FabSwingers.com forum: What if ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You could post true and honest verifcations ?

In his/her/thier profile said:

Said he could last for hours, finished in 10 minutes.

Said she had a tight pussy, first time I have had to use two arms.

Said he loved licking pussy, never mentioned he didn't know where the clitoris was and that he only loved licking it for 2 mintues

Said he was respectfull, told him three times to leave my bum alone.

Said she gave the best blow job ever, still wondering when she is going to give it.

anymore ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

He said he had the looks of Johnny Depp,did'nt say it was his character in Willy Wonka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

says he has the body of an athlete but does not tell you it is geoff capes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if he had sex as good as he spoke about it he would be in high demand.

he was respectful. if you have been raised on slut porn.

if he was pinocchio the amount of lies he told would warrent jumpin on his face.

he is kind. kind of person you would never get sick punching.

he is interesting as is the culture growing between his toes.

i could go on and on!! x

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Told me to be at the hotel by 7.00 pm

Never said which one.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Promised me champagne and strawberries

Got Asti and strawberry creams

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Promised me large and detached.

Got Fuck Hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Promised me large and detached.

Got Fuck Hall."

LMAO

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

your a dead man walking when coco gets home

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

and the rest.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

your a dead man walking when coco gets home

But what a way to go

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

She said she was a stunna.

Yep, very quick with the cattle prod.

and cruel.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he said his body was a temple. pity it was in ruins

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he said he would light up my life. he borrowed a fiver for the meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

Excuse me?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

Excuse me? "

Promise he could breathe through his ears..

did nt realise he meant there was a clear tunnel between them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes?"

cattle prod will be a minor concern of yours...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

cue a song :

"Daddy, what if, the sun stops shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he had the body of a god... buddah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised me room upstairs.

Yep, she was blonde.

Oi!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

he promised me the world. he gave me an atlas

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good repeater: dependent on what he ate

single: for the purpose of the meet

looking for more than a one-off: wants more than one meet, with one woman needs your verification to assist

respectful: the condom may reach the bin, but it won't hit the curtain...promise

friendly: slut

discrete: i wont tell if you wont...please dont tell...pleeease, the wife will kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said he liked oral: sure did! Wouldn't shut the fuck up!

Claimed to be a repeater: omitted to add not on the same day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said he liked oral: sure did! Wouldn't shut the fuck up!

Claimed to be a repeater: omitted to add not on the same day!

oral or aural?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You could post true and honest verifcations ?

In his/her/thier profile said:

Said he could last for hours, finished in 10 minutes.

Said she had a tight pussy, first time I have had to use two arms.

Said he loved licking pussy, never mentioned he didn't know where the clitoris was and that he only loved licking it for 2 mintues

Said he was respectfull, told him three times to leave my bum alone.

Said she gave the best blow job ever, still wondering when she is going to give it.

anymore ...............

If they could i would be fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise : A knight in shining armour

Delivered : A nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he gave me a night il never forget...seriously il be in therapy for years!!

he helped me find my true sexual self. it was that bad im now lesbian!!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Been having a chuckle at some of these! Was going to do some based on the body descriptions used on here but I value my life and sanity!

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