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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now a recognised measurement tool for everything?

Just been looking for a new bag on a certain well known auction site and lo and behold! Someone had used a Sky remote to show the height of the bag....

So have we misaligned the use of sky remotes as cock measuring implements?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be a business opportunity for someone to make sky remotes 20% smaller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha!

Seriously though, what is wrong with a ruler?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"There must be a business opportunity for someone to make sky remotes 20% smaller "

You can get half size replicas online. Not sure if they actually can be used for their secondary purpose of controlling a Sky Box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be a business opportunity for someone to make sky remotes 20% smaller

You can get half size replicas online. Not sure if they actually can be used for their secondary purpose of controlling a Sky Box"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'd look like a total twat running around a petting zoo with a sky remote but I'm dying to post a picture of a male chicken next to a sky remote, I recon even the people who vet the pictures would let that one go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a revolutionary idea.

I feel that the SKY remote, while useful in demonstrating comparable size, is less helpful in defining variation.

We need to come up with a standardised unit of measurement.

We could then print these standard units on a length of material that can be used to accurately define the length of any object.

Let's call it the Tape Measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope not, we own a Logitech harmony remote that controls everything and its bigger than a sky remote!

Hex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope not, we own a Logitech harmony remote that controls everything and its bigger than a sky remote!

Hex"

Tape measure! There's novel! Lol

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