FabSwingers.com forum: Parodies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I on call overnight and stuck in work, there is likely to be a whole chunk of my evening spent with my fingers crossed, hoping the phone won't ring.

Now apart from walking round the kiss pass fuck threads with my clipboard, I thought I could perhaps pen a parody or two.

So stick your suggestions here and I will give it a go!

Or to put it another way...

Mr. Marmite, write me a song

(Mister Marmite)

Make it a short one, or make it quite long (Mister Marmite)

I know you're working and fabbing all night (Mister Marmite)

Get double points for cock snot up your fart pipe

Marmite, Give it a go

Even do a song 'bout some one you know

I know it all could go wrong

Mr. Marmite, give me a song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kiss pass fuck threads it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss pass fuck threads it is then

Bro..

Ain't ya heard..

You gotta start a really dumb, thick as pig shit thread for it to take off here.

"The one above" usually does it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah. I'll try again there then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find Mr Marmite just sat on a rock...

In the middle of the forum just shaking his...

Finger at the forumites down by the creek...

their feet in the water, their hands on their...

keyboards and mouses, when at half past four...

There came a young Lady, she looked like a...

pretty hot temptress, who sat on the grass...

She pulled up her dress, and showed them her...

Ruffles and laces, and charm for good luck...

She said she was learning a new way to...

Bring up her children, so they would not spit...

But the boys in the forum, were all talking...

about shooting on an apocalyptic hunt...

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...

Eyes at Mr Marmite, down by the rock...

He looked like a man with a sizeable...

Repertoire of lyrics, that make you want to hum...

If he asked her politely, she'd show him her...

Little pet dog who was subject to fit...

and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...

Small tender hands, with a movement so quick...

and then she'd bend over and suck on his...

Candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch. ..

and then he spread whipcream all over her...

Cookies...

Thats my contribution for a take on the assumption song!

My suggestion for you would be to pen a parody on the budding bromance seen in the forum perhaps? or a 'whats wrong with my profile style parody'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is a most impressive effort! Also the suggestions will be taken up on. But which bromance? There are so many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm I'd go with the one that had a thread titled 'Bromance'...seeing as its already out there in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about cocksnot up your one shed gangbang at Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about cocksnot up your one shed gangbang at Morrisons"

Boom! On it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Change of tack

Gone for a song about "Couples"

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

So everyone has seen frozen or at least knows the song build a snowman. Here are two parodys I have penned.

The first is from a man singing too a woman. The second is a woman singing to a man. I hope you like it.

No1

Tell me do you need a tampon?

Is blood running down your walls?

Have you got a heavy flow?

Well let it go

It don't bother me at all!

It tells me your not pregnant.

And that's ok

I hope they are here to stay!

Tell me do you need a tampon?

I will go and buy a tampon.

(In angry voice from girl)

NO! I'm Ok.

No2

So do you want a blow job?

I will even suck your balls

I will lick along the shaft

Don't make me laugh

I'll take it all!

I will swallow every last drop

When you blow

I don't want it in my eye

So do you want a blow job?

You know you want a blow job.

(Guy) OH FUCK AYE!!!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sale on at Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change of tack

Gone for a song about "Couples""

.....we're on the edges of our seats here Marmite! you tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/366652

I'll bump it as well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/366652

I'll bump it as well.."

Two for one deal

How bads that?

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