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Lies we were told!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering other lies you may have found out...

Lie number: there are more men than women in the world... big lie! they didn't include the fab world!

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The wind changed and my face didn't stay like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.

Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it will fall off if you don't leave it alone.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The old swallowing one - chewing gum, not cum. As a naughty kid I used to swallow bits of it to test it out. When nothing did, I decided to make my own rules. Maybe it's still all inside me, wrapped around some organ or blocking a digestive channel?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

That if you eat the pips in an apple, a tree will start growing inside you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still not blind and it still hasn't fallen off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my parents were children, their parents never had to lock their doors when they went out.

Partly true - anything good had been nicked because they forgot to lock the door

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my mum told my brother he had horns growing on his head and only way to get rid of them was to behave

he was only 4 at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.

Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past."

When i was about 14 I actually pressed the button and didn't walk across. Went and got in the car round the corner then went to drive past the crossing. The police stopped us and told me off for pressing it. So while I didn't get arrested, I've never done it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you press the pelican crossing and don't cross then the police will arrest you. I actually told my kids the same thing thinking it was true.

Think my mum was sick of us pressing the lights every time we walked past.

When i was about 14 I actually pressed the button and didn't walk across. Went and got in the car round the corner then went to drive past the crossing. The police stopped us and told me off for pressing it. So while I didn't get arrested, I've never done it again "

Really? Maybe it is actually true then?

I'm a good girl now and always wait for the lights to change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's someone for everyone... Is that really true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's someone for everyone... Is that really true? "

yes, that one is true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x"

thats kinda what does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait til your dad gets home and he will show you whats what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now pretty sure I wasn't found under a gooseberry bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.

Eating crusts make your hair curl.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

The milk man left me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eating crusts make your hair curl."

that one worked well with me

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

Sat right in front of the tv and my eyes still didn't become square lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

If you picked a Dandelion in flower , it would make you wet the bed

If you picked your nose your head would cave in

Babies were found under a gooseberry bush

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That if I ate too much pickled red cabbage I would get a rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Ibrahimovic getting red carded Chelsea have got one foot in the last eight now Clive

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to tell my then little daughter that when the icecream man came round playing his jingle on the van, that it meant he hadn't any icecream left

Saved me a fortune.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That eating a lot of one thing will turn you into it.

Eating crusts make your hair curl."

I got hair straighteners for my Christmas one year and was still told to eat my crusts "otherwise how will you know the straighteners work?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus is real !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad told us he used to work on a spitfire as a cook in the war. Which we believed until I saw what a spitfire looked like at school a few years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bid to get me to eat guacamole, my mum used to tell me she could see patterns on my tongue (the american flag, pink stars on a purple background... I was 5). So imagine little Mimieux at a party (aged 9) eating guacamole and sticking my tongue out so everyone could see the patterns...

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"In a bid to get me to eat guacamole, my mum used to tell me she could see patterns on my tongue (the american flag, pink stars on a purple background... I was 5). So imagine little Mimieux at a party (aged 9) eating guacamole and sticking my tongue out so everyone could see the patterns...

"

Why on earth would anyone force a child to eat Guacamole? That is just child cruelty.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

My mother (God rest her eccentric soul) told me never to ride my bike whilst on my period.

It would cause me to lose my virginity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think society needs to be very careful about what they tell kids.

Especially from a young age.

By saying some of these things they start to understand that contempt exists and that doesn't go anywhere good.

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

If you walk on a crack in a paving stone you'll get bad luck

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By *rmrshorny2Couple
over a year ago

Seaside

depend what angle the seat was

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By *ussexsocialMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

Those that ask don't get ? Really mum ? How was I meant to get anything unless I asked for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a school biology project I had to explain where babies came from. The teacher told us to ask our relatives.

I asked greatgrandma and she said "They are found under a gooseberry bush"

I asked Grandma and she said "A stork delivers them"

I asked mum and she said "You collect them from the hospital"

I wrote in my project "There has been no sexual intercourse in my family for 3 generations...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x

thats kinda what does "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't clean your ears, potatoes would grow in them......lol

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire


"Santa Claus is real ! "

you know he is really ..you're just in denial lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread laughing at some of the posts

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x

thats kinda what does "

ha ha, the rain and ice particles in the clouds bang together and charge the particles. The positive and negative separate and often a spark jumps between the two this causes the air to expand rapidly making the bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am still not blind and it still hasn't fallen off "

What about your hands are they hairy ?

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Told by my parents man in moon of course following on to all my kids now grankids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody Lies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's someone for everyone... Is that really true?

yes, that one is true..."

I don't know about the monks and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots the way to go . spent a full flight to Switzerland nose pressed against the window

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That there are sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots the way to go . spent a full flight to Switzerland nose pressed against the window "

...and? I am sure you were counting them as well

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

That the meek will inherit the earth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That there are sign posts on the clouds to tell the pilots the way to go . spent a full flight to Switzerland nose pressed against the window

...and? I am sure you were counting them as well "

Didn't find any witch confused me no end lol I was five x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked by daughter what was those noise u were making last night & told her she was dreaming shhh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was scared of thunder so my parents told me it was just clouds bumping into each other that made the noise quite cute until you get to secondary school and use that as an answer in front of your whole class :/ lol x

thats kinda what does

ha ha, the rain and ice particles in the clouds bang together and charge the particles. The positive and negative separate and often a spark jumps between the two this causes the air to expand rapidly making the bang. "

Ooooh so there's some sciency truth to the fib

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"For a school biology project I had to explain where babies came from. The teacher told us to ask our relatives.

I asked greatgrandma and she said "They are found under a gooseberry bush"

I asked Grandma and she said "A stork delivers them"

I asked mum and she said "You collect them from the hospital"

I wrote in my project "There has been no sexual intercourse in my family for 3 generations...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a haggis has one leg shorter than the other to enable it to run round the mountain faster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being asked by daughter what was those noise u were making last night & told her she was dreaming shhh x"

But I am sure you'll be conscious of that when next she "dreams"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Til death do us part". Turns out what she really meant was "Til I feel like your no longer required"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbow grease was something you borrowed from a neighbour ... As I a child I was ask to go ask for some

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"That a haggis has one leg shorter than the other to enable it to run round the mountain faster!"

And that the way to catch them is to chase them the other way round so they fall over

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"That a haggis has one leg shorter than the other to enable it to run round the mountain faster!"

But this is true, and I have seen it with my own eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the stork didn't bring me to my parents. I've seen them.

The family resemblance is pure coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can trust me after all I am a politican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the ice cream man plays the music it means hes sold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr was told as a child by many family members he had a chicken leg and he believed it for a long time, even extended family got in and played him haha.

Another was that babies come from eating seeds (taken from my mum eating seeds trying to get pregnant with my youngest sister, I was 5)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Elbow grease was something you borrowed from a neighbour ... As I a child I was ask to go ask for some "

That's brought back a great memory: One of us was told to ask the butcher for chicken lips and did just that. Not revealing which one of us did this but it wasn't me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All men are bastards."

No, this thread is called LIES We Were Told

Sorry fellas. Haha

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"All men are bastards.

No, this thread is called LIES We Were Told

Sorry fellas. Haha"

Someone once told me their blatantly orange towel is actually pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All men are bastards.

No, this thread is called LIES We Were Told

Sorry fellas. Haha

Someone once told me their blatantly orange towel is actually pink.

"

She shoots, she scores!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told this by my dad, I was only about 5 and the teacher asked us what we had learnt during the holidays so I put my hand yup and said this needless to say the teacher laughed and still asks about haggis every time I see her

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I used to tell my kids about back in the old days when the world was still Black & White. They believed the world had actually been Black & White for years.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

My mum told us as kids (4 of us) she knows when we're lying because our pupils get bigger and we firmly believed it, wasn't till I was in my teens I figured out she knew who was lying because it was the one who wouldn't look at her in case their pupils were big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum told us as kids (4 of us) she knows when we're lying because our pupils get bigger and we firmly believed it, wasn't till I was in my teens I figured out she knew who was lying because it was the one who wouldn't look at her in case their pupils were big."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a Church of England school

5 years of lies.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to a Church of England school

5 years of lies........."

Hahahah such as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't dry between your toes you will get webbed feet.

If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother told some whoppers in her time, like salt made you food Cold, my sister still believes it to this day!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't dry between your toes you will get webbed feet.

If you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off."

Haven't heard that before... Have tried it yet? hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mother told some whoppers in her time, like salt made you food Cold, my sister still believes it to this day!!"

You never know, mums are always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad R.I.P,,,"Support Newcastle United son, you will thank me for it in years to come. Yeah Cheers Thanks for that one Pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad said he would by my warts off my hands gave me a pound for each wart

they did disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Dad R.I.P,,,"Support Newcastle United son, you will thank me for it in years to come. Yeah Cheers Thanks for that one Pops "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canaries change colour when they smell gas- that's why miners have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the war to end all wars

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"That if you eat the pips in an apple, a tree will start growing inside you."
watermelon seeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was the war to end all wars"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That if you eat the pips in an apple, a tree will start growing inside you.watermelon seeds"

...watermelon won't that bad compared to an apple though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eating crusts make your hair curl.

that one worked well with me "

Me to I never ate crusts after that pmsl i think it may have backfired lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa Claus is real ! "

What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa Claus is real !

What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo "

I know I thought he worked with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa Claus is real !

What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo

I know I thought he worked with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny?"

Don't!! My sister being the way she is, we were never allowed presents in our room at Christmas, why would you let a strange man in our bedroom?! To this day I've never had a stocking on my bed (well I regularly have two on it now but not filled with presents!) even when she knew the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa Claus is real !

What!!!!! Are u saying he isn't real?? Nooooo

I know I thought he worked with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny?

Don't!! My sister being the way she is, we were never allowed presents in our room at Christmas, why would you let a strange man in our bedroom?! To this day I've never had a stocking on my bed (well I regularly have two on it now but not filled with presents!) even when she knew the truth "

Aww, bless you

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol

Pylons didn't walk around at night when you went to bed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Dogs chase cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tell lies yer nose gets like pinnochios.. Still waiting for it to appear.

Oooh jimminey cricket. Lol

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

If you don't stop making that face its going to be like that forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

You got a pimple on your tongue for telling lies - I've never got a pimple xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you tell lies yer nose gets like pinnochios.. Still waiting for it to appear.

Oooh jimminey cricket. Lol"

If it hasn't happened, then you haven't told a lie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got a pimple on your tongue for telling lies - I've never got a pimple xx"

...waiting to check out your tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That things will get better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Primary colours and how they combine.

All lies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Primary colours and how they combine.

All lies. "

Hahaha is that a lie? ??

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

That boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Utter bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Utter bollocks."

Hahaha you don't wear glasses then, do you? ?

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I told my first daughter when she was a toddler that when the icecream van played the tune that Meant he had none left . . . I was five before I found out my real name wasn't Little Bugger

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

That the system works.

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

Santa doesn't exist

That's the biggest lie I have been told

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Santa doesn't exist

That's the biggest lie I have been told "

What would have told such a lie?!!!

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