dinner´s made

And the front lawn is mowed

I kiss your mouth

Even after you´d swallow my love

´Cause my heart belongs to you

There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do for you

My heart belongs to you

But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear

So you retain it

My dick´s of free spirit

And you can´t restrain it

No you just can´t chain it down

I love you so much it hurts

From my head to my feet

I think of you when I can´t help

But fondle my meat

I see your face everytime

That I go out and cheat

´Cause my heart belongs to you

There ain´t nothing I wouldn´t do

My heart belongs to you

But my dong is community property

Yeah yeah yeah

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Because you're mine,

I walk the line.

Johnny Cash

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight

Two lovers missing the tranquillity of solitude

Getting a cab and travelling on buses

Reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neon on my naked skin, passing silhouettes

Of strange illuminated mannequins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But in the back of my head I heard distant feet

Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat

Pet Shop Boys - Left to my own devices

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want your ugly, i want your disease

I want your everything as long as its free

Bad romance lady ga ga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what are you really looking for?

Another partner in your life to

abuse and to adore?

Is it lovey dovey stuff,

Do you need a bit of rough?

Get on your knees

robbie williams supreme

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Anyone recognise this :

"I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy"

Points on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South of the border - the Robster

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wish I could feel my heartbeat rise

And gaze into some gentle warm excited eyes,

And give myself as truly as an arrow flies

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/cheryl_wheeler/#share

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If I could leave with you a little bit of me somehow,

I'd leave you with something warm"

Melanie

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Anyone recognise this :

"I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy"

Points on offer. "

Cover of the Rolling Stones - Dr Hook

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Anyone recognise this :

"I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy"

Points on offer.

Cover of the Rolling Stones - Dr Hook"

And the points go to _muma. And what do points make? lovely prizes.

Anyone recognise it from a later, much later Robbie Williams number?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Anyone recognise this :

"I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy"

Points on offer.

Cover of the Rolling Stones - Dr Hook

And the points go to _muma. And what do points make? lovely prizes.

Anyone recognise it from a later, much later Robbie Williams number?"

South of the Border

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Stephen Stills

" it's better to have and don't need, than to need and don't have"

Don Covay

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fuck you, fuck you very, very, much - Fuck you by Lily Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lonelyness is a crowded room full of empty hearts turned to stone all together all alone

dance away - roxy music

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And the points go to _muma. And what do points make? lovely prizes.

Anyone recognise it from a later, much later Robbie Williams number?

South of the Border"

Bugger it. ( see what i did there, combined two threads )

_muma's prize has just got larger

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

Have you ever seen a woman coming out of New York City with a frog in her hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other."

Wasn't that a Spike Milligan poem??

As daft as..

String, string is a wonderful thing,

Rope is thicker but string is quicker!

Or...

There's a hole in the sky where the rain gets in,

It's not very big that's why the rain is thin!!

God knows what he was on!!!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I'm sick and tired

Of always feeling sick and tired.

Sick and tired (funnily enough!)

Anastacia

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Lie down - I think I love you....

Whitesnake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've jus been beaten up by a Ted cause of our Song Elvis Presely is dead, he rearranged my Teeth like he was a Dentist I would of ran away but I was a bit Pissed.

Intensive Care

Peter and the Test Tube Babies.

and yes it's a real Song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other.

Wasn't that a Spike Milligan poem??

As daft as..

String, string is a wonderful thing,

Rope is thicker but string is quicker!

Or...

There's a hole in the sky where the rain gets in,

It's not very big that's why the rain is thin!!

God knows what he was on!!!"

That last one has always been my fave Spikey

such logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun"

GAGA...Poker Face

"head while I'm driving"

Kings of Leon "sex on fire"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spoken intro to McAlpine's Fusilers always makes me smile.

'Twas in the year of 'thirty-nine when the sky was full of lead

When Hitler was heading for Poland, and Paddy for Holyhead

Come all you pincher laddies and you long-distance men

Don't ever work for McAlpine, for Wimpey, or John Laing

You'll stand behind a mixer until your skin is turned to tan

And they'll say, Good on you, Paddy, with your boat fare in your hand

Oh, the craic was good in Cricklewood and they wouldn't leave the Crown

With glasses flying and Biddys crying 'cause Paddy was going to town

Oh mother dear, I'm over here and I'm never coming back

What keeps me here is the reek o' beer, the ladies and the craic

I come from county Kerry, the land of eggs and bacon

And if you think I'll eat your fish and chips, bejeasus you're mistaken...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They smelled of pubs

And Wormwood Scrubs

And too many right wing meetings..............

The last thing that I saw

As I lay there on the floor

Was 'Jesus Saves' painted by an atheist nutter

When Weller was young and raw and angry.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad

From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,

And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.

He was big and bent and gray and old,

And I looked at him and my blood ran cold

And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!

Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes

And he went down, but to my surprise,

He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.

But I busted a chair right across his teeth

And we crashed through the wall and into the street

Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes a red headed woman to get a dirty job done"

"Tight skirt, strawberry hair, tell me what you got baby, waiting under there"

Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Verse from "The Winner"

Now this broken back was the dyin' act of a handsome Harry Clay

That sticky Cincinnati night I stole his wife away

But that woman she gets uglier and she gets meaner every day

But I got her boy that's what makes me a winner.

Shel Silverstein RIP

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The storms are raging on the rolling sea

And on the highway of regret

Though winds of change are blowing wild and free

You ain't seen nothing like me yet

Adele... Make you feel my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When We Go Carelessly Careening Quickly

Screaming All The Way

Gravity Is Such A Drag

And We Will Not Obey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beebopalloobopawopshamboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cause In The Great Shining Path Of The Great Monster Trucks

There's No Such Thing As Beginner's Luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life has teeth, and bites the feeding open hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands all sticky and I'm spilling all my whiskey on myself, my friends, my dog, my floor, My God!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

were going down the pub / urry up harry , sham 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be alone; Just like the Jackson Whites

I feel the apocalypse is within my sights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

À tout le monde

À tous mes amis

Je vous aime

Je dois partir

These are the last words I'll ever speak

And they'll set me free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravity

Helped to lift our hopes, but never broke our falls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna ride upon a five mile tide of suprise and oblivion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put the world to rights

I'll soar like SuperMan in flight

I'll eat the day and drink the night

And everyone will be there with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Me!

Its Me again!

A credit to dementure!

Some day you too will know my game

And smile its black-toothed grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and be with me

Live my twisted Dream

Pro-devoted pledge

Time for Primal Concrete Sledge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10001110101

Periodic Table with a center-piece-of-mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the air that you breath

I am the sand under your feet

I´m the water on your skin

I´m the soultaker

Why Don´t you go on your knees

Why don´t you pray to me

I can be your redemption

I´m the soultaker

Blutengel

*sits in crypt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set the ball a-rolling

I'll be clicking off the miles

On the train of consequences

My boxcar life o' style

My thinking is derailed

I'm tied up to the tracks

On the train of consequences

There ain't no turning back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black black black black No. 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up, it's Christmas mourn,

Those loved have long since gone.

The stocking are hung but who cares?

preserved for those no longer there.

six feet beneath me sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend's girlfriend

She looks like you,

My girlfriend's girlfriend

She's my girl too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is killing me

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By *oddessWoman
over a year ago

swansea

I'm a bitch I'm a tease

I'm a _oddess on my knees......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refuse!

Resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I know my enemies;

They're the teachers who taught me to fight me

Compromise

Conformity

Assimilation

Submission

Ignorance

Hypocrisy

Brutality

The Elite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ignorance is bliss

Then Knock the smile off my Face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't gonna work

on Maggies farm, no more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want it all

But you can't have it

It's in your face

But you can't grab it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starry, starry night.

Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,

Swirling clouds in violet haze,

Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.

Colors changing hue,

Morning field of amber grain,

Weathered faces lined in pain,

Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Yeah, said it's all right

I won't forget

All the times I've waited patiently for you

And you'll do just what you choose to do

And I will be alone again tonight my dear

Yeah, I heard a funny thing

Somebody said to me

You know that I could be in love with almost everyone

I think that people are

The greatest fun

And I will be alone again tonight my dear

(B.MacLean)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Starry, starry night.

Flaming flowers that brightly blaze,

Swirling clouds in violet haze,

Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue.

Colors changing hue,

Morning field of amber grain,

Weathered faces lined in pain,

Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand.

a great song..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"... give 'em a quick, short, sharp shock ..."

"I've been mad for fucking years—absolutely years"

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying, there's no reason for it, you've got to go some time"

"I don't know, I was really d*unk at the time".

"there is no dark side in the moon, really. As a matter of fact it's all dark"

"shine on you crazy diamond"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I'm a freak

I like the girls with the boom

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to fuck you like an animal

I want to feel you from the inside"

Nine Inch Nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can mary fry some fish mama

I'm as hungry as can be

Oh lord how i wish mama

you could stop the baby crying cos my head is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck this and fuck that fucking little fucker, fucking twat, I don't want a baby that looks like that

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"any day now, any day now, i shall be released "

in memory of our beloved mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The begining

'there was me & my monkey'.......

....'How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow?'

at the end! from Mr Williams R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want it all" by Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend in need, is a friend indeed

a friend with is better

a friend with breasts and all the rest,

a friend who's dressed in leather

pure morning, placebo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet dreams (are made of this)

miss A lennox

'I wanna use you and abuse you.

I wanna know what's inside you.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonderwall - Oasis

'There are Many things that I would Like to say to you But I Don't know How.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

calm down my heart don't beat so fast

dont be afraid, just once in a lifetime...

wolfsheim

*finds own coffin to sit on*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set me free

your heaven's a lie

set me free with your love

set me free

lacuna coil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that's a good line to take it to the bridge.

The ever ridiculous Robbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sacred Monty Python - Meaning of life

'Always look on the light side of life..

If life seems jolly rotten

There's something you've forgotten!

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hard to see you disappear without a real good bye

There's so many things I wish I'd said

But all the little things you did that made it all worthwhile

Met more than all the tears you ever shed

clawfinger guess i'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got to live like a man or die like a coward

live like a coward or die like a man

clawfinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pick a line any line from the Penis song

Monty P again hehehe

'Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your willy or john thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your percy, or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If sacrifice is the price for freedom then tell me what's the use

killing someone to prove that killing is wrong still ain't no excuse

how can you believe that death will make the suffering cease

prepare to sacrifice your life once the bullets released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sacrifice is the price for freedom then tell me what's the use

killing someone to prove that killing is wrong still ain't no excuse

how can you believe that death will make the suffering cease

prepare to sacrifice your life once the bullets released

recognise that who's it by & what song??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont forget mr Harris R

'I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,

With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If sacrifice is the price for freedom then tell me what's the use

killing someone to prove that killing is wrong still ain't no excuse

how can you believe that death will make the suffering cease

prepare to sacrifice your life once the bullets released

recognise that who's it by & what song??"

Clawfinger (again..sorry...can you tell what i'm listening to?!) song is called Are You Man Enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe I was listening to Manson initially but thought better of showing myself up so quite how I gor to Rolf Harris I really dont know!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We walked in the cold air

Freezing breath on a window pane

Lying and waiting

A man in the dark in a picture frame

So mystic and soulful

A voice reaching out in a piercing cry

It stays with you until

The feeling has gone only you and I

It means nothing to me

This means nothing to me

Oh, Vienna

The music is weaving

Haunting notes, pizzicato strings

The rhythm is calling

Alone in the night as the daylight brings

A cool empty silence

The warmth of your hand and a cold gray sky

It fades to the distance

The image has gone only you and I

It means nothing to me

This means nothing to me

Oh, Vienna

This means nothing to me

Oh, Vienna

TUUUUUUNEEE!!! ultravox - vienna....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe I was listening to Manson initially but thought better of showing myself up so quite how I gor to Rolf Harris I really dont know!!!!"

''two little boys had two little toys....''

you were obviously wanting to play

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"things can only get better"

OK, i'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"things can only get better"

OK, i'll get my coat.

hey mushy, you can walk my path, and you can wear my shoes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36D so what so what

is that all that youve got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.

Hitch-hiked her way across the USA

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her legs and then he was a she

She says, Hey babe

Take a walk on the wild side

Hey honey

Take a walk on the wild side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... you got to wash the car , take the kiddies to the park...

dont marry her.... fuck me...

Beautiful South

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hey you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it...

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Individual lines?

So so many

And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey. All my friends are junkies.

4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

And the way that we feel right now, Oh Lord it may go

All, all the poets they studied rules of verse

and those ladies they rolled their eyes

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I always loved

Come mothers and fathers throughout the land, and don't criticise what you can't understand.

I used to feel such a misunderstood rebel with my mums bob dylan albums before I realised she probably sang that line to her mother and no doubt my son will sing it to me!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

And one passed down to me via a Pete Seeger album and then passed down to my offspring

They used to tell a story about Abiyoyo. They said he was as tall as a house, and could eat...people...up

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely but you know you only used to get juiced in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steel Panther - Community Property

Saw them play this on saturday! lol

'It wont be long, we'll meet again. My love for you is everlasting' KSE - Rose of Sharyn

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody loves me and neither do I - Them Crooked Vultures:

I've got a beautiful place to put your face..and she did

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Mr. Bungle - aqueeze me macaroni

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen

And knock her upper during supper

Clutter up her butter gutter

Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong

While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong

Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches

And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious

Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come

I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread

It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed

French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms

I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ***

I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas

Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans

Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled

With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose

He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop

Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin

Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,

From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy

Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny

Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave

Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact

Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back

Bananarama or ramabanana

****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn

Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her

I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner

Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers

Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers

Holy moly, guacamole! said my Chips Ahoy

I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hehe I was listening to Manson initially but thought better of showing myself up so quite how I gor to Rolf Harris I really dont know!!!!

''two little boys had two little toys....''

you were obviously wanting to play

Well you started it so here goes with one of Rolf's finest;

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky was blood red on New Years Day

One thousand candles light the way

Ten thousand souls are restless

Ten million hungry

Eat the rich, but pay me; mother fucker!

In the next episoded

I load and reload

It's kill or be killed

Sell or be sold

In this life, in this time, in my mind

I gotta stay high, cause I got left behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooler than Jesus" - My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the end of the world

It’s just a phase

They all love to see you fall

Flat on your face

It seems as hard as I try

They underestimated

I don’t belong here anymore

No, it’s not me

No, I can’t breathe

No, I am not afraid

It’s just the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon I discovered, that this 'Rock' thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil

Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a Prophet

All of a sudden I found myself in love with the World

So, the only one thing I could do

Was Ding-A-Ding-Dang my Dang-A-Lang-Ling-Long!

Jesus built my car; it's a love affair

Mainly Jesus and my Hotrod...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead I am the one, Exterminating son

Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze

Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry

While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool

Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed

Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat

Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dead I am the life, dig into the skin

Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win

Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry

Devil on your back, I can never die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woven in the surface

Premonition of a land erupting

Sparkling occasion of a city crashdown; overhead

Revolv'n in a whirlpool a drag-o-rama

Walk'n on the sidewalk so let me see ya Howl'n through the keyhole

"God damn, swept away" she shouted - She love it

Getin away, yeah!

I concentrate the midnight

Without the benefit of ceremony

Whoever said, "The one who strips

your soul is the one that got away"

Weather-beatenangel descending to embrace the cemetery

Got love so mystifying

"God damn, swept away" she shouted

She love it

Get in away, yeah!

She shouted

She love it

Get in away, yeah!

Voodoo beat on the mind

The digs too deep to find

Something has got to give

Man (psych-out) racketeer

Or star you are just what you are, Don't play the misty, baby!

Get you into a river sky

Electro-nation cry "i need another, now"

Drift beyond the sleeping

The moon is shift'n

Shadows on her figure

Swamptime locomotion "i can't take it, anymore!"

Sunlight through the shutters

Illuminating moment to the moment

Buzz a halo over

"God damn, swept away" she shouted

She love it

Get in away, yeah!

Planet pretty kill

Motherfucker hang me on the thrills

Psychoholic slag tomorrow is another drag

Picnic in the homeland

Like a jesus super-star

Kiss me deadly, baby

I know who you are

Planet pretty kill

Motherfucker hang me on the thrills, yeah!

No small heaven

I got the left hand of the keeper

Meet me in St. Louis

"God" a one-way ticket's cheaper yeah! time-travel i'm walk'n

I got a white line zombie fever, yeah!

Time bomb the hero, yeah!

Get down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Billy! Yes it's me!

Come around we'll have a field-day

A relay round the back

Hey Billy! In between

I can try to find a reason

To give you any slack...

Hey Billy! Hang around

I've a little box of rasins, found

And if you like

I can make you feel allright

And undone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Charlotte-

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money,

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a beautiful wedding,

What a beautiful wedding-

Says the bridesmaid to the waiter,

Yes but what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Have to put the whole song down as i love it all......

A police car and a screaming siren

Pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete

A baby wailing, a stray dog howling

The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking

That’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots

An electric train and a ripped up phone booth

Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat

Lights going out and a kick in the balls

I say that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

Days of speed and slow time Mondays

Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday

Watching the news and not eating your tea

A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls

I say that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning

Opening the windows and breathing in petrol

An amateur band rehearse in a nearby yard

Watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

That’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes

Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume

A hot summers day and sticky black tarmac

Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

That’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight

Two lovers missing the tranquillity of solitude

Getting a cab and travelling on buses

Reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs

I say that’s entertainment, that’s entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sempre, sempre, sempre, sempre, s e m p r e - Andrea Boccelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With out you this house is a hearse without wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazin on a sunny afternoon - in the summertime. (The Kinks?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y. O. U. R. E. G. O. R. G. E. O. U. S.

Remember that tank top you bought me.

You wrote 'You're Gorgeous' on it.

You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.

You got me to hitch my knees up and pulled my legs apart.

You took an instamatic camera and and pulled my sleeves around my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, Merry Christmas my arse, I pray God it's our last"

Kirsty mcCall and the Pogues - Fairytale of New York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fucking give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fucking teamwork

Whats your favorite position?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

I'm not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

my favourite spike milligan is imust go back to the sea again

the sand the sea and sky

i left my shoes and socks there

i wonder if they dry

oh and as this thread is fav song lines i love several

i am pushing an elephant up the stairs its by r.e.m just gives me a great mental image

always look on the bright side of life

says everything really

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont know if this has been done as not read all the posts, but i will never forget buying c'mon everybody by the sex pistols and my mum turning it over to the b side. The look on her face was class

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f**ker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f*** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

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over a year ago

"Dont know if this has been done as not read all the posts, but i will never forget buying c'mon everybody by the sex pistols and my mum turning it over to the b side. The look on her face was class

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f**ker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f*** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

Hahaha I remember this one ... a schooltime fave

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"Dont know if this has been done as not read all the posts, but i will never forget buying c'mon everybody by the sex pistols and my mum turning it over to the b side. The look on her face was class

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f**ker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f*** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

Hahaha I remember this one ... a schooltime fave

can i ask what was a school time fav friggin or just listening to that song???

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over a year ago

"Dont know if this has been done as not read all the posts, but i will never forget buying c'mon everybody by the sex pistols and my mum turning it over to the b side. The look on her face was class

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f**ker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f*** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

Hahaha I remember this one ... a schooltime fave

can i ask what was a school time fav friggin or just listening to that song???"

The song! You couldnt frig at school ... too many lurking teachers trying to catch the smokers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Dont know if this has been done as not read all the posts, but i will never forget buying c'mon everybody by the sex pistols and my mum turning it over to the b side. The look on her face was class

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus

By Christ, you should've seen us

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast, was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger

He was a dirty f**ker

He wasn't fit to shovel shit

From one place to another

Chorus:

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f*** all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan

By Christ, he was a gorgon

Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his f***ing organ

The first mate's name was Cooper

By Christ he was a trooper.

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor

Chorus.......

Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks....

The second mate was Andy

By Christ, he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock

For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Kipper

He was a f***ing nipper

He stuffed his ass with a broken glass

And circumcised the skipper

Chorus........

The Captain's wife was Mabel

To f*** she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the bar room table

The Captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And invited squeals and milk and eels

Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the rigging

There was f**k all else to do..

Hahaha I remember this one ... a schooltime fave

can i ask what was a school time fav friggin or just listening to that song???

The song! You couldnt frig at school ... too many lurking teachers trying to catch the smokers

You must of gone to the same school as me, they where so anal about catching smokers then the cheeky twats had the cheek to ask you for one when they ran out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dido

White Flag

got to love it x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm a runaway train on a broken track,

I'm the ticker on the bomb that you cant turn back.

Meatloaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have dreamed a thousand dreams

Been haunted by a million screams

But I can hear the marching feet

They're moving into the street

Now, did you read the news today?

They say the danger has gone away

But I can see the fire's still alight

They're burning into the night

There's too many men, too many people

Making too many problems

And there's not much love to go around

Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

This is the world we live in

And these are the hands we're given

Use them and let's start trying

To make it a place worth living in

Oh, superman, where are you now?

When everything's gone wrong somehow?

The men of steel, these men of power

Are losing control by the hour

This is the time, this is the place

So we look for the future

But there's not much love to go around

Tell me why this is a land of confusion

This is the world we live in

And these are the hands we're given

Use them and let's start trying

To make it a place worth living in

I remember long ago

When the sun was shining

And all the stars were bright all through the night

In the wake of this madness, as I held you tight

So long ago

I won't be coming home tonight

My generation will put it right

We're not just making promises

That we know we'll never keep

There's too many men, too many people

Making too many problems

And there's not much love to go round

Can't you see this is a land of confusion?

Now, this is the world we live in

And these are the hands we're given

Use them and let's start trying

To make it a place worth fighting for

This is the world we live in

And these are the names we're given

Stand up and let's start showing

Just where our lives are going to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I wont jah oh sensi me I will oh god yes I do

And I wont jah oh sensi me ya got nothing else will do

And I wont jah oh contriband you see the healing of the nations

And I've got to smoke my sensi because it damn good in meditation

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well they're building a gallows outside my cell,

I got 25 minutes to go

And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell,

I Got 24 minutes to go

.1 more minute to go

And now I'm swingin' and here I go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls are bigger than others

Some girl's mothers are bigger than

Other girl's mothers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A woman’s only human

You should understand

She’s not just a plaything

She’s flesh and blood just like her man

So, if you want a do-right-all-day woman

You’ve got to be a do-right-all-night man

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

If ya gonna do it do it right

DO it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you and me baby aint nothing but mammals , so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You make me tremble every time we touch

Don't believe that I could give you so much

Wish I knew, do I do it to you too?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

kesha take it off

theres a place i know

if your looking for a show

where they go hardcore

and theres glitter on the floor

and they turn me on

when they take it off

everbody take it off

lose your mind

lose it now

lose your clothes

in the crowd

were delirious

tear it down

til the sun comes back around

great swinger song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grandfather - stephen lynch

When Grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When Grandfather dies

My whole world will change

When Grandfather dies

I'll scream and I'll yell

'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hell

So Grandfather, die

Don't keep me in suspense

Oh Grandfather, cough

Up that inheritance

Oh Grandfather, don't

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I've gots bills to pay

A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I'll party with Hef

I'll dine with the Queen

So what say we unplug that machine?

Oh Grandfather, die

Before the fiscal year

Oh Grandfather, I

Wish Kevorkian were here

Oh Grandfather, die

Just take your final bow

Oh Grandfather, die

Family hates you anyhow

For God's sakes, you must be as old as the sun

Your Social Security Number is 1

You're deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

You're so old your penis has varicose veins

Oh, why don't you die, Grandpa?

Why must you fight?

You old motherfucker

Just walk toward the goddamn light

Walk toward the light, old man

It's all over now

My granddad is dead

A mysterious blow

To his wrinkled old head

Before I collect

A small oversight

But everything should work out all right

I'll start working on my grandma tonight

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Good morning beautiful, how was your night?"

Steve Holy

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Something in the way she moves

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Something in the way she moves"

Attracts me like no other lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night in gay Paree

We paid five francs to see

A pretty young French cherie

Tattooed from head to knee

And tattooed on her back

Was a fluttering Union Jack

So we all paid five francs more

To see her lily white bum

With a tattoo of the rising sun

And right across her chest

Was a portrait of Georgie Best

And up and down her spine

Was a classic by Rubenstein

But tattooed on her fanny

Was Al Jolson singing 'Mammy'

Oh I love her

Oh I love my mother - in - law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy Yummy Yummy

Ive got Cum on my Tummy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat

A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children

If the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them

A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac

A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long

Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don't think

you knew you were in this song

And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor

And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there

Your face, your race, the way that you talk

I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Thief of Baghdad lies in Islington now

Praying deportation for his sacred cow!

Fugazi by Marillion

- Didn't know Tony Blair was trying to get rid of Cherie!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

best line in a song has to be

'She'll be cummin round the mountain when she cums'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!

- Green Jello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am All; but what am I?

Just a number that isn't equal to any of you!

I control but I comply

Tear me apart then pick up the pieces!

-Slipknot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Loco! Me Loco! Me Loco!

- Coal Chamber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Anti-Christ!

That's what I was meant to be

Your God left me behind

And set my soul to be free!

I am the Anit-Christ!

All love is lost

Insanity's what I am

Eternally my soul will Rot!

-Slayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm running back and for'

From here to South Carolina

Wishing you were here

Guess I should watch what I wish for...

-Theory of a Deadman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love the Summer!

We Love the Summertime!

We Love the Summer!

You Love the Summer, too!

-Dog Eat Dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the rain and sunny weather

I hate the beach and mountains too

And I don't like a thing about the City

And I hate the countryside too

And I hate everything about You!

-Ugly Kid Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hier kommt die Sonne

Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen

Hier kommt die Sonne

- Rammstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User friendly fucking dopestar obscene

Will you die when you're high

You'd never die just for me

She says,

"I'm not in love, but I'm gonna fuck you

'til somebody better comes along."

- Marylin Manson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fronts no tricks no soap box politics

No guns just blunts we kick this just for fun!

- Dog Eat Dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10001110101

Periodic Table with a center-piece-of-mind"

One-Zero

Zero-Zero-One-One

One-Zero

One

Periodic Table with a Center Peice-of-Mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So close no matter how far

Couldn't be much more from the heart

Forever trusting who we are

No nothing else matters

-Metallica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to love you, but I better not touch (Don't touch)

I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop

I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)

I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

- Alice Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about a true belief here

With the 'lost' it's the same as always

All I want is the same, a true belief

- Paradise Lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I hadn't met my match but every moment we could snatch

I don't know why I got so attached

It's my responsibility and you don't owe nothing to me

But to walk away, I have no capacity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are lost in the Maze

Falling away

Falling away again

Falling away again!

- Fear Factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They came down from Meekatharra

In a clapped out blue FJ...

- Kevin Bloody Wilson

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Surprised you've not done it yet Deep Thought

from You Can't Say C*unt in Canada ...

No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada

So when I get to Montreal

If you're gonna say 'cunt' in Canada

You gotta say it in French as well

So here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, President Mitterand, *kiss kiss* pepe le peu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radda-Bim-Boo-Raaaw!

Twist....

- Korn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But when Quinn the eskimo gets here

All the pigeons gonna run to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're beside me on the seat

Got your hand between my knees

And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze

It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear

But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears

By now, no doubt that we were heading south

I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth

'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch

It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

forward they cried from the rear,and the front rank died.

pink floyd-us and them.

for some rason,this line comes to mind,every time i hear david cameron speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forward they cried from the rear,and the front rank died.

pink floyd-us and them.

for some rason,this line comes to mind,every time i hear david cameron speak.

the lunatics are on the grass....

seconded 100%

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You're the best thing that ever happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think of you as my best friend

But now I'm glad we got that dog

At least he doesnt bite the hand that feeds

Its something that he's grateful of...

'The Walking Monuments'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

The bigger the knockdown, the bigger the bill.

Say oops upside your head!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Did you ever?

Not so much, that you could notice

Well could you estimate how many?

8 or 9

Will you do it anymore?

As soon as you walk out the door

Well I just wondered, did you ever?

All the time

Could I fix you one small?

No thanks I just had one

Then how about a nice big...?

That would be just fine

Is there any special way?

Oh no, whatever you say

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

Does he look like...?

No he's taller and more handsome

Yeah but is he old?

Oh no he's young and he's in his prime

Does your father know I'll bet?

Uh huh.. I haven't told him yet

I just wondered, do you ever?

All the time

But just for old times sake

No,that would be much harder

Then how about...?

Well are you sure that you don't mind

Hey I know just the thing for us

No I'm afraid I'll miss my bus

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

I just wondered,did you ever

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it" by Weird Al

How come youre always such a fussy young man?

Dont want no captain crunch, dont want no raison bran

Well, dont you know that other kids are starving in japan

So eat it, just eat it

Dont want to argue, I dont want to debate

Dont want to hear about what kind of food you hate

You wont get no dessert till you clean off your plate

So eat it

Dont you tell me youre full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin shame

Youre playin with your food, this aint some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, youll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what youre told

You havent even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down or its gonna get cold

So eat it

I dont care if youre full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more spam

It doesnt matter it its fresh or tanned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Dont you make me repeate it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesnt matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

If its gettin cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner, have a light snack

If you dont like it, you cant send it back

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Dont you make me repeat it (oh no)

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesnt matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Did you ever?

Not so much, that you could notice

Well could you estimate how many?

8 or 9

Will you do it anymore?

As soon as you walk out the door

Well I just wondered, did you ever?

All the time

Could I fix you one small?

No thanks I just had one

Then how about a nice big...?

That would be just fine

Is there any special way?

Oh no, whatever you say

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

Does he look like...?

No he's taller and more handsome

Yeah but is he old?

Oh no he's young and he's in his prime

Does your father know I'll bet?

Uh huh.. I haven't told him yet

I just wondered, do you ever?

All the time

But just for old times sake

No,that would be much harder

Then how about...?

Well are you sure that you don't mind

Hey I know just the thing for us

No I'm afraid I'll miss my bus

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

I just wondered,did you ever

All the time

Nancy and Lee - I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you ever?

Not so much, that you could notice

Well could you estimate how many?

8 or 9

Will you do it anymore?

As soon as you walk out the door

Well I just wondered, did you ever?

All the time

Could I fix you one small?

No thanks I just had one

Then how about a nice big...?

That would be just fine

Is there any special way?

Oh no, whatever you say

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

Does he look like...?

No he's taller and more handsome

Yeah but is he old?

Oh no he's young and he's in his prime

Does your father know I'll bet?

Uh huh.. I haven't told him yet

I just wondered, do you ever?

All the time

But just for old times sake

No,that would be much harder

Then how about...?

Well are you sure that you don't mind

Hey I know just the thing for us

No I'm afraid I'll miss my bus

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

I just wondered,did you ever

All the time

Nancy and Lee - I did."

Peters and Lee were better

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Did you ever?

Not so much, that you could notice

Well could you estimate how many?

8 or 9

Will you do it anymore?

As soon as you walk out the door

Well I just wondered, did you ever?

All the time

Could I fix you one small?

No thanks I just had one

Then how about a nice big...?

That would be just fine

Is there any special way?

Oh no, whatever you say

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

Does he look like...?

No he's taller and more handsome

Yeah but is he old?

Oh no he's young and he's in his prime

Does your father know I'll bet?

Uh huh.. I haven't told him yet

I just wondered, do you ever?

All the time

But just for old times sake

No,that would be much harder

Then how about...?

Well are you sure that you don't mind

Hey I know just the thing for us

No I'm afraid I'll miss my bus

Well I just wondered, have you ever?

All the time

I just wondered,did you ever

All the time

Nancy and Lee - I did.

Peters and Lee were better

Thats the blind leading the blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The girl away from me is still so far away

- Wildhearts

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"I'm happier than the morning sun

And that's the way you said that it would be....

If I should ever bring you inside my life."

Stevie Wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck you like an animal

I want to feel you from the inside

I want to fuck you like an animal

My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to god

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So Grandad took him out back to the shed

Then brung in a goat that he'd specially bred

To accommodate teenage boys and dirty old men

And he said, if ya get a good'n, son, ya got it good

If ya get a good'n, you're doin' fine

So hang on to her with both your hands, don't ever let 'er go

'Cause a good'n's gettin' fuckin' hard to find, son

Yeah, and I know me goat ain't a proper woman

But she's got great tits and she kisses good

And fair dinkum, judge, she'd suck the marrow from ya bone

And the judge looked down and said

Yeah I know

A good'n's gettin' fuckin' hard to find

Case dismissed!

A good'n's gettin' fuckin' hard to find, son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you call my name, I salivate like Pavlov's dog. - The Rolling Stones, Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ever words were spoken

Painful and untrue

I said I loved but I lied

In my life

All I wanted

Was the keeping

Of someone like you

As it turns out

Deeper within me

Love was twisted and pointed at you

-Pantera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But now I'm safe in the eye of the tornado

I can't replace the lies that let a 1000 days go

No more living trapped inside

In her way I'll surely die

In the eye of the tornado

Blow me away!

-Megadeth

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

One for FAB surely;

3 is the magic number, yes it is it's the magic number...

De La Soul - 3 feet high and rising (I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

burn my flame ... I love it when you call my name mmmmm makes me feel hot that one - Ch Church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite ever sums up my teenage years...from "How Soon Is Now" by The Smiths:

There's a club if you'd like to go

You could meet some who really loves you

So you go and you stand on your own

And you leave on your own

And you go home

And you cry and you want to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although for sheer joyousness of the rapturous music that's about to come..."Insomnia" by Faithless cannot be beaten...

I only smoke when I need to

And I need to get some rest

I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress

Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty

And on the count of three I pull back the duvet

Make my way to the refrigerator

One dry potato inside, no lie

Not even bread, jam

When the light above my head went bam!

I can't sleep, something's all over me

Greasy insomnia please release me

And let me dream about making mad love on the heath

Tearing off tights with my teeth

But there's no relief, I'm wide awake in my kitchen

It's dark and I'm lonely

Oh, if I could only get some sleep

Creaky noises make my skin creep

I need to get some sleep,I can't get no sleep...

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By *ertngladCouple
over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

"Put some water in your whisky let some air into this room the place is stinking from the smell of stale perfume". From "Mama told me not to come" by Three dog night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The proper lyrics to Insomnia

(peronal fave you see)

Deep in the bosom of the gentle night

Is when I search for the light

Pick up my pen and start to write

I struggle, fight dark forces

In the clear moon light

Without fear... insomnia

I can't get no sleep

I used to worry, thought I was goin' mad in a hurry

Gettin' stress, makin' excess mess in darkness

No electricity, something's all over me, greasy

Insomnia please release me and let me dream of

Makin' mad love to my girl on the heath

Tearin' off tights with my teeth

But there's no release, no peace

I toss and turn without cease

Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast

At least a couple of weeks

Since I last slept, kept takin' sleepers

But now I keep myself pepped

Deeper still, that night I write by candle light

I find insight, fundamental movement, uh

So when it's black this insomniac take an original tack

Keep the beast in my nature under ceaseless attack

I gets no sleep

I can't get no sleep

I need to sleep, although I get no sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bed is on fire

With passionate love

The neighbors complain about the noises above

But she only comes when she's on top

Great song, Laid by James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wayfarers on baby

people are strange when your a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twenty five whores in the room next door

twenty five floors and i want more

im looking for a can in a candy store

its a small world and it smells funny

id buy another if it wasnt for the money

back....just what i need

another motherfu**er in a moonstruck dream

sisters of mercy vision thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are justified and they are ancient

and they roam across the land

they are justified and they are ancient

and they drive an ice cream van

they called me up in tennessee

said tammy......stand by the jamm

justified and ancient ...klf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The proper Insomnia lyrics?! Hmmm...I'm going off the orginal version on the album...and the one they perform live!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The proper Insomnia lyrics?! Hmmm...I'm going off the orginal version on the album...and the one they perform live!"

*Shrugs* Dunno, they're the lyrics that google bought up, and they match word for word the version of the song that I have.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fuck you. Fuck you very very much' - Fuck You by Lily Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It frightens me you know, how sweet life can be

Mr Dylan

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

Anyone recognise this :

"I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy"

Points on offer. "
who embroiders on my jeans

dr hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Jungle!

We've got Fun and Games!

- Guns & Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you do something to me

something deep inside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wanna fuck you like an animal

i wanna feel you from the inside

closer ....nine inch nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'she's so swishy in her satin and tat

in her frock coat and bippity boppity hat'

very profound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt piss in your ass if your shit was on fire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great nations built from the bones of the dead, mud and straw, blood and sweat

You know your worth when your enemies praise your architecture of aggression

- Megadeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guns Don't Kill People!

Rappers Do!

From Bristol Zoo to B&Q!

- GLC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Headed

Six Legged

Double Decker Dog!

-Kevin Bloody Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Body

Needs Somebody

- Blues Brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know when you lie

The brightness darkens in your eyes

- Therapy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favorite song is The day that I met you by Lillian Axe

'Do you remember when our lives were so complete?

Long, cold Decembers, so bittersweet.

Chorus:

But if I could set aside one day,

That I could hold forever

I would save the day that I met you.

Is it still magic although we've grown worlds apart?

It seems so tragic, so frail the heart.

Chorus:

But if I was blessed with just one wish

To take me through my lonely life

I'd wish to go back to the day I met you

And when you feel you're on your own

Well just believe you're not alone

And you'll feel the warmth

That we shared years ago

Don't be blue

One painful morning, I stared straight into the sun

It overwhelmed me, I can undone

Chorus:

So if you can find it in your heart

To be forgiving to a broken man,

We'll go back to the day that I met you

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over a year ago

Across The Plain I See A Figure,

Every Instant Growing Bigger

Instinct Tells Me 'Run Away!'

While Faith Proposes That I Wave

He Approaches To A Rod

I Whisper Up A Prayer To God!

The Stranger Asks Me With A Grin,

"Do You Have The Time My Friend?"

- Clutch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let me kiss you on your poo poo la la

Roy Ayres

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Conventional methods kinda bore me...

LL cool J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can do it put your back into it

Ice Cube

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

You'll have bad times

He'll have good times

Doin' things you don' understand

( Tammy Wynette - Stand By your Man)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly I've seen too much?

Hanger 18; I know too much!

- Megadeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if a ten tonne truck kills the both of us, to die by your side well the pleasure the privilege is mine.

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