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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I was reading the fudge thread and I made me ponder what words you lovely lot use in place of expletives?

I often mutter 'fudgesticks' under my breath rather than fuck it. (unless I'm talking about my foo foo...Aka cunt)

Over to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my first born was about two before I realised just how quickly kids pick up on words I used to swear alot n one thing I used to say was oh ffs until I heard her say oh for fussys sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use one I made up...

Pishetto (pee-shet-o)

Means piece of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid I wasn't allowed to swear so I used to use Welsh place names instead.

My favourite when I was really cross was

Tyn y gongl (fucks sake).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol "

Can't swear - what do u do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar Steward aka bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I called my Uncle a Dickhouse the other day.

He annoyed me....he doesn't usually but that day he did.

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I use one I made up...

Pishetto (pee-shet-o)

Means piece of shit!"

I like it.

My best friend and I have words with random meanings. Like crocodile for an unfortunate looking person. Used them more frequently in our bitchy youth mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones from Only fools and Horses..

'Fromage Frais'

'Chateau neuf du pap'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ecclefechan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use one I made up...

Pishetto (pee-shet-o)

Means piece of shit!

I like it.

My best friend and I have words with random meanings. Like crocodile for an unfortunate looking person. Used them more frequently in our bitchy youth mind. "

Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Sugar, drat, blow, poo, blast, bother, rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

Can't swear - what do u do?"

I am head of the ministry of politeness lol

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I also use 'buggeration' although that's not strictly any better than just useing bugger. It's probably worse in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

Can't swear - what do u do?

I am head of the ministry of politeness lol "

Well, someone has to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut the front door!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

Can't swear - what do u do?

I am head of the ministry of politeness lol "

You're a MOP Head?

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

Can't swear - what do u do?

I am head of the ministry of politeness lol

You're a MOP Head?"

Mop head! That might be introduced into the rotation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basteroid and Francie n Josie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot

I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that!

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot

I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that! "

Dagnabit is my alternative for damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in a job were I cant swear so I say

" good gravy "

Lol

Can't swear - what do u do?

I am head of the ministry of politeness lol

You're a MOP Head?"

Or head MOP

Curse those acronyms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horsefeathers! and custard! both words that can be said with a lot of emphasis, my mum used to use them as 1of my brothers was a sod for repeating naughty words, Iv had to bring them back into use as my 3 yr old is just the same.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooo just spit that swear word right out

you will feel a whole lot better

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really swear much I make noises! I growl to myself, say "seriously" "really" or "oh my god" a lot

I must say damn it a lot too as I've heard my 5 year old say it, have to stop that!

Dagnabit is my alternative for damn. "

I never really saw my father as a child, rare occasions when he happened to be in my Nan's the same time but I remember he used to say golden Bennett or Gordon Bennett could never work out what exactly it was!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I went from a posh school to working on civil engineering sites, where the urgency of any request was measured only in the number of 'fucks' or 'fuckings' in any given sentence.

Then when I went into the design office, with loads of delicate ladies and I had to switch pretty sharpish. Even now everything is 'Blimey' this and 'Golly' or 'Gosh' that. When I hit my thumb it tends to be 'Oh FFFfffffff-for goodness SAKE'

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use frizzle instead of fuck when I'm at work or around my daughter or if I'm really annoyed you can find me shouting OH BUNGLE!!! Lol copied that one off my nephew who's 4 dunno where it comes from but it works x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluck, gunt, blastard, shint.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

There is a world where people don't actually swear??? Fuck.. if any of you cunts take me there, I will slap 50 shades of shit out of you

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Oh fart

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"There is a world where people don't actually swear??? Fuck.. if any of you cunts take me there, I will slap 50 shades of shit out of you "

Unfortunately I have to at work. I've let a couple slip out in the past and been slapped on the wrist!

I like oh bungle. Might also add that in to the rotation!

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Also like tina's gadzooks. Makes me chuckle.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Blimey O'Reilly is my expletive of choice if there's ankle biters around,,,other than that, I swear like a trooper

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By *trawberry-pop OP   Woman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Cute and sassy!

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